Subliminal Gestures in combat

[knifethrower]

I just covered (lightly) SG's this last week in a seminar, perhaps someone in attendance will comment on the effectiveness? or perhaps not....

EVIL, WITCH, HERETIC…..BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!! HANG THE WITCH, HANG THE WITCH, HANG THE WITCH!!!!!

I went to his house and I saw this…this…this evil magic.

Okay, I don’t like to brag…I use to but, I grew out of it. Let me just go back to being a cocky kid for just a moment. I’m fuking fast, quicker that lighting and I’ll fight a man in a phone both and he still won’t touch me. In all honesty I have seen people faster then me ( while playing basket ball games) and I had to back off a bit and play back so I didn’t get burned. However, for the most part NOBODY IS FASTER THAN ME!!! I went to Florida and met Nobody…I didn’t meet Boar because NOBODY MOVES THAT FAST!!!! BURN THE WITCH!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

All jokes aside, this shit can really fuk with your head. If you have a chance, you should play with some of this. I’m not as quick as the cocky kid in me would like to think but I’m pretty fast…but I’ve NEVER been burned that bad before and I’ve been up against REALLY quick guys. The cool thing is, given a little time, I‘ll be doing this too

Thanks dude you cleared some things up

[knifethrower]

sorry...duoble post

[BoarSpear]

EVIL, WITCH, HERETIC…..BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!! HANG THE WITCH, HANG THE WITCH, HANG THE WITCH!!!!!

I went to his house and I saw this…this…this evil magic.

Okay, I don’t like to brag…I use to but, I grew out of it. Let me just go back to being a cocky kid for just a moment. I’m fuking fast, quicker that lighting and I’ll fight a man in a phone both and he still won’t touch me. In all honesty I have seen people faster then me ( while playing basket ball games) and I had to back off a bit and play back so I didn’t get burned. However, for the most part NOBODY IS FASTER THAN ME!!! I went to Florida and met Nobody…I didn’t meet Boar because NOBODY MOVES THAT FAST!!!! BURN THE WITCH!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

All jokes aside, this shit can really fuk with your head. If you have a chance, you should play with some of this. I’m not as quick as the cocky kid in me would like to think but I’m pretty fast…but I’ve NEVER been burned that bad before and I’ve been up against REALLY quick guys. The cool thing is, given a little time, I‘ll be doing this too

Thanks dude you cleared some things up

yeah, you surprised a few people yourself....you're pretty quick, a few students are still mumbling

turn that heat up, i like it that way...hehehehehe

[kingoftheforest]

EVIL, WITCH, HERETIC…..BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!! HANG THE WITCH, HANG THE WITCH, HANG THE WITCH!!!!!

I went to his house and I saw this…this…this evil magic.

Okay, I don’t like to brag…I use to but, I grew out of it. Let me just go back to being a cocky kid for just a moment. I’m fuking fast, quicker that lighting and I’ll fight a man in a phone both and he still won’t touch me. In all honesty I have seen people faster then me ( while playing basket ball games) and I had to back off a bit and play back so I didn’t get burned. However, for the most part NOBODY IS FASTER THAN ME!!! I went to Florida and met Nobody…I didn’t meet Boar because NOBODY MOVES THAT FAST!!!! BURN THE WITCH!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

All jokes aside, this shit can really fuk with your head. If you have a chance, you should play with some of this. I’m not as quick as the cocky kid in me would like to think but I’m pretty fast…but I’ve NEVER been burned that bad before and I’ve been up against REALLY quick guys. The cool thing is, given a little time, I‘ll be doing this too

Thanks dude you cleared some things up

Uh yeah dude I'm used to seeing Boar's speed on a regular basis and when you moved I was like Sheeeet!!!! That's one fast mofo

[Garland]

Uh yeah dude I'm used to seeing Boar's speed on a regular basis and when you moved I was like Sheeeet!!!! That's one fast mofo

So...boary boy is fast, eh? I'm about as slow as matbla.

[knifethrower]

So...boary boy is fast, eh? I'm about as slow as matbla.

He's fast dude but, people can only (physically) move so fast. You can at least see it, for fuks sake! However, these SGs will make you NOT see whole moves….It’s like watching a movie with some frames missing. It’s fuking wierd

[knifethrower]

Hey I'm from Canada one of those tapes costs me like a million dollars...

LMFAO

[SamuraiGuy]

So Boarspears fast eh....

My new goal in life is to fight Boarspear...

I shall wait ... 30 years... then kick his ass... right out of his hospital bed...

Or do it now... I think I could take him... he's not as fast as me, I'm like the flash on speed.....

[kingoftheforest]

ummm

Yeah I have trained with Boar for 6 years and fighting him for real has never crossed my mind.

The only way to beat him is with a stick after he's dead. lol

[Tant01]

Inflicting the absent mind...

The illusion is like grabbing the pan from the stove without your mitten. It only burns after you realize how hot it is... In the moments it takes for your fingers to signal your brain the damage is done.

Great thread BoarSpear. I'm so slow it's not even funny but I can burn most folks well enough to make me laugh...

You know, if you can't move quick you gotta slow them down somehow!

[knifethrower]

nice to see you back Tant

[Richard Kerr]

Do you really train here Boredspare? http://alliancemartialarts.com/magic.html Thats like so cool! The ground techniques look awsome. Did you see the dog hypnotise the squirrels when you were doing those crazy lying down moves.

[Garland]

Do you really train here Boredspare? http://alliancemartialarts.com/magic.html Thats like so cool! The ground techniques look awsome. Did you see the dog hypnotise the squirrels when you were doing those crazy lying down moves.

Don't you have some tea to drink about this time? **** off you shit stirring douchebag!

[Garland]

The Writings of Sifu Richard "Tricky" Kerr

Master Ying and Master Yang

Master Ying was a gentle man,
He always tried to get on with Mr. Yang.
However Mr. Yang was a miserable old man.
So to make Mr. Yang happy was Master Yings plan.
Though Master Ying was always polite.
Mr. Yang often got angry and wanted to fight.
Master Ying said softly "let's just be calm",
"My desire is not to cause you harm".
Still peaceful and then more relaxed Master Ying became.
He now realized poor Mr.Yang's anger would not be tame.
Though aware of this Master Ying was still not afraid of Yang.
So they both took stance and the fight began.
Naturally aggressive Mr.Yang attacked.
Master Ying sidestepped to avoid being slapped.
Mr. Yang jumped up and did a flying kick.
So Master Ying low dodged still calm, but quick.
Mr. Yang remained angry and intended to kill.
Aware of Yang's mindset Ying's mind was calm still.
Yang walked forward throwing an array of blows.
So Mr. Ying danced lightly up on his toes.
Moving evasively so he could not be hit.
Disheartened Yang now knew Master Ying was too quick.
Now tired from throwing all the shots at Ying.
Yang's vicious attacks had all missed frustrating him.
Ying could easily kill Yang if he wanted to.
Ying was a true kung fu Master though so he knew what to do.
He just stepped quickly toward Mister Yang and said.
Try to hit me again and I'll strike you dead.
The now ashamed Mr. Yang said don't insult me.
Master Ying said I'm just being honest can't you see.
That there is no good reason for us to fight.
Just relax and be calm and soon you'll see I'm right.
Be calm and joyful not angry and sad.
You will find a way to cope with the things that make you mad.
Yang couldn't understand why the Master was such a kind natured man.
This master was just working on his master plan.
Then Yang swallowed his pride and said I cannot beat you.
You've won without hitting me with your ying style kung fu.
Please teach me the soft way of the peaceful man.
So from that day Master Yang's training began.
Master Ying's teaching soon made Yang become a kind gentleman.
This friendship brought the balance of Master Ying to make a Master of Yang.


Listen to Me

Listen to me I am your friend.
I have some knowledge I'd like to lend.
To help you, when you're on your way.
Just incase you go astray.
The wisdom that I now pass your way.
Is yours to retain everyday.
Use it as and when you like.
Be it day, or be it night.
The lesson that I wish to teach you now,
Is not too tricky, as I know how.
How to teach you to teach
What I teach you.
So this is what you must now do.
You must imagine you are I,
And see things this way then why.
As what I teach is my kung fu.
I help myself when I help you.
You carry me when you walk.
You speak for me when you talk.
You teach the lessons I have taught.
You fight the battles I once fought.
You help the people fused to.
Am I giving you a hint or maybe a clue?
See my dreams see my thoughts.
Feel the way that I've been taught.
Now it's in you, you have a choice.
You can block me out or hear my voice.
You are strong enough now to retain this.
So you can grant me just one wish.
Take my knowledge as a gift have faith and trust.
Then one day when a worthy student listens ,to you, you must
One day teach him to be a teacher this exact same way
That I teach you on this special day.
So relax and enjoy what I give to you.
One day your every colour will shine through.
Then find the strength and courage that will make you see
You're a wise man and a warrior just like me.

So you don't know me?

What so now you don't know me?
You're scared now that's plain to see.
Coz now my minds perception is clear in reality.
You now realize your foolish mistake with me.
You pushed me more than you wished you had.
Now your scared I am glad.
Glad that every hurtful thing you did.
Every time that I just ran and hid.
Just growing stronger inside my mind.
Waiting patiently until one day I'd find.
A way to express the way I feel.
After my internal wounds are healed.
My mind now clear is blessed with the voice.
That helps me make an important choice.
Do I get my revenge on you?
For all the things you put me through.
Or just relax and see the light.
Knowing that it's not my fight.
It's you that should feel ashamed.
As you're the one the devils claimed. To carry out his little, dirty deeds.
Planting nasty little seeds.
Inside the minds of people, just like me.
Now though you sense I have no fear.
As now, my mind can see clear.
Stronger now, though I was once your prey.
Though years ago I felt you should pay.
But now the pain has kind of gone away.
I see your weakness is your own mind.
Put there by the damage and pain, the exact same kind.

All Written by Sifu Richard Kerr, Black Belt of the 2nd rank


Tricky? Like as in "Late-night 'tricky' uncle"

Your shit is trite, hackneyed...and cliche...as well as being shitty couplets...
Like nails on a chalkboard, holmes. You can rhyme two words...must be a fucking genius...I can't see how you didn't get into Oxford!


P.S. at least I now know I'm prettier than you.

http://www.chun-seh-dau-school-of-shaolin-kung-fu.co.uk/Chun_Seh_Dau_School_of_Shaolin_Kung_Fu_trickysblackbelt.htm

[Richard Kerr]

The Writings of Sifu Richard "Tricky" Kerr

Master Ying and Master Yang

Master Ying was a gentle man,
He always tried to get on with Mr. Yang.
However Mr. Yang was a miserable old man.
So to make Mr. Yang happy was Master Yings plan.
Though Master Ying was always polite.
Mr. Yang often got angry and wanted to fight.
Master Ying said softly "let's just be calm",
"My desire is not to cause you harm".
Still peaceful and then more relaxed Master Ying became.
He now realized poor Mr.Yang's anger would not be tame.
Though aware of this Master Ying was still not afraid of Yang.
So they both took stance and the fight began.
Naturally aggressive Mr.Yang attacked.
Master Ying sidestepped to avoid being slapped.
Mr. Yang jumped up and did a flying kick.
So Master Ying low dodged still calm, but quick.
Mr. Yang remained angry and intended to kill.
Aware of Yang's mindset Ying's mind was calm still.
Yang walked forward throwing an array of blows.
So Mr. Ying danced lightly up on his toes.
Moving evasively so he could not be hit.
Disheartened Yang now knew Master Ying was too quick.
Now tired from throwing all the shots at Ying.
Yang's vicious attacks had all missed frustrating him.
Ying could easily kill Yang if he wanted to.
Ying was a true kung fu Master though so he knew what to do.
He just stepped quickly toward Mister Yang and said.
Try to hit me again and I'll strike you dead.
The now ashamed Mr. Yang said don't insult me.
Master Ying said I'm just being honest can't you see.
That there is no good reason for us to fight.
Just relax and be calm and soon you'll see I'm right.
Be calm and joyful not angry and sad.
You will find a way to cope with the things that make you mad.
Yang couldn't understand why the Master was such a kind natured man.
This master was just working on his master plan.
Then Yang swallowed his pride and said I cannot beat you.
You've won without hitting me with your ying style kung fu.
Please teach me the soft way of the peaceful man.
So from that day Master Yang's training began.
Master Ying's teaching soon made Yang become a kind gentleman.
This friendship brought the balance of Master Ying to make a Master of Yang.


Listen to Me

Listen to me I am your friend.
I have some knowledge I'd like to lend.
To help you, when you're on your way.
Just incase you go astray.
The wisdom that I now pass your way.
Is yours to retain everyday.
Use it as and when you like.
Be it day, or be it night.
The lesson that I wish to teach you now,
Is not too tricky, as I know how.
How to teach you to teach
What I teach you.
So this is what you must now do.
You must imagine you are I,
And see things this way then why.
As what I teach is my kung fu.
I help myself when I help you.
You carry me when you walk.
You speak for me when you talk.
You teach the lessons I have taught.
You fight the battles I once fought.
You help the people fused to.
Am I giving you a hint or maybe a clue?
See my dreams see my thoughts.
Feel the way that I've been taught.
Now it's in you, you have a choice.
You can block me out or hear my voice.
You are strong enough now to retain this.
So you can grant me just one wish.
Take my knowledge as a gift have faith and trust.
Then one day when a worthy student listens ,to you, you must
One day teach him to be a teacher this exact same way
That I teach you on this special day.
So relax and enjoy what I give to you.
One day your every colour will shine through.
Then find the strength and courage that will make you see
You're a wise man and a warrior just like me.

So you don't know me?

What so now you don't know me?
You're scared now that's plain to see.
Coz now my minds perception is clear in reality.
You now realize your foolish mistake with me.
You pushed me more than you wished you had.
Now your scared I am glad.
Glad that every hurtful thing you did.
Every time that I just ran and hid.
Just growing stronger inside my mind.
Waiting patiently until one day I'd find.
A way to express the way I feel.
After my internal wounds are healed.
My mind now clear is blessed with the voice.
That helps me make an important choice.
Do I get my revenge on you?
For all the things you put me through.
Or just relax and see the light.
Knowing that it's not my fight.
It's you that should feel ashamed.
As you're the one the devils claimed. To carry out his little, dirty deeds.
Planting nasty little seeds.
Inside the minds of people, just like me.
Now though you sense I have no fear.
As now, my mind can see clear.
Stronger now, though I was once your prey.
Though years ago I felt you should pay.
But now the pain has kind of gone away.
I see your weakness is your own mind.
Put there by the damage and pain, the exact same kind.

All Written by Sifu Richard Kerr, Black Belt of the 2nd rank


Tricky? Like as in "Late-night 'tricky' uncle"

Your shit is trite, hackneyed...and cliche...as well as being shitty couplets...
Like nails on a chalkboard, holmes. You can rhyme two words...must be a fucking genius...I can't see how you didn't get into Oxford!


P.S. at least I now know I'm prettier than you.

I kick you in da neck. Now that is pure genious.