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Tears because that was the funniest shit I ever read. I nearly ruined my computer because i was laughing so hard I spit out all the soda i was drinkiing.
George its funny also because its so true. But damn I got to say that was hilarious.
I have to use it as my tag to my posts:
"I just want to say I;ve been training for four hundred years and I met kru mud and he is a great teacher he taught me how to fight and I went out into the schoolyard and picked on a 4 foot little midget kid and i hit him with the special mae mai knee and i sent his head flying into the stratosphere. Kru Mud is the real deal he trained ladyboy chaiya wanarat and as you can see from his youtube video of his fight against a nobody he is swinging like a wildman with no skill and technique and although there is no chaiya movement in any action, he is real chaiya fighter with 200 fights all in the backyard of his mind. I know you will say why waste time doing something that has no bearing on the reality of movement inside a fight I will say rubbish. Spend 5 years doing yangsumkum like all of us foreigners do and you will understand the value of doing something opposite of what you will do in a fight and then try to make it work. Its the confusion of it all that leads to true skill. I think you guys on this forum have the wrong idea about us and what we do. We are not a cult though we are cultlike in our devotion to wasted movement and energy. Muay Thai sucks because they waste endless energy trying to use power and skill instead of hopping around like fairies in and out pretending to make contact and landing blows that counts like in old karate tournaments. Muay Thai is just power and nothing else and we have everything else. Even though muay thai guys say all that shit sucks and we threw it out,!chaiya does everything right. I cant really say though because I never spent time in a muay thai camp, its too scary. Real contact, endurance, sparring, actually having to fight...thats too real for me right now. Chaiya lets you make believe and spar a little bit too which is great for me right now. Plus there are guys in the school who can really kick ass. They love to kick foreigners asses really bad (or at least thats what they tell me)whenever they get the chance which isnt often because nobody comes. So if you have $18,000 to spare i think chiaya wanarat is the best camp to learn real fighting. Thats just my experience. George dont kill me! Please! I am not ladyboy chaiya wanarat. I am a foreigner who just loves this stuff and if I had $36,000 i would have spent it all on kru mud. I like that kru mud has a new nissan he is driving me around in. He said all his hard work paid off training foreigners. He is also now building a new house down the block that will be our new training center. He wants more foreigners to come train with him because he believes this is the best training in the world. I would have to agree! When I come home to the US, i will bring kru mud in for a seminar if I can. He only charges $5,000 for a day plus expenses. I am sure my lost boy friends will come and we will make a killing for kru mud because he wants schools all over the world and an even bigger house for himself. He wants to be bigger than the dueling grandmasters praeng and lek who spar each other for the title nightly in their dreams. CHAIYA RULES! TRY IT YOU'LL LOVE IT !"
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you probably find it funny because you know its true.
Its an inside joke you wouldnt get unless you read all the chaiya threads and forums and websites, its a really complete inside joke on all the shit they write. its so real that if it wasnt so damn funny it could actuallybe something they would write on a forum. thats what is so funny. It doesnt have to be about kru mud and especially praeng anybody, you can subsititute any teacher and student and it still reads hilariously funny. Praeng and his troubled children were the first problem children here so you can subsittute him.
I wouldnt even pay a $1 to train there. No way!
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Nah, we went through that all already. I or we dont destroy any schools. Its the students who do the damage on these sites and their own with outlandish claims, outlandish prices, and such. I just highlight what is spoken. Go through the threads and find the killer threads trying to tell us that praeng and only praeng has the truth and real skills. Praeng this. Chaiya this. Lek this. Never seen any of these guys fight at all or their students in anything real or close to real. Doesnt matter if i had any fights or can fight. I expect to see all the talk backed by some kind of reality and with some sort of skill which is seriously missing. Thats my opinion not everybody on heres opinion. I mean if you just say hey its just a system we dont really fight and its just for maybe self defense or whatever then maybe people will ease off challenging all the claims.
Its you guys damaging your own system. There is only way one way your way and when called to the carpet on issues of reality and such you say you guys are all fucked up, starting trouble. its like dealing with children. You start in then when slammed back you claim its us starting trouble.
You guys also manipulate forums sending guys in and hiding behind fake names like cowards and posting all this shit then running off. Stand up like a damn man for chrissakes. What kind of martial artist acts like a little girl especially when he is training in the great secretive art of chiaya or whatever.
ITS YOU GUYS DAMAGING YOURSELVES. Nobody else. Look in the mirror and put the blame where it belongs. If you cant speak english or dont understand, then post your nonsense in thai on thai forums where they will laugh you right off without giving you the time of day.
There was never one intelligent word uttered from any of those schools on any of these forums without selling, without i am great, i have the truth,we can fight rah///rah!
The studnets of those schools and the nonsense spread by the teachers do the damage we just highlight it and focus on it.
Thats why they are labeled cults. Brainwashed and lost.
I dont have no school, no nothing. I train and compete. win or lose. I dont have nothing to sell as do many of the honest people on here.
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truth is hard to take for someone who is brainwashed. thats something this thread and others have proven.
its really shocking to me that people think because they do a certain system they get immediate respect just beause they say so or because they have nice fancy uniforms or a nice school. That shit died out a long time ago. Everyone has an opinion and each person expresses that with whatever intelligence they have. So if you represent yourself intelligently then you get an intelligent conversation. If you think you are going to be treated like royalty because you are a chaiya guy or whatever you are in seriously in need of therapy and help.
Each time when things get heated i move it off line and try to keep it off the forum but these guys want the circus act and they never email me direct and reveal themselves. They do this on purpose each and every time. They engage and run.
This in light of the obvious racist comments that flew from this one cretins mouth:
"""I don't want to be the next aldsworth or something(who killed an american pig in thailand and now in jail)!!But i'm sure i'm really more than most of american/european guys,as many of them,i sparred always went for boxing tech's swing kick,rather than for a knee or a elbow!I've been taught and experienced personally the location anatomy of major nerve and great vessels complexes and i'm pretty afraid(literally) to go in a fight with my full rage.Before learning nothing,i'm not a little bit afraid of anybody and even get knocked in a street fight and went back to fight again!But after personally incapacitated few persons and learning completely,i'm afraid to use it,as i clearly know,i go for killing after getting myself hurt,rather than try to hurt back the guy! i'm not afraid of getting hurt stando,but i'm afraid of spending time in jail.Lol."""""
The illusion mixed with racism spells out psycho.
Yes, I am a proud american born and raised. I respect and live in all cultures and i have seen more racism abroad than all my years combined in America sorry to report.
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chaiya is ok if i could find a decent school i would try it but after these threads it certainly turned my stomach especially the early killer threds. i dont expect much from it but i might try it in the future just to check it out. But i would have to find a decent school whcih seems impossible and now obviously they are charging outlandish sums. So i dont know if the opporuntity will ever come up. the thing is the chaiya guys start the trouble and always blame people like george as the troublemaker. at least he doesnt hide behind phony walls and bridges.
I mean ladybody chaiya wanarat is there a point to your madness? Are you actually trying to show us how good chaiya or whatever is because you are not doing a good job of it.
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