Everyone on this site is a shit martial artist !!!

[M@T]

Myself included.

We have all been wasting our time over the years learning the in's and out's of MT, BJJ, Jeet Kune Do etc. What we should have been doing was taking expert instruction from this great man who i'll quote below.

This was a serious post made on another MA forum I found !!

When a gang confronts me this is how i react.... battle cry most definetly, scare them at least, then do something to the leaders face to make him drop his guard temporarily, then i put him in an elbow headlock and press upward locking my arms to put the victim to sleep in a matter of 7-15 seconds. when the gang see their FEARLESS AND UNDEFEATABLE" leader on the floor knocked out cold they dont want to start anything.... after I knock the leader cold i just run and the gang are too awed to follow you and leave their leader.

[platinum_angel]

or mabye within those 30 seconds the gang circles you and beats the shit out of you.

[Seiryuzenshin]

Originally posted by platinum_angel
or mabye within those 30 seconds the gang circles you and beats the shit out of you.

Better yet, one of them panics within the first few seconds and blows your brains all over the pavement with his firearm.

Thanks, but no thanks.

[Sean Dempsey]

No, because when you defeat the leader, you become the new leader by way of combat succession.

I've seen that Star Trek.

[MuayThaiFighter]

Originally posted by Sean Dempsey
No, because when you defeat the leader, you become the new leader by way of combat succession.

I've seen that Star Trek.

Bull shit,you jump a leader the others would jump on you,no gang members are going to let you jump their leaders and what are you going to do against 5 or more guys?

Just to let you know,Star Trek is just science fiction.

[M@T]

Originally posted by platinum_angel
or mabye within those 30 seconds the gang circles you and beats the shit out of you.

Something like that yes. Though you'd be lucky to last 30 seconds. I've had 1 on 1 fights last aboput 5 seconds, 5 on 1 and your finished before you can say Hospitalised

[Sean Dempsey]

Originally posted by MuayThaiFighter


Bull shit,you jump a leader the others would jump on you,no gang members are going to let you jump their leaders and what are you going to do against 5 or more guys?

Just to let you know,Star Trek is just science fiction.

But you admit it IS a form of science.

[Toudiyama[NL]]

Originally posted by Sean Dempsey


But you admit it IS a form of science.

But that's only for the Klingons, a race of honourable warriors
honour is hard to find amongst streetfighters that work 5:1

[swagman]

Where

can I follow the Tao of Klingon?

[Mr. Heel Hook]

What the crap!?!?!?!? Captain Kirk isn't real?


So where did I order that Romluan ale from? I better get my ale!!

[Mr. Miyagi]

I actually ascended into the leadership position of a very powerful gang precisely this way once. I was walking through a dangerous neighborhood in Bedford-Stuy and a gang of 12 youths accosted me. The leader of the gang was obvious to me so I directed the counterattack at him. First I let out a ferocious warcry, then I got him into a headlock and proceeded to pummel him. The other gang members looked at my fearlessness in awe, afraid to even breathe. After the leader was vanquished they declared me his successor. I was flattered by their respect but decided to turn the offer down and let their second in command assume the role of leader.

[John05]

Originally posted by MuayThaiFighter


Bull shit,you jump a leader the others would jump on you,no gang members are going to let you jump their leaders and what are you going to do against 5 or more guys?

Just to let you know,Star Trek is just science fiction.

Sean was just being sarcastic. That was pretty funny.

[MrPoopy]

Star Trek might be science fiction, but Jerry Ryan's ass is artistic reality.

[slice16]

That idea has worked alot.. the leader thing... just kick him in the groin... then he will fall... get ready to run tho