For those who THINK knuckle push ups work. Your all jokes. Try Iron Cross push ups

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Maybe shes performing the Water Clashes on Rocks Kata.

If I wasn't so old, ugly and married, I would let her clash her water on my rocks.......

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Nah im not into Golden Showers!!! LOL
(your gonna get my english butt in trouble)

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On a more serious note i think i may need to talk to a Shrink cause i upset the misses the other day by saying "i keep havin these dreams of either dying in a car crash & phoning her with my last breath or commiting suicide by jumping off a cliff", i know this soundes a bit F**ked up cause 1. i'm affraid of heights & 2. i care about my car to much (16k down the pan) & 3. i'm in a fantastic relationship with the misses so you tell me!!!!
I know i trained all my life & now i only stretch until/if i recover but i dont think this is the reason????

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Just found this good site for thai history:

http://www.thaicollectible.com/history_of_Muay_Thai.htm

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Thanx for the email bri i needed a chat....feel much better now!!!
anyway here's a picture of my house.

You may need these phrases when you visit me:

Bore Da - Good Morning, Mae'n diwrnod braf - Its a nice day
Sut ydach chi - How are you, Golygfa braf - A nice view
Wedi blino - Very Tired, Ble mae Conwy - Where is Conwy
Faint o'r gloch ydi - What time is it, Nos Da - Good Night

Hmmm....maybe not said in that order!!!

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Bri Thai
Have you heard or are you going to this event on weekend:

http://www.necgroup.co.uk/whatson/displayEvent.htm?id=2198

http://www.walkertaekwondo.com/Eventspage2.html

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I'm undecided as yet. I'm not sure my wife would appreciate me knobbing off for the weekend.

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Have you been to one of the SENI shows before? the last big show i went to (not including the shaolin monks) was Combat 95 which i really enjoyed!!

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No. Never been. Tell you what, you pop over to Manchester on your way in your fast car and take me. OK?

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It was hard enough persuading my car to have 1 English man inside leave alone 2!!!!!!!

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I bet you're one of those Max Power saddoes........

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Ha Ha Ha....being a copper i bet you met a few of them in your time, nah i just like excelleration not like tha 17 yr old asses that drive around with their Max Power saddo stickers or their £300 nova's with £1000 sound systems.
I aint got a radio in my car as i cant hear the dam thing!!!

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Is it a Skoda?

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Ha Ha funny enough i'm driving a skoda at the moment & they ain't bad cars, this ones only got 144 miles on the clock (i wonder why)?
You should know a Mk 1 Golf by now!!!

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But don't Skoda make Volswagons.........