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    Why is it Santa Clause who has a black belt in karate is so fat?

    Makes you wonder how hard these traditional asian arts really workout!!!!!!!!!!!!!hhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm.

    Arts like Muay Thai don't have belts guess this explains why they are in such great shape.


    LOL.

    okay so this thread is stupid but what the hell I think it is funny.


    Any comments about black belts?
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  • #2
    You boring twat.

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    • #3
      You are mad

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      • #4
        Hey MTF I do have a comment about belts. Muay Thai does have belts..they say things like "World champion" on them and you get it by KTFOing a lot of guys to get it (don't worry, you'll never have to be burdened by wearing one around). As far as black belts go, I have an idea: why don't you tie a belt around your neck, then tie the other end around a really high tree branch and jump...you boring twat!

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        • #5
          Haw haw haw!

          Make it a sturdy branch.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by SOUTHPAW
            Hey MTF I do have a comment about belts. Muay Thai does have belts..they say things like "World champion" on them and you get it by KTFOing a lot of guys to get it (don't worry, you'll never have to be burdened by wearing one around). As far as black belts go, I have an idea: why don't you tie a belt around your neck, then tie the other end around a really high tree branch and jump...you boring twat!
            Hey moron I know Muay Thai has Champion Belts but those aren't the kind of belts I was talking about. I meant uniform belts.

            Muay Thai doesn't have uniform belts only champion belts.
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            • #7
              I use a belt to hold up my pants...does that count? And he calls me a moron...

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              • #8
                Hey Mods. I think you should have a facility to insert the word words "Warning - this thread contains contributions from MuayThaiFighter. He is such a boring twat that he could well be bad for your health" prior to all his posts.

                Honestly? Good suggestion? I'm only trying to help, honest I am!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by SOUTHPAW
                  I use a belt to hold up my pants...does that count? And he calls me a moron...
                  No it doesn't count.

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                  • #10
                    "Warning - this thread contains contributions from MuayThaiFighter. He is such a boring twat that he could well be bad for your health"

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                    • #11
                      Hey Muay Thai Fighter: Does it really matter about black belts and all of that other associated non-sensical stuff?? The bottom line is this: Can you fight or can't you??
                      I think I'm going to start a new martial art called "F@%*You-Do" and all of my grandmasters can wear black socks...how about that...does that count for something??

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                      • #12
                        MTF,
                        Damn you for putting this in Open Access where I can't get at it. This thread may very well be decreasing my IQ as I read it.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Santa Clause has a black belt

                          Originally posted by MuayThaiFighter
                          Arts like Muay Thai don't have belts guess this explains why they are in such great shape.
                          Dude not all MAs use a belt system. Chinese typically use sashes.

                          Do MT Fighters wear a Gi? No, so why would they wear a belt, as usual a stupid comparrision

                          and hey since GM Clause can find his way to every house in the world in one night, that would definately be a guy I would mess with. But just for posting this you are on his list for both naughty and no so nice......no presents for you so grow-up!!!

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                          • #14
                            On the other hand, why are there so many old kung fu and Karateguys and so little old age MT people?

                            Must also be the belt, must keep the kidneys in the right place

                            Helio and Carlos are of advanced age but stilll very active


                            MT fighters in Thailand do MT because it can generate income for their family, meaning the family doesn't have much money to begin with, not enough to make someone that trains several hours a day fat

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                            • #15
                              Santa

                              May have a black belt, but the poor bastard only gets to empty his sack once a year






                              But when he does he fills yer stockings !

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