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And all this time I was in the sewers looking for Master Splinter... When I could have paid $199 to become a ninja... Hahaha... Some funny shit. -
The Joshua Shout...hahahaha! Funniest thing I've read all day!
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What if you could learn their methods of energy development.
What if you could unlock the keys to meditation and seeing through the third eye and learning Remote Viewing skills? REMOTE VIEWING SKILLS, USEFUL IF YOU'RE A NINJA PERVERT
the top secret methods of the Ninja..... HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM THEN?
we guarantee it will teach you how to become more energized and create more vitality in your life. DEFINE ENERGISED VITALITY
Many of the techniques you will learn are not known outside of our instructors and students.
How get your breath and Ki to powerfully attract or repel objects, people or animals. REPEL PEOPLE WITH MY BREATH? I CAN DO THAT ALREADY
How to create a “Negative Ion Force” to be able to feel everything around you better
How to kick or punch with Ki Power for added martial arts prowess
Learn how to control animals big and small with your newly developed Ki Power
Use the “Joshua Jericho Shout” to stop an animal or person right in their tracks. LOL
Lift a bowl of water with your Yin Ki
How to move a hanging object with a Ki Power throw
Build a powerful Ion Shield to protect your body from strikes
Learn Ki Power Awareness so that you can feel when someone approaches (even while sleeping!)
How to control the concept of time
Speed of light theory and Ki manipulation. SPEED OF LIGHT THEORY?
Real Bone Marrow Energy Packing that you can feel. YES I'M SO TIRED OF ALL THOSE OTHER BONE MARROW ENERGY PACKING THINGS THAT JUST DON'T SATISFY
Find out the importance of “Third Eye” visions and how you can understand them.
Learn focus tests on how to move a straw with Ki Power only
Put out a candle flame with your eyes only
Now you can learn the forbidden and deadly striking methods of the Ninja.
Not to mention the extremely priceless fighting information you will receive. THAT'S JUST A LIE, SHAME ON YOU
This video has so much good information, we initially were only going to give it out to a handful of our top students, but we decided that because of the advanced methods being taught, that only a few people (without mentoring) could get the true significance of what is being taught anyway. OH, THAT MAKES SENSE.
This way we could somewhat safeguard the highly proprietary nature of the information from being used in the wrong way by some unscrupulous people. YES THEY COULD STEAL YOUR BULLSHIT INSTEAD OF INVENTING THEIR OWN
Even to this day, we feel that at the price we charge, it is a virtual steal. I COULDN'T HAVE PUT IT BETTER MYSELF
Amplify the Electro-Magnetic output in the body to boost your ability to Ki Manipulate people or objects.
one of the most unique 90 Satisfaction Guarantees (See Legal Notice for Details). WHERE IS THE LEGAL NOTICE THEN? UNIQUE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T GUARRANTEE SATISFACTION.
The keys to arousing the seven vortexes in your body. THAT'S DISGUSTING, I DON'T WANT MY VORTEXES AROUSED.Comment
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You start reading it .. right.. and then and then.. and then...
learn it all on 2 audio cd's..
bwhahahha
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well as something as traditional or ancient as ninjutsu.. there's part of me that still prefers non open acceptance of students.. like we see here in the post initially mentioned.. he clearly wants to market the thing .. and clearly this is what has happened to many martial arts.Comment
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The really disturbing part is that there are people out there who actually believe this tripe,
.............arent there Michael ????????????????Comment
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Even someone who has mastered this Ninjitsu curriculum would be powerless when facing a master of Yellow Bamboo.
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well, they heal snakebites, don't they?:PComment
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How would you like to control the entire universe, both what goes within you and what happens with others?
They are suggesting that they can make me a god. Well, there's some bullshit there but the ninja thing is way worse. It's amazing what you can find on the internet. But can you blame them? There are millions of stupid and easily indoctrinated humans on this planet, websites are cheap and easy to set up, anyone can invent mystical powers for people to buy. Perhaps the people who buy these things actualy do become happier simply because they believe they have yellow bamboo ninja ki power.Comment
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Dude I don't know? Did you see the thread on native american fighting arts? Here is a sample.
“Do you have any idea who is the baddest ass fighters are over the last couple of centuries? It’s not the Russians, not by a long shot. No samurai got this skilled in hand to hand. It’s not the Filipinos. Not the Vietnamese guerilla fighters. Not the mafia.”
“Nope. The most feared… most respected… and most hyper-skilled fighters who ever walked this earth…was the plains Indians.” (Not my writing)
Ninja's vs. Native americans Now that will be a fight! HEhehehehehehe!!!
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Ashida Kim mentions Jedi knights on his website.
As for the Yellow Bamboo website, the acting on that animated gif is Academy award winning!
No wonder people think martial arts are full of shit. All those sites are are in the same league as those, "increase your Penis size by 3 inches with [add product here]." adverts!Comment
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yipes .. never thought of that comparison ..but .. sad but true :/Comment
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and here are the ****ing losers who take it.
You know, the first books I ever obtained from the library at age 6 were about meditation and magic. Even though much of what I read was not easily digested for a child I did already understand that power can be brought to bear for anyone with the serious desire to use it well. I got involved with Yellow Bamboo because I though it would be interesting to be able to knock people down 10 yards away by striking my hand on the ground. I have pursued Yellow Bamboo past that point now to enjoy it in all aspects of my life.
-- Alvin G Donovan III
One time I asked Pak Seringen the “difference that makes the difference” in becoming successful in YB. Here is what he told me must be there:
1. First of all the most important thing is that you must believe in the YB and the power of God.
2. Second you must have consultations with a Pembina.
3. You must attend a full moon initiation ceremony.
4. You must do the mantra exercises daily.
5. You must practice the sport exercises daily.
I would also like to say that not only can you protect yourself but you can also protect your friends and possessions as well from a distance.
The last point I would make is that the YB is only for doing good. You can use the YB only for positive things like helping others and protecting yourself and others. IE You would not be able to use it to assassinate people or rob banks.
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