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[falcon3624]

Dude if hooked on phonics taught you to write some chicken scratch shit like that which doesn't even say what you want it to say I would return it and request a full refund.

Just spell Spanky for them and they'll give you the refund, don't worry.

[Lizard]

Originally posted by falcon3624

And you are making fun of my name? I still can't figure out how the hell you pronounce that shit you got for a name. I don't see how you get Spanky out of that either. I just figured you liked whacking off a little too much.

It's simple

The c, z, z and e are silent (not pronounced). Therefore it should be pronounced "Span-kee-wiks", "spanky" is a shortened form.

[Ghost]

What sort of dumb name is that.

One that has all these letters in it that are there but you dont say them, its too hard to say anyway, it sounds crap.

I think you should be destroyed spanky for being inefficient.

YOURE WASTING TOO MANY LETTERS

[Szczepankiewicz]

Dude, I am hooked on phonics and I am can to read!

You forget yourself Rangerbait, I'm not the one who is having the trouble. Spanky got his moneys worth!


Are you're implants causing you problems or what?

I've heard the saline ones are safer than the silicone...can you chime in on that?

[Szczepankiewicz]

You're right Gu-host. Silent letters really butter my biscuits!

It's psychological warfare. Or as rangerbaby would say:

PSY-OPS!

Shhh, it's a secret mission!

[falcon3624]

The only mission I saw going on around here is the one Spanky had going to get the DICKINASS move on old hdog.

facadfuadfkegcadrefadilk you. Now use you spelling method and figure out what that says.

[Ghost]

The H is not silent u idiot say gost
now say ghost, different see.

Shows you know nothing.

[Lizard]

Originally posted by Ghost
The H is not silent u idiot say gost
now say ghost, different see.

Shows you know nothing.

The H is silent but it alters the sound of the vowel that follows it.

Ghost should be pronounced G-host.

[Szczepankiewicz]

[Serious post]

See, dogging on the H man is what got you on the shit list to begin with.

It's cool to argue with people who argue back.

HDOG does not come on this board to argue nor troll nor anything else other than post good fight information.

If you want to accuse me of having homosexual sexual relations with someone from England or Mulvane, KS I can dig that.

HDOG is up there with Tim, Demi, Burton and a few others who keep all their posts to serious (and anything Nikki related is serious) information.

All joking and trash talking aside, you really shouldn't dog these folks. We have far too few serious posters as it is.

Do you get it now?

[/serious post]

[falcon3624]

I don't know who Hdog is but I am not talking shit to him. I am talking shit to you Spanky. If he came in and was just trying to give some good information that's fine, all that had to be said. Now what he posted at first kinda sounded like he was trying to sell something, but whatever.

You started all of it when you have to jump at me so you can gain good position in which to kiss hdog's ass. I mean if you want to kiss his ass that's fine with me but don't jump in my direction to try and get in good with someone else.

[Ghost]

Originally posted by Lizard


The H is silent but it alters the sound of the vowel that follows it.

Ghost should be pronounced G-host.

Youre stupid the g and h are joined its Ghost not G host
if we said things the way you suggest it would be

geeaahhowwesssteee

i wont try and do youre name, i dont know how i would dpell alll the silent letters.

LETTER WASTER.

You should be shot.

[Lizard]

No I agree with you. We shouldn't waste letters they are our most precious resource.

I was just saying that the 'H' in Ghost is also a waste. We should have a vowel for the "Oh" sound then it would be G (vowel for "Oh" sound) st.

i also thing that Theta should be used instead of "th".

My name is also imperfect. Lizard should be spelt using a new vowel to represent the "are" sound. Liz (new vowel) d.

English is such a complicated language.

[Szczepankiewicz]

I see.

I tried to explain it rationally and I made an attempt at using small words so you could keep up.


I forgot that I'm dealing with a mental midget who can't pronounce any but monosyllabic verbiage and can't even get a decent score on the military entrance exam.


Not to mention all the complex hormonal problems that you must be having accompanying your...um.... surgical enhancements.

As for kissing HDOG's ass, I'm proud to do it. The ass-kissing list for Spanky is long....but distinguished. Mom always said to pick something and be the very best.

You know, 'be all you can be'? Remember that?

I see that you just won't understand anything that isn't pounded into your pea brain by constant repetition.


I would ask the forum, when communicating with Velma, to use the small words and be patient when you have to repeat yourself.

Thanks so much,

Your pal,

Szczepankiewicz

[Great Sage]

It was more interesting when you guys were still fighting about something worthwhile... Arguing over how words should be spelled... Well, did anyone ever tell you to get a life?

[Szczepankiewicz]

Hey, I'm not arguing over words! I'm arguing with Velma!


falCON

siliCON

Coincidence? I think not....