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    What do you know, some one from SDF actually dared to show up. How about that?

    (Yes Spanky, it's really me. I got the email that you sent through SDF.)

    I read that other thread, the one that got locked up. "Springer-esque" indeed!

    Yes, we banned Sharp_Phil from SDF! Actually, I did it personally.

    Why? Because he broke the rules. He was warned three times and after the third warning, when he failed to heed the rules, he was banned.

    HOW SHOCKING!

    Some one broke the rules of a forum and after being warned repeatedly, was banned for it.

    Gosh, that's never happened on any discussion forum before!
    (Gimme a break!)

    Now exactly what happened is no one's business except for SDF Admin and Phil.

    Bri_Thai, or Thai_Bri, or Mai-tai or Jai Lai or whatever he's calling himself on this board doesn't know the facts and has no need to know the facts. Why he's fixating on that I can't imagine.

    But Bri "whatever" fixates on a lot of things.
    I'm rather amazed at the bitterness of the grudge he bears against SDF for having been banned when he worked so very hard to get himself banned.

    No Bri, we didn't go in and delete or change your posts Your words are your own. If you do not wish to have them held up before you and used to expose your, shall we say “instability” at a later date, I suggest you stop committing them to writing.

    Regardless of what you and other SDF Rejects might insist, we do not alter member's posts to make them look bad so that we can ban them. If you haven't figured it out yet, at SDF, "You are full of crap and we don't like you!" is all the reason we need to ban you.

    You, like some of the other SDF Rejects found here, are full of crap and we don’t like you!

    So, we banned you.

    What I find truly disturbing though, is that someone who is supposed to be a cop in Manchester England is still holding such a bitter grudge over such a trivial thing! I mean really now, Brian. It’s been over 13 months since you were banned from SDF and you’re still running around on Internet Forums screaming, hollering, and frothing at the mouth for some sort of “cyber show-down” with Don Rearic?

    Are you completely INSANE?

    It’s an Internet Forum! What kind of psychotic freak wackjob holds a grudge over such a small and trivial thing as being told you are not welcome at one particular forum?

    Do you imagine that I’ve never been banned from a forum before? SURE I have! And when I was banned, did I rant and rail? Did I go around to any other related forum that I could find and tell wild stories of how I was WRONGLY PERSECUTED? No. I left, I deleted the bookmark, I didn’t go back and forgot about it. They didn’t want me there and so I left. Why would I want to stay where I wasn’t wanted?

    But for YOU? Oh no! No, to you, being banned takes on the epic proportions of Saint George against the Dragon! It has to turn into some Homeric struggle of Good (presumably you!) against ULTIMATE EVIL!

    Ahem,
    I guess that would be me.

    Oooookay…

    Get help, Brian. I know people say that a lot in forum discussions as a way to make the other guy look crazy but I really don't have to work at it to make you look crazy, you're doing a fine job of that yourself.

    And you really do need the help!

    Anyway,

    To the Owner, Admin, and Mods of Defend.net I offer…

    My thanks for allowing me the space to reply to the more ridiculous charges…

    My regrets that our first meeting is on less than stellar terms…

    My condolence that so much of the detritus we have swept from the floors of SDF has found it’s way into your home…

    And finally, my assurance that I will not allow SDF Members to carry out deranged vendettas against your site the way your members have been allowed to carry out deranged vendettas against mine.

    Thank you all and good day!

    Sincerely,

    Ken Cook
    Administrator
    SDF

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    Thanks Ken! I had a private bet that I could make one of you wankers turn up! And I won! Haw haw haw! Now, while you're here, what shall we discuss? LET'S HAVE A HEATED DEBATE! HAW HAW HAW!

    How about the rusty sharp implements hidden in Demonic Don's underpants? Should he have 'em? Shouldn't he? Oh yes! You'd better watch it there mate. Next time one of your heated lurrrrrrv sessions gets out of control, don't forget to avoid the trip wires on your way to his flacid delights! Our Don isn't the type to get caught with his trousers up, so he's always ready in case one of his homo erotica masochistic fantasies turns real! I hear he produces his own thunder flashes too, but only after one of his US Marine Corps survival ration cheese burgers. And his very own gelatine? Yeuk. Don't even go there..... Well, don't go there again, Kenny babes.

    Or how about the fact that you ass holes think that training is about hitting a Spar Pro and..... well. That's about it! No physical exercise "because the fight would be over too quick". Yeah right! Tee hee hee! No grappling because "you don't want to be on the floor." Well, you idiot, what if you fall over, or he does and takes you down? Don would demasculate himself anyway. Ouch. No sparring. God no. Not needed. Your killer combatives strikes would put the "BG" out so quick he wouldn't have the time to throw anything back. You delusional little knob.

    How about the fact that you're so terrified of the world you can't leave the house without each and every of your rather mighty orifaces being jammed to the brim with an assortment of firearms, sharp implements and the odd orange? I hear you even wear stockings and suspenders. Not only can you fit in more concealable knives....you also like the softness against your skin. Nice! Ken the Killer Tranny.

    How about you can't actually hold a debate because, deep down, you know that your sick vision of a weapon filled world is not an idea that can be supported - so you hold a forum where everyone has to kiss your mighty fat arse and stroke your ego.... and any attempt at a reasonable debate on the subject results in posts being deleted (yes they do, you li'l olde liar you!), the "offender" being baned, and then the guy slagged off when he can't even defend himself any more? Hardly the actions of people secure in their view, now are they? More like the mentaility of some Nazi shit head burning books. How about that Ken? How about that?

    Or how about a vote on what "SDF" really stands for? Stupid Demented Fuckwhats? That's my guess. It is, after all, a logical conclusion.......

    Well, Kenny Girl, I'm all excited now. I got you here and it made me piss myself laughing. Haw haw haw! Are you going to take me up on my debate? Or are you going to run to your li'l boys and create another thread that the saner members of the world can't contribute to. Nor me.

    Well? Well Kenny Girl?

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    • #3


      Haw haw haw! Follow the link for a sad and desperate attempt to drum up support. The problem is, Kenny Girl, when you've created a haven for sychophantic little knobyarts, you find that they're not much use in a war when you need 'em.

      But bring a few along anyway, little fellah. I'm in the mood for food!

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      • #4
        I'm sorry Brian, You're suffering under the further delusion that I care what you think or even that you think at all.

        But thank you for so elegantly proving my earlier point!

        Goodbye.

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        • #5
          Hand to Hand. It is about freedom.

          Ken. No debate then? I suppose that a tactical withdrawal is very wise for you, under the circumstances. You can't change my posts, and your li'l sychophants aren't here. What chance would you have taking me on. In any level of any activity (except underwear storage).

          Good choice, you small minded bigot.

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          • #6
            Haw Haw Haw!

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            • #7
              Ken! Ken mate! Where have ya gone me ol' bacca chewin' spitoon drinkin' interbred animal humpin' buddy?

              Y'all come back now. Ya Hear?

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              • #8
                lol, humans love to fight and argue and compete dont they?

                Hmmm a war between two forums? Well I do like the freedom here... and I like to be on the winning team (With Thai Bri as our valiant leader, how could we fail?)... so... what next?

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                • #9
                  And you gotta admit, blue forums look a hell of a lot nicer...

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                  • #10
                    lol, humans love to fight and argue and compete dont they? Hmmm a war between two forums? Well I do like the freedom here... and I like to be on the winning team (With Thai Bri as our valiant leader, how could we fail?)... so... what next?
                    pack your bags boys we are going to war!!!

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                    • #11
                      Thai Bri and friends

                      thai bri,
                      your response to ken's original post obviously displays your maturity and willingness to participate in civilized discussion. it's a wonder he didn't take you up on it!

                      ...utterly pathetic.

                      "going to war?"....

                      jesus, get a life. dont you guys have families or jobs?

                      the truth is that thai bri's beloved 'debates' quickly degenerate into elementary name-calling, and thus lack any semblance to a 'debate'. Its no wonder they banned you at SDF (and no doubt countless other forums).

                      in re-reading your post, i also feel that your fixation on homo-erotic anal oriented activity may have scared ken off. can't say i blame him. you seem to have some latent and repressed issues there, as it is such a dominating theme for you.

                      in closing, it is unfortunate that you have not been banned here as well, but i feel that it is only a matter of time. it is tragic that you are allowed the responsibilities of a law enforcement officer, even in manchester. it is equally tragic that some impressionable young enthusiast might actually take your 'advice' in any of these forums. it is far from sound and even further from truth.

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                      • #12
                        ...utterly pathetic.
                        Actually, it's utterly entertaining to see Bri go off like that. The problems only arise when people start taking him seriously.

                        Bitty can, and does have the ability to communicate effectively. But he is also a showman. The show needs some work, but it's no worse than SouthPark.

                        I'm not going to get into it any deeper, but if you look, certain posters contradict themselves on a regular basis. Then they wish to get in the last word and terminate the conversation argumentum ad bacuulum.

                        I think Ken takes himself entirely too seriously whilst I know that Bri Thai doesn't take himself seriously at all. The only way to win an argument with Bitty is to ignore his antics and focus on what he's saying underneath all the garbage.

                        Arguing with Bitty is the proverbial pig, wrestling, mud scenario.

                        If everyone agreed all the time it'd get boring around here.

                        Spanky

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by uncarved
                          thai bri,
                          your response to ken's original post obviously displays your maturity and willingness to participate in civilized discussion. it's a wonder he didn't take you up on it!

                          ...utterly pathetic.

                          "going to war?"....

                          jesus, get a life. dont you guys have families or jobs?

                          the truth is that thai bri's beloved 'debates' quickly degenerate into elementary name-calling, and thus lack any semblance to a 'debate'. Its no wonder they banned you at SDF (and no doubt countless other forums).

                          in re-reading your post, i also feel that your fixation on homo-erotic anal oriented activity may have scared ken off. can't say i blame him. you seem to have some latent and repressed issues there, as it is such a dominating theme for you.

                          in closing, it is unfortunate that you have not been banned here as well, but i feel that it is only a matter of time. it is tragic that you are allowed the responsibilities of a law enforcement officer, even in manchester. it is equally tragic that some impressionable young enthusiast might actually take your 'advice' in any of these forums. it is far from sound and even further from truth.
                          I can see where you're coming from. Try this. Go over and register there, on the SDF. Then try to politely argue a case contrary to Ken's and Demonic Don's. Let us all know how you get on.

                          I'm actually disappointed in Demonic Don. He registered as DR once, and came over to take me on. I beat his rear end up hill and down dale. He hasn't come back but, bizzarrely, is updating the SDF thread that is slagging me off. He's one of those guys who, the further away you go, the tougher he gets.

                          And Spanker is spot on. Those loons are merely entertainment to me. You can push their buttons and watch them play to your tune. I'm only funning wiith 'em.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by uncarved
                            thai bri,
                            in closing, it is unfortunate that you have not been banned here as well, but i feel that it is only a matter of time. it is tragic that you are allowed the responsibilities of a law enforcement officer, even in manchester. it is equally tragic that some impressionable young enthusiast might actually take your 'advice' in any of these forums. it is far from sound and even further from truth.
                            Actualy when he gives serious advice (which has been known to happen), its definately worth listening to... and he can be funny.

                            And I dont have a job so I CAN afford to waste my life in internet wars...

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                            • #15
                              Thank you for your support.

                              Now get a job.

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