rural street combatives

[nutter]

I realise that there ain't a forum covering this topic right, but I guessed this was the right place to post it. Imagine I want to go for a nice stroll in the country with me missus right, and some big farm worker guy makes eyes at here right, what type of combatives work best in country lanes with hedges and stuff?

[GonzoStyles]

quickly, locate a fresh pile of dung (very common in rurals areas) smash your face in it and wriggle it around, make sure to get some in your mouth. Now run at the farm hand screaming "BOOOGY BOOGA BOOOOGY BOOGA!!!" 100% guranteed to make him run away in fear.

[BoarSpear]

quickly, locate a fresh pile of dung (very common in rurals areas) smash your face in it and wriggle it around, make sure to get some in your mouth. Now run at the farm hand screaming "BOOOGY BOOGA BOOOOGY BOOGA!!!" 100% guranteed to make him run away in fear.

HAWHAWHAW...golden

[nutter]

quickly, locate a fresh pile of dung (very common in rurals areas) smash your face in it and wriggle it around, make sure to get some in your mouth. Now run at the farm hand screaming "BOOOGY BOOGA BOOOOGY BOOGA!!!" 100% guranteed to make him run away in fear.

What's with the racism mate?

[BoarSpear]

What's with the racism mate?

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[knifethrower]

quickly, locate a fresh pile of dung (very common in rurals areas) smash your face in it and wriggle it around, make sure to get some in your mouth. Now run at the farm hand screaming "BOOOGY BOOGA BOOOOGY BOOGA!!!" 100% guranteed to make him run away in fear.

fukin great dude

[SamuraiGuy]

Being a "big farm worker guy", I would probably punch you in the face/hit you with some sort of tool I had.

And then ask your girlfriend/wife if she needed help getting away from you, if you were to do the aformentioned, dung trick.

Honestly though, I wouldnt risk fighting a farmer/construction worker over him looking at your wife.. (actually I would but I'm kinda psycho about that), you will probably get fucked up by these types of people more so than you would by 95% of martial artists, especially empty handed.

[J-Luck]

Lol this nutter guy must be 10? have you guys seen his posts...

[danfaggella]

I hope he gets a little more serious.

[Garland]

I would tell my wifey to run...oh, sorry...states won't allow the title "wife" in my context...I'll tell my bitch to run...and then I'll pop some amyl nitrate and practice squealin'. **** the farmers daughters....I luvs rednecks.

[BoarSpear]

I would tell my wifey to run...oh, sorry...states won't allow the title "wife" in my context...I'll tell my bitch to run...and then I'll pop some amyl nitrate and practice squealin'. **** the farmers daughters....I luvs rednecks.

the ministry REALLY missed out when you gave it up

[jubaji]

What's with the racism mate?

"racism"? What race?

[jubaji]

I would tell my wifey to run...oh, sorry...states won't allow the title "wife" in my context...

They won't? What is your context?

[Tai Chi Fighter]

I would just tell my wife, that is if I were married, that if the construction worker is checkin' her out I must have done a pretty good job of snaggin' her.

[jubaji]

See, this is where the Mormons are smart. You bring a whole bunch o' wives and they can take care of it while you have a beer and watch. (Ok, the Mormons can't have a beer, that is where their strategy breaks down, but otherwise...good plan)