badly trained karate

[Lizard]

Swan and Jukado, you are both right. If I want to change their style I have to work with them, not against them. Then one day they will say: "Once there was a time when we were ignorant of the outside world, we trained in follish ways. But then there came to us a being of great wisdom. Lizard worked with us and helped us to improve our training methods. What became of him? Some say that he is dead, others beleive him to have attained a level of conciousness that freed him from this world, and there are rumours that he visits internet forums to do battle with the demons of sarcasm." Speaking of which, the german exam was quite hard but I think I passed.

[Guest]

Yep, your'e tha man of great wisdom who will lead them from their "follish" ways alright..........

Achtung! Neiner Spellenzie Checka!

[Lizard]

Nein du kannst nicht deutsch sprechen, weil du sehr doof bist. Einmal pro woche, schlage ich einen sarcastic bastard, er heisst Bri Thai. Das ist falsche weil er nicht in der nahe von ich wohnt.
But I cant get a C grade or above unless I include the past tense.
Bri Thai hat ein sheisse gegessen.

[Guest]

Fookenzie Off.

[Lizard]

I don't know who taught you german but they deserve to be thrown into the gas chamber.

[Guest]

Now that IS sick, and offensive to millions.

[Lizard]

Offensive to who? I didn't say that whoever taight you german was jewish, or that jews deserve to be gassed. I said whoever taught you german (possibly a german) desreved to be killed using poisoned gas. Is it offensive to people who execute their victims using other methods?

[Guest]

This Lizard swallows every hook............

Gargle.

[Lizard]

Fine I'll give up. You win. Be happy in your fantabulous victory. But there's one thing you can't get by intelligence or money or hard work: time. your time is running out and you will die, my time is just begining. If you want to waste your last days on earth writing "witty" remarks then that's your choice.

[Guest]

I am not frightened of dying. Any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it. You've gotta go sometime!

[Lizard]

I'm glad you don't mind. I feel the same way but my point was: It doesn't matter how many times you beat me with insults you will eventualy die, then I will be the winner, but of course you won't care because you'll be dead.

[Guest]

That one went waaaaaaaaay over your head.

[jkdcman]

This is stupid

I am sorry but I just read almost a whole page of people acting like they are 5. Come on guys, you made your points and it is clear that you understand each other's points so just let it go. I thought we were here to educate one another and help each other grow. We represent martial arts as a whole here guys. There are visitors that will view these posts. Is this the image of martial arts and more particularly MMA and BJJ, you want people to have. I do not mean to instagate any more arguements or hateful comments. My only point is this all we say and do puts forth something. Shows that we believe in one thing or another. Just make sure that what you say propitiates the ideals you would want to have propitiated.

Sorry if I made anyone mad,

JKDCMAN

[Cain]

hmm, i know that bri is a ****ing retard, but lizard.. why do you have to answer his every flame-bait? he loves to be a troll, let him, and answer a few of his baits, just to make him happy.. but all of them? no, don't do that..

[Tom Yum]

The Task on Hand...

is to continue making fun of Ramus by finding him an MA of the week.