Which grappling art should I do?

[kingoftheforest]

Wow. I ask for TTE's personal opinion on something, and KOTF gives it for him. Something weird's going on at the hive.

And your so far up jubaji's ass I can't tell where he ends and you begin.

[USArmyBJJ]

You sound exactly like Sammy Franco. Are you part of his group, or what?

[USArmyBJJ]

You said, you don't train for SD, you train because you enjoy it, and you chose BJJ, so you pay money to roll around with sweaty guys because you enjoy it.

The BJJ is gay jokes have pretty much run their distance, so I won't engage them other than to say that your roommate apparently pays to put other men's crotches in his mouth while they are mounted on top of him....Are you sure you really want to go that route?

[Sagacious Lu]

After all they have a REAL issue with people who...

I have a read problem with people who lie about their training; like you and KOTF. It's pretty obvious that you're trying to shift attention away from your own lies and incompetence by making childish jokes. That's not surprising, that's why "recess" is part of the school day for little children. Go ahead, grab your toy weapons and have a good game of cops robbers. When you get back you can even pretend there was something martial about it

[TTEscrima]

And what is your guess?

They're coming to get you, TTEscrima..... (<---- Rep points for first person to guess the movie)

Wow. I ask for TTE's personal opinion on something, and KOTF gives it for him. Something weird's going on at the hive.

Wow, not only is their reading comprehension deplorable, they don't even grasp the essence of what THEY type.

If you aren't absorbing everything Bjjboy and his pals spout you're really missing some worthwhile info from the brain trust. Too bad the rest of them are on ignore, I'm sure I'm missing some real zingers about hair products and how hitting pencils is the best way to test out how the human body reacts to impact...or how letting someone rape you is preferable to trying to defend yourself because you might get hurt fighting back and you'll lose anyway.

[kingoftheforest]

I have a read problem with people who lie about their training; like you and KOTF. It's pretty obvious that you're trying to shift attention away from your own lies and incompetence by making childish jokes. That's not surprising, that's why "recess" is part of the school day for little children. Go ahead, grab your toy weapons and have a good game of cops robbers. When you get back you can even pretend there was something martial about it

And here we have someone accusing someone else of doing exactly what they do, in order to do what they do again.

[USArmyBJJ]

Wow, not only is their reading comprehension deplorable, they don't even grasp the essence of what THEY type.

Oops! Duh! You're right. I misunderstood what he was saying (didn't realize he was naming the movie "Conspiracy Theory"). Sorry, KOTF. My fault. That answer is incorrect, though. So, the challenge is still out there.

[TTEscrima]

The BJJ is gay jokes have pretty much run their distance, so I won't engage them other than to say that your roommate apparently pays to put other men's crotches in his mouth while they are mounted on top of him....Are you sure you really want to go that route?

Sure, why not, since no one HERE does that and its a lie, but you enjoy it so much you even use it as your sceenname. However it was interesting to see what even you think of your preferred past time.

[USArmyBJJ]

Sure, why not, since no one HERE does that and its a lie, but you enjoy it so much you even use it as your sceenname. However it was interesting to see what even you think of your preferred past time.

I'm sorry, your words didn't really form a logical and coherent thought. But, thanks for playing. You should run to the other room and explain it to KOTF so that he can post about it.

[Sagacious Lu]

And here we have someone accusing someone else of doing exactly what they do, in order to do what they do again.

I know you are but what am I It's cops and robbers time dude. Get the rubber knife, if you're lucky TTEnima will pretend to be the rapist so you can pretend to resist

[TTEscrima]

I'm sorry, your words didn't really form a logical and coherent thought. But, thanks for playing. You should run to the other room and explain it to KOTF so that he can post about it.

OH I'm sorry, did I type to quickly for you to keep up? I'll type slower this time.

We were discussing the art you pay money for because you find it so enjoyable, BJJ, and your input was to describe BJJ as paying to put other men's crotches in your mouth while they are mounted on top of you. I pointed out we don't practice that here, but you're apparently so fond of it you even used it as your screenname, did you grasp it that time?

[USArmyBJJ]

your input was to describe BJJ as paying to put other men's crotches in your mouth while they are mounted on top of you.

Uhhh....Where did I describe BJJ like that? I was referring to your roommate's proposed defense to the mount (bite the guy's balls). Is this what you study at the "compound"?

For reference, here is the phrase you're referring to: "your roommate apparently pays to put other men's crotches in his mouth while they are mounted on top of him"

Sure you don't want to re-read that? Maybe put your glasses on or something.

[TTEscrima]

Uhhh....Where did I describe BJJ like that? I was referring to your roommate's proposed defense to the mount (bite the guy's balls). Is this what you study at the "compound"?

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Are you asking if we teach people that anything you can do to win a fight is acceptable? If that's the case then you're damn right. Many years ago I attended a military survival school, during one of the escape evolutions an instructor chastised a candidate for giving up so easily when "captured". He pointed out that anyone who had a problem biting, scratching, gouging or spitting on an opponent should probably drop out now because they weren't mature enough to understand the reality of the world outside a dojo, and would undoubtedly curl up and take whatever beatings were delivered while betting their life on the kindness and morals of the enemy.

Come to think of it that last part sounds exactly like you and your buddies and is exactly the type of advice they gave in the women's self defense forum.

[USArmyBJJ]

weren't mature enough to understand the reality of the world outside a dojo

Exactly. You should think about that experience a little bit more.

[TTEscrima]

Exactly. You should think about that experience a little bit more.

Exactly which professionals seek out and recommend you, Sag Lu or Jubs as some of the best training available again? However there are plenty of post on other forums noting your buddy is the biggest troll on the net, even people on music forums bitch about his trolling. When do you suppose he trains anything but his typing skills?

Show me a post ANYWHERE where ANYONE (much less recognized professional trainers for SWAT) met and trained with any of you, much less recommended anyone else do so.