What The F#*k Can I Do????????!!!!!!!!!1

[Tom Yum]

oh...my...I'm sorry, I thought you were being sarcastic.
why is it that everyone wants everyone else to walk on eggshells these days...???

Some people say racist things out of disgust or ignorance. These instances are pretty obvious.

There are a few who can say things that sound racist, but their intentions are strictly humor and the tone is not serious. Making fun of their own ignorance or making fun of the funny nuances of that particular culture. This is usually someone 'who knows not and knows they know not' or someone 'who knows.'

...did i just loose you

screw it, lets get some soup.

[koto_ryu]

WHAT THE F#*K CAN I DO????????!!!!!!!!!1

Kill yourself before he can kill you, that'll teach him

[Garland]

Some people say racist things out of disgust or ignorance. These instances are pretty obvious.

There are a few who can say things that sound racist, but their intentions are strictly humor and the tone is not serious. Making fun of their own ignorance or making fun of the funny nuances of that particular culture. This is usually someone 'who knows not and knows they know not' or someone 'who knows.'

...did i just loose you

screw it, lets get some soup.

Done and Done!!
If your ever in SLC, give us a try, come on in to da Bangkok Thai.
wow...I didin't intend for that to happen, kinda catchy...maybe a jingle...!

[Karate_kid]

Dont be such a pussy. What? u hang around martial arts forums just to be tough or do u actually do a martial art? If u do a martial art then stop whinging and fight him!

P.s Give me his address and ill go around and kick his ass

[MrPARaNoiD]

knives, flick poles and police battons should be of use to u if u fear for ure life just make sure u use them responcibly then run like all hell and move house

[Tom Yum]

You can't be serious can you dude? Somebody who finds the movie Karate Kid worthy enough to use as his handle is going to kick some ass.

I've got something to use as a handle.....











....its a handle (get yer mind outta da gutter!)

[Karate_kid]

Actually i never liked the movies karate kid. and i dont even study karate anymore so i must get around to changin it

[fanman.]

I finally decided to face him. I found out where he lives. in a shitty little caravan. I bought myself a katana and the plan was go in there a cut his bicep and leave. but did not go according to plan. I think he heard the sound when i keyed his caravan and he knew it was me cause as soon as a kick down the door and run in he shoot me with salt. He then tried to berry my alive in a coffin in the ground but i broke open the coffin with my one inch punch and escaped and ran on home. i locked my door. i know my necksdoor neighbours will look at me all weird cause of it but i am really scared. I don't want to face him but i don't want this to keep going on. what do i do?

[koto_ryu]

I finally decided to face him. I found out where he lives. in a shitty little caravan. I bought myself a katana and the plan was go in there a cut his bicep and leave. but did not go according to plan. I think he heard the sound when i keyed his caravan and he knew it was me cause as soon as a kick down the door and run in he shoot me with salt. He then tried to berry my alive in a coffin in the ground but i broke open the coffin with my one inch punch and escaped and ran on home. i locked my door. i know my necksdoor neighbours will look at me all weird cause of it but i am really scared. I don't want to face him but i don't want this to keep going on. what do i do?

First things first: get a brain transplant for posting such stupid crap, and number two, find a girlfriend that can actually put up with dating a worthless piece of human flesh. Then you're set

[Tom Yum]

I finally decided to face him. I found out where he lives. in a shitty little caravan.

that still doesn't beat the guy that lives in a van down by the river

[fanman.]

First things first: get a brain transplant for posting such stupid crap, and number two, find a girlfriend that can actually put up with dating a worthless piece of human flesh. Then you're set

Check. Now what?

[osopardo]

Alright, Now, let's get started by me giving you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about! First off, I am 45 years old.. I am divorced.. and I live in a van down by the river! Now, you're probably saying to yourself, "Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the world by the tail, and wrap it around and put it in my pocket!!" Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to Jack Squat!!" You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese, and living in a van down by the river! Now, young man, what do you want to do with your life?
Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river when you're...living in a van down by the river!

[fanman.]

what's dianabol?

[Tom Yum]

Alright, Now, let's get started by me giving you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about! First off, I am 45 years old.. I am divorced.. and I live in a van down by the river! Now, you're probably saying to yourself, "Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the world by the tail, and wrap it around and put it in my pocket!!" Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to Jack Squat!!" You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese, and living in a van down by the river! Now, young man, what do you want to do with your life?
Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river when you're...living in a van down by the river!

LMAO!!!! I'm on the floor now...HAHAHA.

CLASSIC!

[Jeremy Lobdell]

take your medicine

I've read this thread a few times and think it's a complete joke. But here comes my .02. First off, you caused the problem by taking a minor irritation and turning it into destruction of private property. Anyone would get pissed off over having their car keyed, but you seem to do it all the time.
And rather than stand up like a man, you ran and hid, then tried to suprise him to commit assult, and got taken by suprise yourself, further escilating a situation you created.
If you really want to know what to do,
1. Find the guy and appologize for acting like a jerk and offer to pay for the damages you created.
2. Take the beating you deserve, if he's inclined to give you one.
3. From now on, whatever your gut reaction is to a particular situation, do the complete opposite