What if?

[SamuraiGuy]

-these all come from a Wu-tang clan song, fyi.

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE

[totaltwatdeano]

I think I'd probably stop and take the time to draw some crude (but funny) jokes on his face in permanent marker, then I'd fill up his belly button with that chocolate sauce that hardens into a shell so that it hardened around a birthday candle. When I was done with all that I'd put a condom on a cucumber and leave it in his mouth, along with cigarettes in his ears and nostrils. I'd finish up by lighting the candle and cigarettes and taking pictures of my handiwork Naturally I carry the materials for this type of retribution everywhere I go just in case I get the chance to carry out my plan

Dammit i was gonna say that! Although i'd cut his ears off too lol.

[J-Luck]

Depends on the situation

Depends... It's happend a few times. Now, do I know him? Or is someone I've never met? I try not to deal with the cops, I don't particularly trust them, and I'm not one to snitch. I deal with stuff how I deal with it. Most of the time I rob em and leave them there. There are certain rights a person has, and one of this is the right to liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Both of those encompass property. If someone is tryin to run my shit, they've compromised those to rights, and the right to life. Someone takes my rights away forcefully, I don't aknowledge theirs. Sometimes I've ran, depending on the situation, like if it's a main street or not, and sometimes I've left them there and not robbed em, but I think it teaches them a wholehearted lesson; succeed in runnin someones' shit, or don't try at all lol. And hopefully they pick the second option.

[J-Luck]

man, man...I'd, I'd sew his asshole shut and keep feedin' him and feedin' him.

I'd cut his eyelids off and feed him nuthin but sleepin' pills.

I'd stick his dick to a desk with a rusty screwdriver and then crack dem shits with a spike bat...


-these all come from a Wu-tang clan song, fyi.

I'll fuckin tie em to a bed post, and spread his ass cheecks, and put a hanga on a fuckin stove, let that shit sit thea for likea half hour, then stick it up his ass real slow like *ssssssssss*.

[Tant01]

Sodomizing your victims with a hot coat hanger... And which god do you worship again???

[J-Luck]

Sodomizing your victims with a hot coat hanger... And which god do you worship again???

In case you didn't see, he said those were WuTang song lyrics... I simply followed with lyrics of the same song. I didn't write them, and it was simply an aknowledgement since no one else aknowledged him. A little judgemental are we? Check yoself 'fore you check me. Unless you were kidding... in which case... haha?

[Garland]

In case you didn't see, he said those were WuTang song lyrics... I simply followed with lyrics of the same song. I didn't write them, and it was simply an aknowledgement since no one else aknowledged him. A little judgemental are we? Check yoself 'fore you check me. Unless you were kidding... in which case... haha?

Shit, son...tell him he besteth check himself before he wrecketh himself...amen brotha.


lol...

[J-Luck]

Garland...

Lol that's exaclty what I had in mind.

[Sagacious Lu]

Back to tha 36 CHAAAAAAAMMBBBBBEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRS!

[treelizard]

What if some guy tried to mug you, then you knock him out cold. What would you do? Would you A) call the hospital and explain the sitution. B) just walk away and leave him there. Or C) rob him when he's out cold then walk away.

Put him in recovery position if at all possible without endangering myself. Leave the scene but call the cops right away from a payphone or cell. No I wouldn't take his stuff.

[STRONGO]

What if some guy tried to mug you, then you knock him out cold. What would you do? Would you A) call the hospital and explain the sitution. B) just walk away and leave him there. Or C) rob him when he's out cold then walk away.

take his wallet then the put a coulple rounds in his head i'm not going to let some junky motherfucker end my life so he can get high.

[Garland]

take his wallet then the put a coulple rounds in his head i'm not going to let some junky motherfucker end my life so he can get high.

**** that shit...I'd smoke his rock in front of his bitch ass.
Yeah...cuz that's how I roll, sucka.