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What if some guy tried to mug you, then you knock him out cold. What would you do? Would you A) call the hospital and explain the sitution. B) just walk away and leave him there. Or C) rob him when he's out cold then walk away.
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What if the cops come along and arrest you for assault and robbery?Originally posted by Warrior189
Or suppose he wakes up and stabs you in the throat while youre robbing him?
Perhaps you will find his aids infected needle in the mix
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Or not...
None of the above... A) scan for witnesses and RUN! B)Tie his hands behind his back and sit on him for the police... or C) stomp him into a gooey puddle and then stomp the puddle dry...Originally posted by Warrior189
Actually treat for shock and apply first aid, bind his hands and check him for weapons then call 911...Comment
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What mugger I saw no mugger who...time to go find somewhere else to hang out.Comment
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When he hit the ground cold, I would stomp the shit out of his ancles (hes not going anywhere fast) and check him for weapons, then book it while calling the police and letting them know where he was.Comment
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Of course you use a publice phone so they won't be able to trease you.Originally posted by danfaggellaComment
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#C...shoes, wallet, jacket...mine now beotch!Comment
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I'd do B) and just walk away, or more likly, run away.
I think its silly that if you rob someone who's mugging you that you'll also get conviced of stealing. then again, it'd be an easy defence for the real muggers out there.Comment
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People, people...what are the odds a guy who's MUGGING people will have anything really worth stealing?Comment
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id just hit him a few more times after he was out, just so he will feel it when he wakes up and then id make like some titties and bounce. id give him a few good kicks to the face and ribs with the point of my shoe, and mabye stomp his nuts to make sure he learned his lesson. after that, no need for police. he got his punishment, and if he's out cold long enough or too injured to get away after he comes to people will notice and call 911 anyway.Comment
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I would bribe a homeless man with the money out of the guys wallet to rape his unconscoius ass...and then...I'd sell his ass in the white slave trade to the muslim parts of bosnia by the mafia...why...
because I'm HARDCORE....yeah...and I'm a ninja.Comment
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dude you work for the State Dept?Originally posted by Garland
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I think I'd probably stop and take the time to draw some crude (but funny) jokes on his face in permanent marker, then I'd fill up his belly button with that chocolate sauce that hardens into a shell so that it hardened around a birthday candle. When I was done with all that I'd put a condom on a cucumber and leave it in his mouth, along with cigarettes in his ears and nostrils. I'd finish up by lighting the candle and cigarettes and taking pictures of my handiwork 
Naturally I carry the materials for this type of retribution everywhere I go just in case I get the chance to carry out my plan
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LMFAO----------------------
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man, man...I'd, I'd sew his asshole shut and keep feedin' him and feedin' him.
I'd cut his eyelids off and feed him nuthin but sleepin' pills.
I'd stick his dick to a desk with a rusty screwdriver and then crack dem shits with a spike bat...
-these all come from a Wu-tang clan song, fyi.Comment
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