sigh......

[Ryu (non-working password]

Well the nation is split, I woke up thinking Bush was president but they took it back, it's raining, I have a bad cold, my throat hurts, and I just got an email today from my ex girlfriend saying that she is dating some skinny guy that bothers me...

Wednsdays don't start off much worse than this...

You know, I get a lot of jokes because I'm a sensitive guy, but it's all in good fun, and I don't care. What I do care about is the fact that my ex was not the person I thought she was, and really trampled on my feelings. The funny thing is is that I was the one who broke off the relationship...and I'm feeling miserable, while she's off being happy with other people.

This will be the last post I make on my love life I guess, I'm sure you guys are sick of hearing about it. I'll tell you when I start dating again though...

Take care,

Ryu

[EJ]

You need to get off yer ass, go find a slutty babe, and donkey-punch her into oblivion. Then you will feel much better, amigo.

[Mickey Finn]

LOL! EJ’s advice for the lovelorn. We need to give him his own column.

[Ronin]

I think that E.J. and BIG BIRD should be a therapist tag-team.

I'm not sure what the therapy would involve, besides a lot of farting and donkey-punching.

And alcohol, of course.

[EJ]

Speaken of therapy...


Ronny,


Are you still haven issues with yer newly discovered romosexuality????

I am here to listen, my son...

[4 Ranges]

Ryu:

I feel you brother. This stuff hurts (break-ups), but you'll get through. The best you can hope for is that you'll get through this a better person.

The last thing you need to do right now is get drunk, dp someone, and lose yourself. In other words, now's definitely not the time to get stupid. These things don't make you feel better. They make you feel DIFFERENT, but not necessarily better. You wake up the next morning, best case scenario you feel exactly the same.

Most importantly, don't act like an ex-boyfriend or scorned lover. Act like a man. You get knocked down, it hurts: stand-up, exhale, get focused, keep going and be DETERMINED to keep going. That's the only way I know that works.

There's a lot of guys out there, but very few men.

Hope that helps.

[Ronin]

EJ:

I'll deal with you later.

Ryu:

How old are you? 22/23?

[EJ]

I can't wait!!!

[YeLLa-TiGeR]

Remember BRO's OVER Ho's!! Instead of concentrating on what you dont have, look at all the friends that you have that are supportive and that never leave you. Girls suck.

[Ronin]

YeLLa:

Don't get into woman-bashing. It will take years for your gf/wife to beat that sh!t out of you.

But you are correct that Ryu (and me) should be thankful for what we have, and anticipate future happiness rather than wallow in our misery.

Wallow, wallow, wallow...

[EJ]

Originally posted by YeLLa-TiGeR
Girls suck.

But just not enough....

[YeLLa-TiGeR]

Ronin, dont worry, I know when to OPEN my mouth and when to KEEP it closed, for example around girls!!

Ej, damn you but your right.

[nhb_wanabe]

sorry dude

"I just got an email today from my ex girlfriend saying that she is dating some skinny guy"

i don't see the significance of skinny guy.

either way. that sh!t is wrong.

try to end your contact with this unfeeling wench.

Don't get me wrong. I am notorious for letting the little head take over and cause me to continue contact with an abusive b!tch ex.

Don't do as I do. Do as I would do if I had any strength of character.

[Underdog]

Ryu, my friend, if you accept a conseil from me, it's: TREAT YOURSELF REALLY WELL.

Buy the most expensive cigar you can find and enjoy


Find a hooker and get laid (instant gratification)

Start trouble and beat the shit outta everyone you can


Relax.

Hope it helps.

[Ryu (non-working password]

Thanks for the support guys.
Ronin, yeah I'm 22. I hope that's not younger than you expected!? I still have a good head on my shoulders.

Again, thanks for the support I'm nursing a cold right now, so hopefully I'll be able to post again tonight.
Anyway thanks again.

4 Ranges, thanks, and don't worry.
I can't be who I'm not.

NHB, "skinny" guy is just my way of making myself feel better cuz I have like 50 pounds on this guy
no offense to anyone LOL


Take care,
Ryu