who would you fight?

[Crouchtig]

if you could fight anyone who has ever lived who would it be?

[Dave Tew]

Have you been watching Fight Club by any chance?

I'd fight Hitler. When he was like 10 or something. It would seem harsh to anyone watching at the time but only I would know why I was doing it.

Being tall, blonde and white I might him rethink exactly how fond he is of a master race. I'd also tell him that if he EVER considered politics I'd break his teeth.

[swan104]

Originally posted by Dave Tew
Have you been watching Fight Club by any chance?

I'd fight Hitler. When he was like 10 or something. It would seem harsh to anyone watching at the time but only I would know why I was doing it.

Being tall, blonde and white I might him rethink exactly how fond he is of a master race. I'd also tell him that if he EVER considered politics I'd break his teeth.

Hi Dave. Thats a good reply. I think we should include other dictators, killers, rapists etc in the list as well.

Great website by the way! I'm also part IT geek, part martial artist, and am thinking of making a site discussing the martial arts that I study. I'll let you all know when I know exactly what I want to put in it.

Steven

[Cain]

bad.. really bad

you aren't american by any chance? this looks just like bush-way-of-thought..

"let us fight hatred by using exessive force and fear"... You think little Hitler would become a better person if you were the one beating on him instead of the jews at the art-academy? i think not.. this is just stupid and lame.. and quite american Just the thought of bashing a 10-year old.. just plain stupid and very, very american..

I would pick Rickson Gracie! i _know_ he would have cleaned the floor with me.. but if I could have only been in the ring with him.. I'm would have been happy!

[K i o n]

Re: bad.. really bad

ok there is NO need to turn this into a political thread. moving on:

if i could fight anyone i'd actually like to fight a robot, now that'd be cool... my choice, if not an endoskeleton from terminator.. definitely ed-209 from robocop:



i'm sure he aint nothin without those guns... haha

[Dave Tew]

Sorry Cain, I'm not American but you're right, beating up a 10 year old boy would be very selfish of me when all it would do would be save 6 million people from concentration camps as well as countless millions from a world war. Slap on the wrist to Dave for such a self centered answer.

As for fighting a robot... well its FUNNY you should mention that Kion as I think that it would be quite an equal fight.



It really is weird, my parents wouldn't tell me where I was born and there never seemed to be any photos of me from my childhood.

And now I know why...

[Cain]

sigh..

historyless and stupid people are so much fun first of all, you wouldn't have stopped any world war by beating up some kid, hitler wasn't the sole reason for extintion of jews and the second world war.. if you think that is the thing... good on you, you are naive and have a simple way of looking at the world, which i infact envy you, since looking at all details are quite depressing.. have a nice life thinking that way!

[Dave Tew]

Ooooooh Cainy boy, can't you see that it is in fact YOU who is the simple one...

A topic with a title who would you fight if you could fight anyone in history is not supposed to be answered seriously.

A question like that is SO hypothetical that arguing about the various outcomes of fighting different people from the past is mind numbingly stupid.

As is getting wound up about what another person has said. Yes, I know full well that every event in history is the result of virtually infinite factors and that changing one thing could have either no apparent effect on something or it could change it beyond recognition (chaos theory) but instead of getting into all that sort of thing I thought I'd write a short and simple answer instead, presuming that no one would be silly enough to take it too seriously.

So why don't you stop worrying about useless little things, make something to eat, sit down and think about how wonderful life is.

Peace

[darrianation]

Yea I think you should kick the shit out little hiltler!

[Dave Tew]

Originally posted by darrianation
Yea I think you should kick the shit out little hiltler!

I'm on the case

[Cain]

ofcourse..

yes, I'm simple beacuase i don't like people with the mindset where kicking the shit out of children is going to solve anything at all.. if he had said: "I should have kidnapped little Hitler and brought him with me to England/USA/Norway/Nigeria or whatever, and treated him with respect and thought him to be a nice and kind human", i would have understood, you wouldn't have stopped any war, but you would have saved a human being from itself, but instead, let us kick the shit out of a kid AND have war.." maybe I'm simple beacause i like nonviolent solutions, and if you infact read my post, i _did_ have a 'fitting' answer to the initial question, rickson gracie. so read... think.. read once more, try to think a little more.. THEN maybe you should comment!
thanks.

[Dave Tew]

Whoa, Cain, are you STILL going on about that silly post further up the page? And are you STILL taking everything that has been said completely seriously?

if he had said: "I should have kidnapped little Hitler and brought him with me to England/USA/Norway/Nigeria or whatever, and treated him with respect and thought him to be a nice and kind human", i would have understood, you wouldn't have stopped any war, but you would have saved a human being from itself, but instead, let us kick the shit out of a kid AND have war.."

Man, do you suffer from high blood pressure by any chance? Read what you said and see just how much you're stressing over the silliest of things.

There is an important fact to remember before posting anything else, Cain, and that is I CAN'T go back in time to fight Little Hitler and so I WON'T be beating up any dictators, whether they're kids or not. You don't need to worry, ok.

You've got to love the internet and the things people come out with on it. Absolutely brilliant.

[Cain]

hmm, you STILL don't understand.. do you.. I won't be fighting Rickson Gracie either, that isn't the point, the point is STILL: that mentallity is dangrous, no matter how you try to joke it away.. and ofcourse, let us go ahead with the whole "blabla, do you have thisAndThat blabla?" rant? not only are you a troll, but you suck at it too.. so please? I'm very in on most forms of jokes, but jokes that show the lack of intelligence and lack of knowledge it's creator posesses isn't those i like the most..

[Dave Tew]

A troll? As in someone who deliberately posts things in order to offend, upset and provoke reactions from the other boarders?

Hmm, ok, well the question was "Who would you fight" and I answered it with "Hitler".

Hardly trolling is it.

Oh but then you come in and immediately start criticising what I've said, saying its stupid blah blah and then you answer the question.

With only a few more posts than me Cain you are virtually as new on here as I am.

Therefore I think it is YOU who is the troll.

Plus you sent me one of the most childish emails I've ever had earlier on. Come on Cain, you're like 20 years old or something and I'm 21. Let's just stop this tom foolery and get on with our lives.

Or at any rate stop trolling on these boards.

Or I'll go back in time and kick you in when you're just 10 years old because I CAN do that you know. Yes, you should take that threat VERY seriously as it is very likely to happen.

And as for intelligence, I'm not one to be big headed about things but from what I've gathered so far I am WAY ahead of you.

I think you're best off quitting whilst you're behind.

Good day to you.

[skibum77]

Hey enough of the damn anti-american talk. I feel that Bush is doing the right thing. If someone gets in our way we should just put a bullet in their head and keep on stomping. If you diisagree with that then you can move you ass the France and pay 54%+ in taxes every year. Oh yeah you can't say i don't know history either i have a PH.D in History and teach it.
GO USA