What The F#*k Can I Do????????!!!!!!!!!1

[eXcessiveForce]

Fanman and Bauer are the same person with the same IP

[adacas]

Fanman and Bauer are the same person with the same IP

maybe they are two different people but are joined at the hip...or brain as that would make more sense because they seem to be sharing it.lol

[eXcessiveForce]

Don't Feed the Trolls

[osopardo]

Fanman and Bauer are the same person with the same IP

And they're arguing with each other... Isn't that a form of psychosis?
Are you suggeting fanman is psychotic?!?

[blade_cs]

Fanman and Bauer Pauer,

Since you guys already know where each other live, you mind that I ask which city you live in, in Canada? I'm just wondering which city in Canada has this sorta thing. hehehe...

HandtoHand, you're right. This is hilarious

[Bauer_Pauer]

I - we - live in Toronto. And that fanman guy (still haven't found out his real name) doesn't park his car in his driveway anymore. Either that or I've got the wrong house, which I'm sure I don't. Fanman, if you're there, I know where you live... you and your Volvo.

[Bauer_Pauer]

By the way, I'm not trolling, but I think fanman is. This whole Olympic Sprinter thing is a joke. But I'm sure he must of being caught by someone keying their car, probably an old lady Civic owner, and they got the shits with him and chased him. Barricading the house? Yeah right. But I KNOW it was him that keyed my car.. there is too much information that fits here just to be a coincidence. He seems to only be trolling about somethings, like the fat anus issue for instance.

[blade_cs]

By the way, I'm not trolling, but I think fanman is. This whole Olympic Sprinter thing is a joke. But I'm sure he must of being caught by someone keying their car, probably an old lady Civic owner, and they got the shits with him and chased him. Barricading the house? Yeah right. But I KNOW it was him that keyed my car.. there is too much information that fits here just to be a coincidence. He seems to only be trolling about somethings, like the fat anus issue for instance.

Yeah.. Fanman seems to be trolling alright. Maybe that was the reason he got banned last time.

Toronto? hehe.. Toronto and Vancouver are known for crimes. Vancouver almost has 1 bank robbery per day (http://www.selfdefenseforums.com/for...?threadid=5901)

[fanman.]

LOL, fanman seams to be a real asshole. Oh well why dont you on the weekend stalk him from his house until you find where he parks his car and key it.

Nah, too bad for that idea. He can't key my car now cause I don't park it in the driveway any more.

[Bauer_Pauer]

I still know where you live. I haven't forgotten you. And who says I can't just wait outside your house in my car, then follow you to wherever you have to go, then just key your stupid Volvo when you leave it?

And thanks for confirming that you don't park it in the driveway any more. For a while I almost thought I had the wrong house. Tell you what, how about I visit you someday? And if you're not home it'll be even better: I might just 'borrow' something in payment for the bill you owe me.

Speaking of which, I have a copy of the bill just for you, so if you were joking about keying my car, tell me now. Because I'm not joking, and if you don't pay the bill it's going to be more than just your anus that's bleeding (and how's that going by the way?).

This isn't a threat: it's just my way of getting the point across, geddit?

[fanman.]

I still know where you live. I haven't forgotten you. And who says I can't just wait outside your house in my car, then follow you to wherever you have to go, then just key your stupid Volvo when you leave it?

And thanks for confirming that you don't park it in the driveway any more. For a while I almost thought I had the wrong house. Tell you what, how about I visit you someday? And if you're not home it'll be even better: I might just 'borrow' something in payment for the bill you owe me.

Speaking of which, I have a copy of the bill just for you, so if you were joking about keying my car, tell me now. Because I'm not joking, and if you don't pay the bill it's going to be more than just your anus that's bleeding (and how's that going by the way?).

This isn't a threat: it's just my way of getting the point across, geddit?

I'll sue you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Anyway, about the big guy. He stopped trying to break into my house, but when I woke up one morning, I found my precious red Volvo keyed all over with a note left on the windscreen. It read: THAT'S NOT ALL!!!
Now I am scared but am training extra hours of kung fu and carry butterfly knives around with me in my backpack.
I'M READY FOR YOU B#@CH!!!!
damn, I hope he didn't see that.

[Bauer_Pauer]

Your stupidity amazes me. I can't believe you're still going on about that Olympic Sprinter-Muay Thai Champ guy... you cannot be serious. When did this apparently happen? Because when you drove past my house 4 days ago (yes, I saw you) your car was fine. I doubt someone would break into your garage just 'key the car all over'.

Also, I've been meaning to tell you this: stop with all the private messages. If you have anything to say to me, say it on this thread. It amuses people.

[thaibxr]

first of all fanman if you keyed that guys car and then ran away you are a major coward and you deserve to get your ass kicked so take it like a man

[Broadsword2004]

Okay, this will make me sound like an idiot maybe, but so be it, but, what exactly does keying somebody's car mean? Do you mean breaking into it and hotwiring the ignition to move it? Also, I thought fanman and this Bauer guy were both the same person (same IP)?

[Bauer_Pauer]

Keying a car is scratching the paintwork with any kind of key. Anyone who practices this art is the lowest form of human being a.k.a. fanman

AND NO WE ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON FOR THE LAST FRIGGIN TIME! If I were fanman I would have forced a fountain pen through my brain by now, believe me.