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    Hello to all fellow martial artists. I go by the name of Juggernaut, and if you were sparring me you'd know why. But I'm not here to promote myself, I just wanted to introduce myself and let you all know about my Martial Arts Crew. YES! That's right I'll make another post soon with info on how you can be in it and all the exciting things about membership (if you can't guess them yourself). All I will say for now is the name which is the PUMAS.

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    I go by the name of Juggernaut, and if you were sparring me you'd know why.
    Because you are invulnerable like the super-villain Juggernaut? Thats not bad but my x-ray vision and power of flight makes me cooler. Whats your cape look like? Mine is red.

    YES! That's right I'll make another post soon with info on how you can be in it and all the exciting things about membership (if you can't guess them yourself). All I will say for now is the name which is the PUMAS.
    No thanks, I like Nike. But I did have a nice pair of Pumas when I was a teen. They had no laces and I used to let the tongue just flop around when I walked.

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    • #3
      Hi All!!! I go by the name of Dumb**s. And if you saw me post on the internet, you'd know why!!!

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      • #4
        h8rs

        What a bunch of haters! I come in here extending warm welcomes to anyone who has what it takes to be in the first ever internet-assembled martial arts crew and this is the thanks I get? I thought this was a forum for serious martial artists, not a bunch of martial arts fanatic bums who obviously don't even train on a regular basis cause they have their eyes glued to the computer screen 24/7.

        For those REAL martial artists who may be interested in joining the crew, let me know via private message, or e-mail at pumas1jug@hotmail.com. We already got a few members in, but we'd like a lot more. If you ever need sparring partners or team members for team sparring competitions, who better than your fellow P.U.M.A.S. members? I would say more about it, but I don't wanna risk wasting time here, so if you are interested let me know and you'll get all the info.

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        • #5
          For those REAL martial artists who may be interested in joining the crew
          Do we get certificates of authenticity stating we are "REAL" martial artists because Juggernaut said so?

          Sorry Juggernaut, Magneto already recruited me.

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          • #6
            Maybe I started off wrong and sound too cocky, or maybe Drache is just a hater. Whatever the case may be, I don't need any of your smart*** responses, I only want to hear from those interested n becoming better through membership in PUMAS, who can email me or send me a p.m., keep 'em coming.AND DRACHE MAYBE YOU ARE A "REAL" MARTIAL ARTIST BUT IT DOES NOT TAKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST TO LOOK AT YOUR RESPONSES AND SAY THAT YOU ARE CERTAINLY NOT A SERIOUS MARTIAL ARTIST, WHICH IS WHAT PUMAS IS LOOKING FOR. MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU IN COMPETITION ONE DAY, WE'LL SEE WHAT YOU SAY THEN!!!!!!!

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            • #7
              Oh Yeah Drache If You Have The Guts, Let Me Know When You Will Be Competing. Tell Me The Name Of The Competition And What Sparring Event. I Would So Love To Make An Example Of You.and Do It Here In This Thread So Everyone Can See!!

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              • #8
                You come in here with an attitude like you are the first to do this blah blah. THEN you treat everyone like they are amteur fighters, whereas you are the elite. You are a moron.

                And you for some reason think they spend all their time on the internet glued to the screen. It takes a minute or two to write a post. I'm SURE that just as close to 24 hrs you can get. You sound more like a 10 year old who's watched too much dragonball z.

                oh, and your sig screams to me that you think you are some super elite federation of fighters focused on wiping out mankind.

                MY BRETHREN! WE MUST RALLY AGAINST THIS EVIL THAT IS PUMAS! TO ME MY WARRIORS!

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                • #9
                  Is this you??

                  Professional United Martial Arts Society (PUMAS)
                  http://www.iako-pumas.com

                  I word of advice, if your not too proud to except, forget the sales pitch and be direct, tell us who you are or who you represent and what your looking for.
                  I'm with Drache, gregimotis and Oreomeister365, they have a sense of humor.

                  For the Record, My name is:
                  Rick - American Kenpo, WCAF member (World Combat Arts Federation)

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                  • #10
                    That is not us, never heard of them. Kenpodog here's what I think of your sig: If questions are answered on the mat, my question is "Will you have the nerve to say what you just said on the mat?" Cause I'd like to hear that in face to face.

                    2nd, I never called anybody an amateur, nor did I say I was some super elite fighter. My group unites to train with each other to become elite and I was offering that opportuninty to you guys, but I get nothing but hate. "Let's unite against this evil that is pumas" what an idiot. If i watch too much dbz, then you watch too much movies and cartoons with villains trying to take over the world. I have nothing else to say to you if you have something to say to me, tell me the time & place, I don't fear dogs with a bark that have no bite. Take your sense of humor to comedy nite central, any serious martial artists know where to contact me.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Juggernaut
                      Kenpodog here's what I think of your sig: If questions are answered on the mat, my question is "Will you have the nerve to say what you just said on the mat?" Cause I'd like to hear that in face to face.
                      OK Juggernaut, stop with the "Will you have the nerve" or "face to face" stuff and tell me about PUMAS.
                      Is your group an organization?
                      How do you train together if people are from different parts of the country?
                      Does your group focus on "street fighting", "tournaments", or something else?
                      Age limits, style requirements, rank requirements, any qualifications?
                      Tell me about PUMAS or PM if you prefer.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Drache
                        Sorry Juggernaut, Magneto already recruited me.
                        Liar!

                        I saw you give prof. X high five the other day after a game of dominos.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Kenpodog
                          Does your group focus on "street fighting", "tournaments", or something else?
                          Refer to the article in the Chinese martial arts section about Master Tu and P@nis kung fu!

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                          • #14
                            so...you DO watch DBZ?!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Tom Yum
                              Refer to the article in the Chinese martial arts section about Master Tu and P@nis kung fu!

                              Now I know why he was sooo COCKY (pun intended)

                              Originally posted by Oreomeister365
                              so...you DO watch DBZ?!
                              Doesn't Everyone!!
                              Vegeta is the man......

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