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Originally posted by OmaPlata View PostYea i guess Tyson could clear the bar, and Barkely too, bad example, but either way, its extremely difficult to fight more than 1 guy
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Originally posted by OmaPlata View PostI just had some ahole in a car giving me shit and he seemed like he wanted to throw, thats fine with me, then some marine starts running his mouth and wants to get in on it with me too, so 2 on 1 no thanks,. i did have the gat however, but no need for that, i also had one of my pitbulls, the male.. question is, if theres 2 guys coming at me, is it fair to let my dog rip one of them a new asshole and go withthe other one? I could beat down either one of those wimps one on one
than a fight story?
are you sure it was a marine? were any of these guys yelling anything about
"The JUICE!!"???
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Originally posted by GonzoStyles View Postdid these guys have mohawks and crossbows? cause this shit sounds more like the screenplay for a bad remake of "THE ROADWARRIOR"
than a fight story?
are you sure it was a marine? were any of these guys yelling anything about
"The JUICE!!"???
I got an A in creative writing 501 at SDSU on way to a Masters in ENGlish and and a BS is BIO, with a minor in Philosophy, so rest assured, if i was going to make up a story, it'd be much better than that, and Id win the fights at the end lol
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Originally posted by kuk sool won View PostIts not as hard as you think. My friend just last week got into a scrap with a 'few' cocky bastards. He managed to take 3 of them out before the remaining 5 mauled him.
I'd rather be sitting in TGI Fridays eating chicken fried steak with a few friends.
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Originally posted by Tom Yum View Posth0m0pl@t@, your attempts at writing stories for romance novels isn't good enough for filthy mag territory. Keep tryin' and maybe you'll get to bathroom wall level...
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A month later this guy shows up saying he bought the house, which he did, and was evicting us. Well we just paid rent and had the last months rent on deposit. So we have 2 months left. He says no ; get out'. I get into an argument and he proceeds to run to the cops and get a restraining order.
In the order he lied about everything, saying this and that, totally untrue. If someone makes shit about you and tells the law about, I dont know about you guys, but ITS beat down time, maybe with a baseball bat, broken legs time.
So anyway I dont do anything right away and move out whent he time comes. A month or so later i see the idiot at a liquor store, he walks into the alley way next to the store and says "you want a piece of me"? A say hell yea and go marching into the alley and hes still holding his groceries. A get up to him and does nothing, so im liek what the **** pussy, so i go back to my car. Next thing I know hes trying to flag down a meter maid and writitng down the licesnce plate number of the car. Thats it, I get out and grab what he was writing (which wasnt anythign, it was his wallet so i threw it into trafic), he grabbed my arm and the fight was on. I started letting loose some shots, and what surprised me is that they were pinpoint accurate and were snapping off his face with great velocity. we had a crowd of people watching, I kept pounding this bitch till he was layed out on the ground, i was going to stomp his skull into the pavement no joke, and kill the fucker,. but too many people watching. as i walked back to my car i saw his sunglasses out itn the middle of the street so i crushed them as i walked away. Never saw the guy again. No martial arts needed there, just 'mad boxing skillz"
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Originally posted by OmaPlata View PostI was living at the beach, mission beach, in college, broke at the time, had no car so i moved to the beach, good place to be with no car. Can skateboard around and get laid real easy. MY buddy and I moved into this pad where the owned said 'no credit check, just first and last months rent", cool, we moved in.
A month later this guy shows up saying he bought the house, which he did, and was evicting us. Well we just paid rent and had the last months rent on deposit. So we have 2 months left. He says no ; get out'. I get into an argument and he proceeds to run to the cops and get a restraining order.
In the order he lied about everything, saying this and that, totally untrue. If someone makes shit about you and tells the law about, I dont know about you guys, but ITS beat down time, maybe with a baseball bat, broken legs time.
So anyway I dont do anything right away and move out whent he time comes. A month or so later i see the idiot at a liquor store, he walks into the alley way next to the store and says "you want a piece of me"? A say hell yea and go marching into the alley and hes still holding his groceries. A get up to him and does nothing, so im liek what the **** pussy, so i go back to my car. Next thing I know hes trying to flag down a meter maid and writitng down the licesnce plate number of the car. Thats it, I get out and grab what he was writing (which wasnt anythign, it was his wallet so i threw it into trafic), he grabbed my arm and the fight was on. I started letting loose some shots, and what surprised me is that they were pinpoint accurate and were snapping off his face with great velocity. we had a crowd of people watching, I kept pounding this bitch till he was layed out on the ground, i was going to stomp his skull into the pavement no joke, and kill the fucker,. but too many people watching. as i walked back to my car i saw his sunglasses out itn the middle of the street so i crushed them as i walked away. Never saw the guy again. No martial arts needed there, just 'mad boxing skillz"
so Oma, If you want to get out of there...... talk to me.
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Originally posted by OmaPlata View PostI was living at the beach, mission beach, in college, broke at the time, had no car so i moved to the beach, good place to be with no car. Can skateboard around and get laid real easy. MY buddy and I moved into this pad where the owned said 'no credit check, just first and last months rent", cool, we moved in.
A month later this guy shows up saying he bought the house, which he did, and was evicting us. Well we just paid rent and had the last months rent on deposit. So we have 2 months left. He says no ; get out'. I get into an argument and he proceeds to run to the cops and get a restraining order.
In the order he lied about everything, saying this and that, totally untrue. If someone makes shit about you and tells the law about, I dont know about you guys, but ITS beat down time, maybe with a baseball bat, broken legs time.
So anyway I dont do anything right away and move out whent he time comes. A month or so later i see the idiot at a liquor store, he walks into the alley way next to the store and says "you want a piece of me"? A say hell yea and go marching into the alley and hes still holding his groceries. A get up to him and does nothing, so im liek what the **** pussy, so i go back to my car. Next thing I know hes trying to flag down a meter maid and writitng down the licesnce plate number of the car. Thats it, I get out and grab what he was writing (which wasnt anythign, it was his wallet so i threw it into trafic), he grabbed my arm and the fight was on. I started letting loose some shots, and what surprised me is that they were pinpoint accurate and were snapping off his face with great velocity. we had a crowd of people watching, I kept pounding this bitch till he was layed out on the ground, i was going to stomp his skull into the pavement no joke, and kill the fucker,. but too many people watching. as i walked back to my car i saw his sunglasses out itn the middle of the street so i crushed them as i walked away. Never saw the guy again. No martial arts needed there, just 'mad boxing skillz"
Nope. This lil' fiction is no better than the last. As with your previously failed effort, you simply took an instance where you completely backed down from someone and added on a bunch of transparently fabricated BS to 'spin' the tale as to make yourself feel better about it.
Poor, very poor.
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Originally posted by jubaji View PostNope. This lil' fiction is no better than the last. As with your previously failed effort, you simply took an instance where you completely backed down from someone and added on a bunch of transparently fabricated BS to 'spin' the tale as to make yourself feel better about it.
Poor, very poor.
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