The Reality of the Blade

[Uke]

I do not recall 'admitting' anything of the sort.

Did you answer the question, or did you not so cleverly dodge it again????

HmMmMmMmMm??????

Or maybe you wouldn't advocate anything. Maybe you're like your friend Sagacious Lu.

Sagacious Lu said that if he were confronted by a male rapist that he would just let the man have his way with him in order to stay alive(even though no guarantees are given). Anyone remember that? I sure do! Garland said something very similar as well. Something about resolving himself to his fate.

Is that your stance too, jubidoo?

Would you "take one for the team" if you were attacked, jubidoo?

Ewww .. I don't wanna know.

[Uke]

So you gotta take a dig at the site?

Do I have to take a dig at this site? LMAO ... that's funny coming from the troll who ruined it! Now, thanks to you jubidoo, Sensei Saki writes the most posts on this site daily. Oh and Tim posts boxing news articles. Hmm .. Tims here. And Jubidoo's here. But never together at the same time. Hmmm ... *sarcasm* I wonder?

If it is not up to your 'standards' (lol) why don't you go do your hair somewhere else, miss?

Uhh .. I think you just answered as to whether you'd "take one for the team".

Ewwww!

[jubaji]

Did you answer the question, or did you not so cleverly dodge it again????

I answered it very directly. You really need to do something about those reading skills, champ.

[jubaji]

Do I have to take a dig at this site?

No, you don't, so why would you if not for the fact that you are a bitter little bitch?

[kingoftheforest]

Let's face it Uke the facts shine for themselves. Whenever something of substance is posted like a video, or in depth explanation of something martial, Jubby doo is never there to comment.

Just look up the fit he threw when it was pointed out that shooting in leads with the head. I even posted a vid of a top wrasslin coach who has more expierence than jubs has shower time.

It clearly showed the guy leading with his head as he broke down the technique, the only other break down came from a screaming fussing trollbaji.

Let's not forget Mr. pencil physics work the same as a human body either.

And Boar proved he lied about training in the park in China, with a Tai Chi instructor.

He's good for spell checking, picking on people, displaying his homoerotic fantasies and his hair fetish.

It's obvious that when it comes to anything martial or defense related he wrote the book on what not to do.

Now we'll wait for a string of "nuh ah"s insults and the other assorted bullshit that spews forth from his mouth. What we will not wait on is anything resembling martial knowledge.

It's like the guy who can't keep a beat that hangs out around the band, there's a use for him but not musically.

[jubaji]

Whenever something of substance is posted like a video, or in depth explanation of something martial.

Video of someone playing make-believe in their basement? Video of staged 'sparring'? Video that 'proves' that nothing in the universe is physically possible other than what is in that video? That kind of "substance" miss?

[jubaji]

Just look up the fit he threw when it was pointed out that shooting in leads with the head.

You mean that time you proved that you do not understand anything about wrestling? Yeah, those were good times.

[jubaji]

And Boar proved he lied about training in the park in China, with a Tai Chi instructor.

He, of course, proved no such thing and the fact that he is still venting his insecurity about it through you is just sad. You girls really have a problem with other people's experiences.

[jubaji]

Now we'll wait for a string of "nuh ah"s insults and the other assorted bullshit that spews forth from his mouth.

Oh no! Now that you said that I can't respond! How clever!

[kingoftheforest]

Point made.

AMF.

[jubaji]

Point made.

.

Oh, you made a point alright...

[jubaji]

I'm surprised our buddy Jubaji doesn't have more fans... He's frickin' hysterical.

But then I'm just a backward redneck who don't know nothin' "bout" nothin'?

Or not.

My fans are legion. They are just shy.

[kingoftheforest]

My fans are legion. They are just shy.

I'm sure, just like Pauly Shore.

[Uke]

Tant -This one's for you

I suppose there's some FUNNY shit in your mind about my alleged VIRTUAL relationships but trust me (P)Uke I love you as much as JU.

LOL

No one holding a gun to your head...? Forcing you to dispense your logical and passionate opinions with us? Injected with innuendo and degenerate humor?

Thanks for the wordy reply...

WTF was that about Tant?

Didn't you write:

With all due respect to YOU Mr. Uke, My buddy Ju has been right on the money about so many other things, I've neglected to keep track! I consider him a Troll Patrol and I value his perspective.

I basically said that I was happy that YOU see the value in jubidoo's antics, but few, other than hardcore Pretend.net readers, have anything to say to or about him besides "**** you".

You seem to have a personal problem because nothing that I wrote was directed at you or even insinuated something negative about you. That being said, you were out of line.

So take this as a honest, thinking man or as a straw chewin' redneck ... I really don't give a **** ... but as long as I show you respect, and I have, I expect it in return. And as long as we both show that respect everything is fine.

Oh and by the way:

Yes my posts are wordy and lengthy, but I actually have shit to say. Grunts, groans, emoticons and one liners are the reason that this joke of a MA site is dead. But maybe you don't see that because you have a stake in all this wonderful solitude, Mr Moderator.

What makes me laugh is that you consider yourself friends with Boar, TTE and DJForest. You know, just like I do, that they contributed TONS more than most people who were here to lurk and just flippantly comment. Yet as a mod you did nothing to curb the bullshit, but you now profess to value the idiot who does nothing more than promote crap that killed the site in the first place.

Was somebody holding a gun to your head? Or did you make that choice on your own?

Let's get back to the topic, Tant.

Personal bullshit has no place on the boards ... even if nothing else ever gets written these days.

That's what PMs are for.

*Bow back at cha*

[jubaji]

pUke, you must be the world's whiniest little bitch. Go take a whole bottle of Midol and STFU until your aunt leaves town.