Black Belts

[akja]

Re: Black Belts

Originally posted by Thai Bri
Lets get it straight. Any tolerably average modern or ballet dancer would be better at most Karate schools than the instructor in a matter of days.

FICTION IN BRI'S MIND!

FACT: Any average typing secretary can be a MEANER SOUNDING "know-it-all keyboard commando" than the ones in these MA forums in a matter of seconds!!

[brokenelbow]

A 6 month BJJ white belt can sew bad boy patches on his gi faster than a 15 year TKD BB.

Fact

[Half-Asleep]

i'm tired

fact

[platinum_angel]

one kitten head has been choped off

fact

wait .............make that two kitten heads

fact

[Thai Bri]

Uh Uhhhh OOOOOohhhhhh!

Make it three!

Fact!


ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



Actually I'm overjoyed by this thread. Its one of the funniest we have had in a while.

Fact!

[MrPoopy]

A 6 month BJJ white belt can sew bad boy patches on his gi faster than a 15 year TKD BB.

Unfortuanately that is a fact. I couldn't afford patches so I wrote Mr. Poopy on the back of my gi. It didn't intimidate my opponents like the bad boy patches

[Nit]

most americans are big fat waps

fact

My instructor is so good at Wado Ryu that he flipped out and beat the shit out of me

fact

My instructor was once beaten up by a kitten

* FACT *

[Thai Bri]

Come on Poopy. Don't let the side down. You can't just use the word fact. You have to emphasise it!

FACT!

[gracilva]

mr poopy, if you would of written your name in poopy on your gi im sure it would have brought a new meaning to the word "intimidation"

[Nit]

does that mean I should write 'Nit' on my Gi with Head & Shoulders?

[Toudiyama[NL]]

Originally posted by Nit
does that mean I should write 'Nit' on my Gi with Head & Shoulders?

No it means people with a H&S patch on their gi can defeat you

[Szczepankiewicz]

Toudiyama has a hammer and sickle patch sewn on the sleeve of is gi.

That's a big, hairy, pinko commie...


FACT!

[Toudiyama[NL]]

Originally posted by Szczepankiewicz
Toudiyama has a hammer and sickle patch sewn on the sleeve of is gi.

That's a big, hairy, pinko commie...


FACT!

Nah my gi is totally Red with hammer and sickle on the back

Can you imagine how frightening that looks, an ugly big dutch commy in a red gi?

[Szczepankiewicz]

Now that I think about it, I always picture you in an 'off red' hakama with the 'No Fear' patch on the left pantaloon. Hammer and sickle changed to a cucumber pickle.

[Toudiyama[NL]]

Originally posted by Szczepankiewicz
Now that I think about it, I always picture you in an 'off red' hakama with the 'No Fear' patch on the left pantaloon. Hammer and sickle changed to a cucumber pickle.

Darn who posted the pictures of that! That's my Red Assasin outfit