do chicks dig martial artists?

[osopardo]

~

I was sitting there on the couch, minding my own business, watching a televised UFC (Tito vs. Randy, I think). My eyes glazed over and my mouth lolling open, half catatonic from the sheer bloodlust, when the wife decides to plop down next to me and "share in my interest". She snuggled up and watched quietly until the round was over. I glanced at her and found her staring at me, shaking her head in wonderment. "I'll never understand you." she says.

"What?"

"How can a sweet, intelligent, gentle man like you actually enjoy watching, much less enjoy doing, such things?"

"Huh "



















she still loves me!

[EmptyneSs]

she still loves me!

is love actually real? does it really exist? i hear about it all the time, but i thought it was just a myth. coldneSs and emptyneSs is all i know of.

[Tom Yum]

is love actually real? does it really exist? i hear about it all the time, but i thought it was just a myth. coldneSs and emptyneSs is all i know of.

Drink a warm cup of coffee...

[osopardo]

he's lonely, not sleepy.
He needs hope, encouragement, a good kick in the pants.

EmptyneSs, how old are you, bro? 'Cause if this is adolescent angst, I gotta tell you, it'll pass. You will find love someday, but not if you get all "Goth" on us and start revelling in the pain. Life's too short to waste any of it on melancholia!

[EmptyneSs]

im 21 man. im not sad or anything, its just that relationships are so hard and always end in a bad way. men and women were made to be with eachother, but sadly there is so much rediculous bs that gets in the way.

[osopardo]

Just be patient and don't play the game. Be real. It'll come. You're still young and you have plenty of time.

I believe there really is somebody out there for each of us. You see examples of it all the time. Some ugly little troll with somebody who loves them completely and is blind to all his flaws... It'll come....

[Tom Yum]

Some ugly little troll with somebody who loves them completely and is blind to all his flaws... It'll come....

Hey, I may be ugly but at 4'11" and 278 lbs of love, I aint little! Oh, and I forgot to mention that I'm extremely lazy (not an ounce of work ethic in me), demonstrate ape-like intelligence (college major:basket weaving, minor:marketing) and inexperienced in every sense of the word....is there someone for this hopeless Tom ?


PS - I'm a pretty good janitor though.

[SOCOMSASGsG9]

hey tom, bill gates is married to the most beautiful women in the world.

although, it helps that he has a budget comperable to that of many european countries.

do you have any rich old uncles that are near to death.................

[SOCOMSASGsG9]

hey man, do worry about it. im 15, and the raging hormonal wreck that i am is still content to not have a g/f.

find things that interest you and focus on them. for me, i like MAs.

a good weapons form is like sex for me.

[Tom Yum]

hey tom, bill gates is married to the most beautiful women in the world.

although, it helps that he has a budget comperable to that of many european countries.

do you have any rich old uncles that are near to death.................

At this moment, I have an un sewn button, a rusty penny and a half-used box of matches from Steak n' Shake.....

....but I've got a great personality ....lol

[SOCOMSASGsG9]

you can do some cool science experiment witht he rusty penny, or use the matches to light some saved up earwax (she doesnt need to know that it came from your ear) and have a romantic dinner.

and trust me (your taking advice on love from a 15 year old. if i were you, id stop reading this post right now)

and trust me, personality counts.

[Thai Bri]

she still loves me!

Will she still love you when she sees those PMs that you and Geneva exchanged?

[Tom Yum]

and trust me, personality counts.

I'm CONVINCED!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the encouragement.

[SOCOMSASGsG9]

lol, anytime tom

[GQchris]

i was wondering if chicks dig guys who are martial artists. i know some do, but i dont know what females in general think about martial artists.

I think it depends on the chic.