who would you fight?

[ryanhall]

Politics belongs on another forum. The end.

[Dave Tew]

Originally posted by ryanhall
Politics belongs on another forum. The end.

Damn right. This one is just for tongue in cheek answers about fighting famous people of the past. I have never seen anything blown out of proportion so badly. Shame on you, Cain.

[kungfupanda]

LoL! Haha That annoining troll is gonna flame you sooo bad.

[Dave Tew]

Hmm, well as long as other people know he is a troll then this doesn't matter.

I don't have time for this sort of thing anyway, I'm too busy beating up children in the past instead of kidnapping them and showing them respect and teaching them how to be nice and kind and human.

[cyrijl]

i think i would fight the teletubbies...

Then rosie o'donnell...

but they'd all have to wear name tags



Then i would fight mussolini when he was eleven
Pol Pot at five...

Then i'd go home and have some hot cocoa
Take a shower
and fight Lionel Jospin

[JIMI]

I would fight the French army. Should be an easy victory.

[Dave Tew]

Careful Cyrijl, you're treading on thin ice. If Cain reads what you've said you could be facing some well thought out, witty, critical replies with excellent grammar and spelling. Oh and some schoolboy-esque emails.

Here's one. I'd go back in time and fight MYSELF one week ago. It would be interesting because I'd be exactly the same strength, have exactly the same skill, know all my weaknesses and everything. So WHAT would decide a winner? Circumstances would be the only varying factor but it would be interesting to see which one of me won and why.

On the downside though the present me would have the disadvantage in that he might still have any injuries he sustained in the fight 7 days previous.

Plus if I actually KILLED myself in the past this would leave me with the classic problem of a universal paradox in that I couldn't go back in time to kill myself because I was already dead, therefore I couldn't die because no one came back to kill me therefore I could go back in time... and so on and so on.

But let's not worry too much about all that, shall we

Fact is if another me came back in time I doubt we'd fight. We'd probably go out and play tricks on people for a laugh.

[Cain]

sigh..

yes, I'm the troll I make up things like me sending emails and such! WEHEY!... or maybe that wasn't me, was it? no.. so stop making things like that up, it is foolish! and well, the fact that you wanted to fight hitler is _100%_ ok by me! just fight hitler in his prime, you'd most likely still win, it is the "I'm so good I will stop war and fight kids" attitude i dislike, have always disliked and will always dislike..

[Dave Tew]

Yeah I can't stand it when someone has the old "I want to stop war and fight kids" attitude aswell. It really annoys me. You can't even go for a quiet drink out these days without some guy coming over and shouting how he wants to stop war and fight kids.

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[Dave Tew]

Cain, mate, I think you've lost the plot.

[cyrijl]

i don't even want to stop war...i beat up kids just in case i ever get the chance to go back in time and fight mussolini....all the whining and crying can be a real concentration breaker...

[Dave Tew]

Originally posted by cyrijl
i don't even want to stop war...i beat up kids just in case i ever get the chance to go back in time and fight mussolini....all the whining and crying can be a real concentration breaker...

[kungfupanda]

Id like to fight Tank Abbot or Tito Ortiz...just because they annoy me. I bet I'd win too....well, at least one of them. That Quintin Jackson guy is annoying too....love to knock him out.

[retired]

i would fight inside the tekken computer game just so i could kick the sh*t out of that stupid f*****g panda (i hate panda's).

[Dave Tew]

But they're an endangered species and are protected by law.

Although I'm not sure about camp looking ones that know martial arts. Pah, kill 'em all, its the only way.

You hear that, Cain? If you don't like something or its not quite up to scratch with your standards then kill it. That's the BEST philosophy on life and EVERYONE should do it. No really, EVERYONE. I'm being deadly serious, Cain. Honestly I am.