What is wrong with this picture?

[Mulan]

The young woman is nice enough. A bit like our own Little Demon.

Why does that sound hillarious if you take away the fact that Little Demon is a person? lol

[Thai Bri]

Must be a female thing.........

Anyway, when are you going to talk about fighting?

[Mulan]

Prolly once I get to a reasonable level in *cough*Tai Chi Chuan*cough* or some other kind of Kung Fu and/or grappling.

Mostly I'm observing other ppl talk about fighting, and asking questions when I got them.

[Thai Bri]

Ask me something then. I know everything.

[Mulan]

Hmm, ok, do you think mrniceguy148's plan of having males take precedence over females in the workforce will ensure that by 2012 America will be ruled by evil gay overlords from two-man-income households?

[squidd]

Eh? I'm still confused as to how the topic even switched, let alone what degree of teasing it is. o.o;

well, be confused no longer. you've got me head over heels with your powerful posts...

[Mulan]

*mutters something about big egos being susceptible to flattery*

Well, ahh... all potentially datable ppl must fit a majority of The List.

[squidd]

*mutters something about big egos being susceptible to flattery*

Well, ahh... all potentially datable ppl must fit a majority of The List.

let's see how i fare based on "The List"

*~ Male ~* YES, YES YES!!!

*~ 5'5" to 5'10" ~* fell "short." just 5'3" but my wit and sensitivity is surely worth more than an additional two inches.

*~ Slender but toned (not muscular) ~* NOPE. short, fat, and stubby. but again, my wit and sensitivity is surely worth more than a loss of about 10 kilos.

*~ Minimal body hair, no facial hair, long head hair ~* That's me. smooth and silky.

*~ Possibly knows martial arts ~* YES YES YES taking up boxing, muay thai, and bjj.

*~ Likes nature, outdoors, hiking ~* hey baby, how'd you like a little picnic in the middle of nowhere?

*~ Likes animals, not hunting them ~* dogs and marine animals are cool. allergic to cats.

*~ Sweet, gentle, fundamentally innocent... at the same time wild and intense, powerful aura ~* you look for this definition in the dictionary and you will see my picture.

*~ Easygoing yet distant with most people (doesn't let many close to him... picky) ~* but.... i want toi be near you mulan. let's bridge the distance now, shall we?

*~ Has healthy ego and self-image: doesn't feel the need to leech attention off others, doesn't need somebody to like him for him to like himself ~* well, i'd be depressed for about a month if you rejected me but my self-image will mend in time.

*~ Not interested in most females, not interested in sex for the sake of sex... knows he is looking for somebody very special who he would recognize and devote his whole world and life to (and expects her to do the same) ~* interested in a female (mulan in particular), knows that that female (mulan) is special, lemme correct that... very special, and not interested in sex. interested in making love.

*~ Bored by standard human activities like dinners, small talk, and drunken parties, but enjoys fun and extreme stuff to the fullest ~* that chandelier seems to pose exciting possibilities.

*~ Significant dream activity ~* too dumb to know what this means

*~ Active imagination and inner world ~* trust me, you'd be thrilled to see what's going on within my imagination.

*~ Often imagines himself in other times, in other places... on other planets ~*between the legs of another woman right smack in the middle of jupiter's red spot.

*~ Daydreams of himself as a hero or knight ~* may i sweep you of your feet my damsel in distress?

*~ Likes history and culture, but prefers hands-on experience than reading about them ~* world war one broke out in 1917.

*~ Is open-minded, but not committed to any label, avoids definitions and formalities ~* convince me...

*~ Has had several supernatural experiences ~* yeah, once this spaceship abducted me and then... i'll tel you the rtest of the story on our date.

*~ Thinks occult/spiritual stuff is neat and interesting, but somehow doesn't make the connection between it and his own experiences, or find himself supernatural ~* my friend casper is really cool. he can go tghrough doors.

*~ Very organically-oriented and feels alienated by technology or computers... but can see the advantage and freedom in what they might allow him to do ~* i wouldn't be typing on this keyboard if it weren't for you mulan. i absolutely hate it. really. believe me. promise. swear. truly. no kidding.

*~ Feels drawn to the Southwestern USA ~* California, here i come!

*~ Relates to and is fascinated by my world, beliefs, stories, identity ~* no confirmation needed.

*~ Feels he came to Earth with a purpose or mission, and possibly has ideas of what that is ~* to meet you.. mulan, among other things.

[Thai Bri]

Hmm, ok, do you think mrniceguy148's plan of having males take precedence over females in the workforce will ensure that by 2012 America will be ruled by evil gay overlords from two-man-income households?

Haw haw haw! Thats pretty good.
Mind you, it seems a bit shallow to have physical descriptions under the banner of a "soul mate".

[Thai Bri]

let's see how i fare based on "The List"


*~ Significant dream activity ~* too dumb to know what this means

*~ Active imagination and inner world ~* trust me, you'd be thrilled to see what's going on within my imagination.

*~ Often imagines himself in other times, in other places... on other planets ~*between the legs of another woman right smack in the middle of jupiter's red spot.


*~ Likes history and culture, but prefers hands-on experience than reading about them ~* world war one broke out in 1917.


*~ Has had several supernatural experiences ~* yeah, once this spaceship abducted me and then... i'll tel you the rtest of the story on our date.

*~ Thinks occult/spiritual stuff is neat and interesting, but somehow doesn't make the connection between it and his own experiences, or find himself supernatural ~* my friend casper is really cool. he can go tghrough doors.

Outstanding stuff. This is becoming the best thread for a while. The funnies, anyway.

However, I think you would be 100% home if only you'd known when World War 1 stated.

[Mulan]

Mind you, it seems a bit shallow to have physical descriptions under the banner of a "soul mate".

Hmm, it is and it isn't. As the description says, it's not exactly a "soulmate," it's a very specific person who I generally know the appearance and personality of. So it's not shallow as much as it is percise.

[Thai Bri]

Percise.

That is a Freudian spelling mistake if ever I saw one.

[Mulan]

Percise.

That is a Freudian spelling mistake if ever I saw one.

Of course, if I must get really precise, I would say that they would look like this or this, or occasionally this. Although, if soulmate doesn't show up, this guy is the runner-up. Alas this guy is currently married to a *insert stream of obscenities here*. Any questions?

[Mulan]

let's see how i fare based on "The List"
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Ah, well, that's a nice try and very amusing... however, I just dun think it would work out...

Besides, I try to avoid Cali (earthquakes=BAD), love cats, and am allergic to dogs. Can we still be friends?

[squidd]

Outstanding stuff. This is becoming the best thread for a while. The funnies, anyway.

However, I think you would be 100% home if only you'd known when World War 1 stated.

oooops, was that supposed to be 1911.. nah, let's pick something in between.
1914, final answer.