do chicks dig martial artists?

[GQchris]

Girls are okay, just don't make them your whole world like a lot idiots do.

[Tom Yum]

Girls are okay, just don't make them your whole world like a lot idiots do.

Remember that falvor flav reality dating show lol

[treelizard]

Really annoying things guys do in MMA/grappling classes (from a woman's perspective). Being aware of these may or may not help you in your quest to date a chick who likes martial artists, but it certainly won't hurt.

Things that might potentially annoy some chicks in your MMA/grappling class:

1. constant non-sequiter pillow talk about wearing g-strings backwards, etc. uhh... we guess it's good that you feel comfortable being the dogs you are around us. heh heh. but we're not gonna call...

2. not wanting to roll with girls, but not having the balls to say it flat out, and instead making up lame excuses about taking breaks or being injured or not being into rolling (as if the ladies you don't want to train with won't notice seconds later that you're rolling with someone else)

3. stopping in the middle of a roll when you're getting or are about to get submitted to do some "coaching"--f'in copout!!

4. doing "coaching" at any time during class when it's your first day. hello?

5. so you're a rock star cagefighter and we're rolling and you are awesome and everything's cool and your training partners are all amazed by how nice you are to not drop all 210 lbs on us and how great of a training partner you are, with great skill and technique and super perceptive, and then you ruin it all by asking each and every girl you train with if they're married, in the middle of the roll and in front of all your buddies, not to mention the other chicks you just used that line on. then you proceed by interrupting their questions on technique with "how old are you? you don't look a day past sixteen. tee hee hee hee hee." you were close, so close!

6. ending every sentence with "woman." example: after being told that your mouthguard may have seen better days, responding with "that's because i use the damn thing, woman." uh...

7. yes, i put on my t-shirt over my rashguard because you're staring at me, but that doesn't mean you need to try to rip it off. t-shirt does not equal gi. loser.

8. "but you almost tapped out, right? i almost got you right? do you feel this? doesn't that hurt? you almost tapped last time too, right? right? right? right?"

9. screaming over the music. hello get a hint they probably put it on to get you to shut up.

10. benching more than you can bench before or after class with loud grunting noises and the worst form imaginable. or maybe that's tied with never washing your clothes...

Okay, had to get that off my chest. I'm done now.

[Guest]

"You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Tree Lizard again"

Thats an awesome post

[Tant01]

Lizard lips

Really annoying things guys do in MMA/grappling classes (from a woman's perspective). Being aware of these may or may not help you in your quest to date a chick who likes martial artists, but it certainly won't hurt.

Things that might potentially annoy some chicks in your MMA/grappling class:

1. constant non-sequiter pillow talk about wearing g-strings backwards, etc. uhh... we guess it's good that you feel comfortable being the dogs you are around us. heh heh. but we're not gonna call...

2. not wanting to roll with girls, but not having the balls to say it flat out, and instead making up lame excuses about taking breaks or being injured or not being into rolling (as if the ladies you don't want to train with won't notice seconds later that you're rolling with someone else)

3. stopping in the middle of a roll when you're getting or are about to get submitted to do some "coaching"--f'in copout!!

4. doing "coaching" at any time during class when it's your first day. hello?

5. so you're a rock star cagefighter and we're rolling and you are awesome and everything's cool and your training partners are all amazed by how nice you are to not drop all 210 lbs on us and how great of a training partner you are, with great skill and technique and super perceptive, and then you ruin it all by asking each and every girl you train with if they're married, in the middle of the roll and in front of all your buddies, not to mention the other chicks you just used that line on. then you proceed by interrupting their questions on technique with "how old are you? you don't look a day past sixteen. tee hee hee hee hee." you were close, so close!

6. ending every sentence with "woman." example: after being told that your mouthguard may have seen better days, responding with "that's because i use the damn thing, woman." uh...

7. yes, i put on my t-shirt over my rashguard because you're staring at me, but that doesn't mean you need to try to rip it off. t-shirt does not equal gi. loser.

8. "but you almost tapped out, right? i almost got you right? do you feel this? doesn't that hurt? you almost tapped last time too, right? right? right? right?"

9. screaming over the music. hello get a hint they probably put it on to get you to shut up.

10. benching more than you can bench before or after class with loud grunting noises and the worst form imaginable. or maybe that's tied with never washing your clothes...

Okay, had to get that off my chest. I'm done now.

When the tree speaks do men actually listen?

That was awesome girl. Thanks for the enlightening words.

[treelizard]

Thanks! All true stories.

[Tom Yum]

LOL! Good stuff

I've never done any of the above things - I don't hit on the chicks in MA classes because I'm there to train. If invited to hang out outside of class, I might think about it.