You know you are a thai boxer when...

[d0mayn]

1. You accidentally bang your knee and shin on your friend's coffee table. You ask friend if coffee table is ok.

2. You ask girlfriend/wife to massage your shins and hamstrings.
3. You bump elbow on the door. Door is damaged.
6. You can jump rope faster than your kids.
10. You wear kickboxing shorts and no shirt when you go to the health club.

I was at the Gym and got hot and took my trackies off and had my training shorts on lol People looked as if they had never saw a pair before !

The other points i can relate to very well LOL

[uppercut]

you know you're a thai boxer when you get a warning at work for breaking the fridge door by closing it with a push kick.."but my hands were full boss!"
also when trying to explain to your flatmates friends why you were shadow boxing in the lounge while you thought no one was home