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    after i saw this ad on ebay, i knew ive been wasting my time with this 'fancy mess' you guys call muay thai...

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    Combat Thai Kick Boxing-3 Secrets NEW

    This unique set of three training videos, retails for $69.00 from TRS Direct. You could spend thousands of dollars and never learn the skills Mike Goldbach reveals to you here.

    Astonishingly-Simple New Fighting Secrets That Require Zero Strength Or Quickness, Need Almost No Training To Be Mastered... And Yet Allows You To Destroy Bigger, Meaner and More Skilled Attackers In Just One Or Two Vicious Seconds, Every Time!
    Mike Goldbach looks like your normal, everyday American guy— nothing special about his size, strength or agility. But he was born with the heart of a warrior... spent 20 years pursuing what he thought was the path of true fighting skills. By the time he was a degree black belt in Shorin-Ryu karate, he was teaching hand-to-hand combat to his fellow soldiers in the Army. He was the meanest guy in his unit.

    Then one day he ran into a kid half his size, with about 6 sorry months of training under a unique fighting system Mike had never encountered before... and the kid beat Mike to a pulp. Big, skilled soldier gets his lunch eaten by a squirt.

    It woke Mike up. Karate and all that fancy Eastern stuff looks pretty mean, but it will get you killed in a real fight, no matter how many degrees of black you've earned.

    So Mike did some serious digging... and found Chai Sirisute—the Godfather of American Thai-kickboxing who intensely trained Dan Ionsanto, (Bruce Lee's partner in creating Jeet Kune Do, and brought it to national prominence.)

    What Mike discovered through Chai was a newer, simpler and yet more viciously effective style of fighting than any thing he had ever he had ever encountered, (With his fancy 5th degree black belt in Shorin-Ryu karate he couldn't even begin to defend against this new devastatingly effective system.) Chai's moves were simpler.

    Easier to learn. Easier to use. The opposite of traditional martial arts in it's pure simplicity and pure power, without any fancy moves at all.

    Mike wound up using his new secrets fighting professionally in the kickboxing ring... winning the light-heavyweight division championship... and retired without ever being defeated or having his championship taken away from him.

    No one could touch him. Mike had stumbled onto fighting secrets no other fighter even had a clue about. Outside the ring, he tested his new skills in the mean streets near Los Angeles.

    Results: He won every fight, every time, in the blink of an eye. Trained professional fighters, dirty street punks, huge bar brawlers, soldiers... they all went down. And Mike wasn't relying even for a moment on any of his fancy karate training—all his victories came from the new secrets he had learned from Chai Sirisute the American "root" master who has shaken up the martial arts world so savagely.

    I want you to understand just what's at stake for you here... if you get a chance to learn this amazing new fighting secret yourself:


    Size is irrelevant. Teenage girls can incapacitate enraged bikers on meth.
    Speed or agility don't count. You can be totally out of shape, or wounded, or taken by surprise... and still win easily.

    You don't need to train like a fighter. The simplicity of these 3 fighting secrets is stunning—once you learn it, it's yours to use. If you don't have the time waste in a dojo training, this will change your life.

    And... your "will" to fight will never hamper you. You may never use this, or you may have to use it tonight... yet that "warrior's heart" will be inside you, with all the necessary confidence and inner strength required to engage quickly, and win decisively.

    Sound intriguing? I know every cop, federal agent and spec op soldier I've revealed these 3 secrets to are drooling to learn them. A simple, yet totally-devastating set of fighting skills like this can be your "secret weapon" to a life of total confidence, anywhere you go.

    Here's a taste of what you're going to learn: How to quickly arm yourself (permanently) with an "invisible baseball bat"—a simple move so devastating, using nothing but your natural body movements, that it will drop Godzilla in a heartbeat!

    The only 2 target points you ever need to learn to take out any opponent, under any circumstances! (Forget about learning any fancy fighting targets—in just a couple of seconds, Mike will give you the keys to winning every fight, every time, no b.s. about it.)

    The "lazy man's" trick to winning any fight on the ground—if you are surprised by an attacker, or somehow wind up on the floor, these secrets will end it immediately.

    (This is the secret to "simplified but guaranteed" ground fighting that even one of the famous South Americans got interested in when he stopped by Mike's training studio!)

    The simple secrets—the ONLY secrets you need—of taking out bigger, meaner and more skilled opponents... in the ring, in the street, on the battlefield.

    (Finally, real-world fighting reduced to its pure, most simple basic form of effectiveness!)

    And a lot more. There are three tapes in this special package, stuffed with fighting tips, secrets and dirty tricks... everything you need to transform yourself into a super-confident, super-effective fighter almost overnight... regardless of your experience, your agility or speed, your strength or size.


    "Aggressive Restraint Techniques"... a style of completely dominating another person that Mike invented for the Eastern State Mental Hospital, (in Washington).
    In the criminally insane ward, the guards have to control biting, slugging, kicking and enraged inmates... and yet control them without resorting to any offensive moves.

    A tough job. But great skills if you ever need to control a drunken friend, or don't want to injure someone who nevertheless needs to be taken out. Very good (and cop-recommended) skills.


    Who is Mike Goldbach ?
    Mike Goldbach is an average, everday American guy, who studied the work of Chai Sirisute, the Godfather of American Thai-kickboxing, and discovered a newer, simpler and yet more viciously effective style of fighting. There is no training to speak of, no strength or speed or size necessary, every move so simple you can master it practically overnight..

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    if teenage girls can do it, so can i! they aren't half as strong as i am or half as pretty! so long suckers, ive found the way, baby! =)

    p.s. - "studied the work of chai sirisute" - 'the work of'...heeeeeelarious! bruce lee is also mentioned...must be real...

  • #2
    That's a pretty over-the-top promotion. Could be used for comic book material. Despite the sales spin, Mike Goldbach is a for real guy. Old school Muay Thai. No fancy or long count combinations, just kick till you puke kind of stuff. I've seen a couple of his fights, and he generally won with 2nd round knockouts with his left Thai kick to the neck after hammering the guy's right leg with his right incessantly during the 1st round. Sheesh, it's been 20 years since I've seen him though. Makes me feel old.

    Terry

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    • #3
      yeah, i can't judge the skill level of the guy, but the promotion itself is pretty exaggerated.

      how much is lost from the eye to the hand, and the fighter to the marketing person...

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      • #4
        about Mike Goldbach

        I met Mike Goldbach in 1993 at one of Master Chai's seminars in Spokane WA and he still looked pretty good at that time. His legs reminded me a little of Master Chai's, and I have no doubt he can still kick like a mule. But about the hype thing, Herman Suwanda once told me "Steve, if you are honest about your abilities in America you will not make a dime. You have to always say you are number one or the people will not come."

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        • #5
          Hey guys,
          Came across this forum and decided to join. I just about fell out of my chair when I saw this post. Yeah, the ad copy for my videos was way over the top. Trust me, I didn't write it. That's just the way the company sells tapes. I think the tapes themselves are well done and I think the info that I provided in them is solid. And we sold a ton of them.

          But yeah, that is some funny stuff.

          From the cheap seats,

          Mike Goldbach

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          • #6
            How about loaning a copy of the tapes to Sharp Phil for an objectve review?

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