Tweet
Well, give him your address then, dip shit.
-
-
Sorry Tom, we are not tied. I have two entries into the contest.
Comment
-
Come on! For a troll nominee, you better have something more clever to say than thatOriginally posted by Tom Yum
CLFR, do you like 80's rock bands?
No wonder Thai Bri is winning overwhelmingly.
Anyway, about 80's rock bands. I don't exactly listen to them much, unless they happen to pop on the radio. I take that back. I own two songs by 80's guys.
1. Men Without Hats- Safety Dance
2. Billy Idol- Dancing with Myself
I gave you an explanation once about my name, but I'll tell the story again. I do understand that it asking for some sort of criticism.
In short, I did a google search on something I no longer remember. I ended up at this forum. I somehow surfed onto a style v. style thread. I read a bunch of really stupid posts about style v style, etc. and as a pun I signed up as "choylifutrocks" and posted a stupid response to a stupid thread. I never planned on continuing to surf the forum, but I was drawn in by some "mysterious" force and I've been hooked ever since.
Now that I've told you my story, how the hell did you end up with a name like Tom Yum? That sounds like something out of a gay porn
If that is your legal last name, sorry I didn't mean any offense.
Comment
-
Gay porn? That's very gay of you. Visit your local Thai Resturaunt and ask for tom yum...bwahahaha! You can't handle Tom Yum!!Originally posted by choylifutrocks
Now that I've told you my story, how the hell did you end up with a name like Tom Yum? That sounds like something out of a gay porn If that is your legal last name, sorry I didn't mean any offense.
Mullets went out in 87
Comment
-
You're right, I can't handle Tom Yum, but Ru Paul canOriginally posted by Tom Yum
...bwahahaha! You can't handle Tom Yum!!
Dude, mullets are timeless. There is no more entertaining a haircut than the mullet
If they send you out dressed in drag with kiwi covering your nipples, I'm gonna hurt you j/kOriginally, and lamely, posted by Tom Yum (a Thai hooker)
Go to your local Thai restauraunt and ask for Tom Yum...
Comment
-
Originally posted by choylifut rox, mullet wearing cross dresser
You're right, I can't handle Tom Yum, but Ru Paul can
Dude, mullets are timeless. There is no more entertaining a haircut than the mullet Except, my mom's mullet. Mom...wife...what's the difference??
If they send you out dressed in drag with kiwi covering your nipples, I'm gonna hurt you. But before I do that, I'm gonna turn over wun a them XXX moonshine jugs and play a tune
Hey Hank Hill, Tom Yum is a Thai soup. NO SOUP FOR YOU!!Comment
-
Sorry Tom, I'll pass on the soup.Originally posted by Tom Yum, CEO of the secret Thai Neverland Ranch and personal ASSistant to Michael Jackson
Hey stud, Tom Yum is a Thai soup. It's made through careful preparation, and an unsurpassed level of TLC. First I store goat semen inside of a carefully carved notch in my anus, then I fart it out into my thai hookers clamwich. After that, I ask my special partner Ru Paul to suck it out with straw and regurgitate it all over my kiwi covered nipples. It is then boiled overnight and served piping hot. It is a favorite with many celebrities such as Elton John, and Richard Simmons. Can I invite you to have some soup?
Comment
-
Originally posted by choylifutrox, fluffer to John C. Holmes
Sorry Tom, I've got to give myself a perm before I meet Cletus for a date tonite. I'll let you know if I git lucky...he's not autistic its just them years of drinkin' antifreeze. Plus I git to practice drunken cock style kung fu. Wanna practice sticky hands?
Comment
-
Advice? Maybe you should post that kind of info on a different forum. I don't think anyone here has good advice for you on the matter. I would also recommend a good psychologist. Good luck at your audition, i think?????Originally Posted by Tom Yum
I guess I can't make my Thai Soup. I'm gonna be late to a movie audition. It's a gay porn called "Tom Yum does Tims Buns". There I hope to take a short trip down a long rod. The script is simple, Timmy helps me find the "inner me". I think it'll be a nice kickstart toward a gay new life in a wonderful new career. Any advice anyone?
Comment
-
If you say your psychologist is good, then I take it you guys have a great client-patient relationship. Thanks for the referralOriginally posted by choylifutrocks
I would also recommend a good psychologist. Good luck at your audition, i think?????
Comment
-
LOL...Good oneOriginally posted by Tom Yum
If you say your psychologist is good, then I take it you guys have a great client -patient relationship. Thanks for the referral
Hey, don't mention the referral. I'm always anxious to help all other's who are "disturbed" such as myself. Dr. Catherine Z. Jones and I do have a very good client-patient relationship. I guess you can say everytime I visit, she causes my brain to "expand". She really get's my blood going. I hope she's as much help to you as she is to myself.
It's nice to be able to talk trash back and forth, and not have anyone take things too seriously. If we all got as pissed off as MTF or Great Sage, this forum would suck. Thank god for people like you Tom Yum
Comment
-
hehe...thanks.
CZJ is prime. Got to crash. Church in the morning.Comment
-
Actually Spankers has three places to be voted for. But the dim nonce reckons that gives him three times the chance of winning. He doesn't realise that it cuts his meagre vote in three.
Sorry, its 3.20 am here, and I'm rambling.......Comment
-
I is Back
well firstly, clearly from reading the above, I am very surprised that Tom Bum Yum didnt get plenty more votes, what a troll
secondly, having been away for a couple of weeks, i have just discovered the upgrade to these boards and it all looks very different, anyway, you will all be so very happy to know that I is back and will be keeping an eye on all of your god awful troll asses
Comment
-
Well seeing you want it so much I gave my vote to you ( I wanted to give it to the n00bs) we have to draw in more people to vote, lets get it to over 90%Originally posted by Thai Bri
Comment
Comment