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Hey, sup everyone. This would be John Chao, everyone's favorite Illinois Commie. I'm through with school and currently working at Motorola, and am the standing champion of the Cubiclympics- very proud of that. Homecoming boy four years in a row and prom king during high school, and still bragging about it! Yeah, I'm a dork, I admit it.
I've been real close to chinese martial arts for most of my life, what with so much of my family closely associated with the chinese military and the old-school monks. I've had my share of real fights, and the only thing better than kicking the crap out of some dip who thinks that just because he's got two or three dozen pounds and a few inches in weight on me is spending some time on mai girls.
I'm also watching over my little brother Will until Ma and Pa Chao decide to come back from Guangzhou, who's currently 14 years old and better with the ladies than I ever was at his age. So he also wants to be using this name for a while, take it easy on him. I admit it's cool to see so many people who know what they're talking about, and I wish all of you luck in becoming even more invincible destroyers than you've already been.
I've been real close to chinese martial arts for most of my life, what with so much of my family closely associated with the chinese military and the old-school monks. I've had my share of real fights, and the only thing better than kicking the crap out of some dip who thinks that just because he's got two or three dozen pounds and a few inches in weight on me is spending some time on mai girls.
I'm also watching over my little brother Will until Ma and Pa Chao decide to come back from Guangzhou, who's currently 14 years old and better with the ladies than I ever was at his age. So he also wants to be using this name for a while, take it easy on him. I admit it's cool to see so many people who know what they're talking about, and I wish all of you luck in becoming even more invincible destroyers than you've already been.
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