Best Legal Weapon to carry

[Tant01]

Obvious advantage of a subtle tool...

In a yahoo group I belong to a cane artist said there's a prison in one state where he couldn't carry a cane if it had a metal handle because that could be used as a weapon.

Thank G* for the bronze age we were obviously defenseless before that according to this prison system

Other than that though the cane group reports no problems with getting on airplanes or other secure places, yet one cane users wife gave him a perturbed look when his cane went through but she had to give up her nail clippers

Rick

Don't wait until you need a cane to start training the weapon...

[KirkhamsEbooks.]

Unfortunately there is know such thing as a given when dealing with human beings. I'm glad you mentioned this. By the way training with weapons also allows one to understand the limitations of the weapons thus increasing one's chance of defending oneself against the weapons

Rick

[csc]

Triple Spike Ring (Size 9)

Does anybody know whether this is legal to carry on your finger?

[kingoftheforest]

Triple Spike Ring (Size 9)

Does anybody know whether this is legal to carry on your finger?

Who cares it'll hurt your hand more than it will hurt your opponent.

[KirkhamsEbooks.]

Always bothers me a bit and I could be taking this wrong, but get brass knuckles get me a spike ring use all the parlor tricks instead of taking time to learn to punch real f'ing hard under the mental stress of an attack.

Rick

[Bullseye]

Best legal weapon to carry?

Without a doubt? Anteater.

Allow me to elucidate. I never go anywhere without my trusty anteater balanced on my head. Whenever I am confronted by undesireables I scream,
"Seize them Nigel," (My anteater's name is Nigel by the way) and he swoops down upon my hapless foe, swishing his wings and uttering a hideous, blood churdling battle cry. It sounds a bit like "Urk urk urrrkk urk." A bit, but not much, I'm crap at writing sound effects.

The enemy usually breaks ranks at the sight of such fury.Unless they are Spartan warriors, in which case, they form a phalanx and try to fend Nigel off by jabbing spears at him and crying "Bugger off."

Nigel always wins in the end though.Usually by flicking his anteater tongue megafast and doing a one man (anteater?) conga around the enemy's defences. Ahh! Sweet!

All this means I never have to do any actual fighting personally. I just sashay luxuriously to the nearest mini bar and drink Dom Perignon until Nigel finishes slaughtering my hapless antagonists.

So, just to recap, ANTEATER.

[Tant01]

...................... too funny

[Guest]

Best legal weapon to carry?

Without a doubt? Anteater.

Allow me to elucidate. I never go anywhere without my trusty anteater balanced on my head. Whenever I am confronted by undesireables I scream,
"Seize them Nigel," (My anteater's name is Nigel by the way) and he swoops down upon my hapless foe, swishing his wings and uttering a hideous, blood churdling battle cry. It sounds a bit like "Urk urk urrrkk urk." A bit, but not much, I'm crap at writing sound effects.

The enemy usually breaks ranks at the sight of such fury.Unless they are Spartan warriors, in which case, they form a phalanx and try to fend Nigel off by jabbing spears at him and crying "Bugger off."

Nigel always wins in the end though.Usually by flicking his anteater tongue megafast and doing a one man (anteater?) conga around the enemy's defences. Ahh! Sweet!

All this means I never have to do any actual fighting personally. I just sashay luxuriously to the nearest mini bar and drink Dom Perignon until Nigel finishes slaughtering my hapless antagonists.

So, just to recap, ANTEATER.

Whatever that man is drinking, I'm buying the next round! Brilliant.

[tenzen]

he was talking about a sap cap sort of. you can buy them all over the net.

[boomstick]

some legal stuff

A nice metal pen, a mobile phone, spare change, headphones, custom jewelry, a chunky watch, car keys, house keys, hiking boots....

You may have this on you when you are out and about.

You don't need to be a ninja to work out how to use them You do need to practice using them though...

However you could just attach a razor blade to the bottom outside edge of you boots by the heel and spray it grey/black so it does't show up easily on pavements and tarmac. Works well with cutting achilles tendon or removing knee caps

[jubaji]

A nice metal pen, a mobile phone, spare change, headphones, custom jewelry, a chunky watch, car keys, house keys, hiking boots....

You may have this on you when you are out and about.

You don't need to be a ninja to work out how to use them You do need to practice using them though...

However you could just attach a razor blade to the bottom outside edge of you boots by the heel and spray it grey/black so it does't show up easily on pavements and tarmac. Works well with cutting achilles tendon or removing knee caps

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[kingoftheforest]

A nice metal pen, a mobile phone, spare change, headphones, custom jewelry, a chunky watch, car keys, house keys, hiking boots....

You may have this on you when you are out and about.

You don't need to be a ninja to work out how to use them You do need to practice using them though...

This was an ntelligent thought.

However you could just attach a razor blade to the bottom outside edge of you boots by the heel and spray it grey/black so it does't show up easily on pavements and tarmac. Works well with cutting achilles tendon or removing knee caps

This is asking to go to jail for a long long time.

[aware]

pepper spray

A potent pepper spray is a fantastic choice for anyone. It keeps the distance, and should facilitate an escape if you get a direct shot to the attacker's face/eyes. The spray must not be just potent, but also dispensed from a powerful and reliable unit. Kimber arms has a fantastic product out that fits the bill perfectly.

[kingoftheforest]

A potent pepper spray is a fantastic choice for anyone. It keeps the distance, and should facilitate an escape if you get a direct shot to the attacker's face/eyes. The spray must not be just potent, but also dispensed from a powerful and reliable unit. Kimber arms has a fantastic product out that fits the bill perfectly.

So long as the wind is blowing in the right direction.

Also note that pepper spray is not legal in all places.

[KirkhamsEbooks.]

Best thing I've heard yet is practice

Rick