Don't have a boxing bag...

[Crouchtig]

i thought there might have been some tai chi

"i am a stupid belgian. i want to learn MUAY THAI, AKA THAI BOXING OK?"
"well ok. i will wake you up tonight and teach you tai chi."
"tai chi, thai boxing. whats the difference? so long as your a wise master ill win just the same"
"good. now kick that tree"
much kicking and bleeding later
"my leg is broken. i need medical assistance"
"KEEP KICKING!!! otherwise you wont be a master of kung... i mean thai boxing. now i will drop a pot on you to see if you die. use the ancient chi (lie there while i whack you)"

then he gets whooped by a big guy who does genuine thai boxing. but he remembers the magical spirit eagle that has been following him. he takes off his glass gloves for no apparant reason....

big spinny kick

the end

"mom can i learn karate?"

more money for the mcdojos...

(shshshshs... its all a conspiracy)

[Tom Yum]

Speaking of kickboxer, I knew this guy in HS that was OBSESSED with the movie bloodsport. At the time I was like a blue belt, getting ready to test for my red in HKD. This guy said that he trained in the mountains of taiwan with a kung-fu master, so I gleefly tested his Mandarin speaking skills.

I asked him if his master trained him in "tong xing lian ai" forms. He said he was very very familiar with the style, but wasn't good enough

"Tong xing lian ai" = Love for the same sex

This guy was practicing the fine art of kung-fool bullshitsu

[Crouchtig]

Originally posted by Tom Yum


I asked him if his master trained him in "tong xing lian ai" forms. He said he was very very familiar with the style, but wasn't good enough

"Tong xing lian ai" = Love for the same sex

This guy was practicing the fine art of kung-fool bullshitsu

lol

good trick, id like to learn to say that (in case i want to insult somnone or test for bullshitsu) in mandarin there are different tones, you couldn't explain a bit more how to say it could you?

in case it helps ive watched crouchting tiger hidden dragon in manderin many many times (the dubbing is just too awful to bear) so i know some of it off by heart

actualy its almost impossible to explain something like what tone to use in words. its not that important

i dont know the correct spelling (what is the "x" for is it like the french "j" or is it more of a "s" or "sy") but here goes:

"wudang pie tyowgatchan too chi yewadee. choor wayla, beea hoolee" orchestra music rises

li mu bai is saying something about jade fox stealing wudangs highest martial arts and now shes going to die

im so good at learning languages