Blood when I take a crap...

[Tom Yum]

Someone's got a fecal fetish.

PS - is there a sickly, disgusting looking smiley face icon?

[Bjjexpertise@be]

Furthemore, check the toilet. I know it sounds gross, but you can tell a lot about your health by looking in after yourself. Is the water red from blood (which does happen)? Also, look to see if your terds are floating, that tells you that you're eating enough fiber. You can also look for other things floating in there, which could be parasites.

I didn't think I would ever write any of that to anyone.

-Hikage

The water is not red, it's either a) just a line on the crap or b) only when I wipe.
I eat lots of vegetables and fruits and the blood doesn't always come when I crap, just occasionally. Mayhap the problem is from sitting down too much?

Oso- That's just wrong.........

[gregimotis]

Oso- That's just wrong.........

This whole freakin' thread is wrong, and I refuse to contribute to it. (damn)

[osopardo]

... I refuse to contribute to it. (damn)

Ha! you just did!

[osopardo]

Cautionary tale to Hikage and other new fathers

I remember hurrying home from work when my son was just a baby so I could spend a little time with him before he was put to bed.

One evening, as I was holding him on my lap in the living room, my wife brought me my dinner; a heaping plate of mash potatoes with brown gravy and meatloaf. She turned on the tv for me, handed me my plate and said, "Trade ya!"

We fumbled a bit while I handed over the baby and she handed me the plate of food. As she left the room I heard her say to the baby, "Pheww! You need to have your diaper changed!"

I then noticed there was some warm, brown gravy on my hand, which I figured had spilled from my plate when she had handed it to me. I licked the gravy off my hand and too late realized that it wasn't gravy, the baby's diaper had leaked! In the dim evening light of the living room lamp it sure looked like gravy.

[Bjjexpertise@be]

I remember hurrying home from work when my son was just a baby so I could spend a little time with him before he was put to bed.

One evening, as I was holding him on my lap in the living room, my wife brought me my dinner; a heaping plate of mash potatoes with brown gravy and meatloaf. She turned on the tv for me, handed me my plate and said, "Trade ya!"

We fumbled a bit while I handed over the baby and she handed me the plate of food. As she left the room I heard her say to the baby, "Pheww! You need to have your diaper changed!"

I then noticed there was some warm, brown gravy on my hand, which I figured had spilled from my plate when she had handed it to me. I licked the gravy off my hand and too late realized that it wasn't gravy, the baby's diaper had leaked! In the dim evening light of the living room lamp it sure looked like gravy.

LOL I actually laughed out loud that time."

Last year during wrestling season. Our coach had us doing commando crawl variations(no legs allowed and we had to use our fingers to pull ourselves forward without letting our fore arms hit the mat) for 10 minutes. So back and forth the room we went. Until finally one of our mates(We'll call him Joe) was so exhausted that he temporarily lost his grip and fell face first into the mat. "God the mat smells like ****" he says. I figured he was just stalling so he could give his arms a rest.

1 minute later...
Our state champ points at "Joe" and says, " Hey Joe, what's that on your face?"
"Joe" wiped at his face and found a tiny brownish green glop on his finger about the size of a die. Turns out that the wrestlign room was where they take the retarded kids to eat lunch and occasionally they have an 'accident' and don't tell the teacher about it.

[Bjjexpertise@be]

I also forgot to mention that I am having excessive flatulence as well. Could this possibly have anything to do with cancer?

[IPON]

Dude this is been going on for almost a week PLEASE GO TO A DOCTOR NOONE ON THE FORUM CAN HELP YOU!!!!!

If you even suspect CA go to the ER tonight.......this is ridiculus

[Bjjexpertise@be]

I've been asking my mom to make a doctor's appointment but she really hasn't gotten around to doing it. I'm gunna go and bug her some more now.

[jubaji]

I've been asking my mom to make a doctor's appointment but she really hasn't gotten around to doing it. I'm gunna go and bug her some more now.

You march right in there and demand that someone shove their hand up your ass!

[Tom Yum]

You march right in there and demand that someone shove their hand up your ass!

With a fist or an open hand.......gawsh, this thread is entering the twilight zone.

[IPON]

My grandmother survived about 1 & 1/2 month with her colan out before they bothered fixing it, so he'll live.

After posting this message for almost a week, yes of course I understand it is not acute. My point is Bjjexpertise@be is asking medical advice from non practioners. even as a docors it would not be fair to ask for this information nor would the information be accurate. Which is why he would need to go to an actual doctor or just go to the ER for some tests.

[osopardo]

he would need to go to an actual doctor or just go to the ER for some tests.

Naw, he just needs some Tampons.

[Bjjexpertise@be]

Ipon I just figgured that it might be a case of hemmoroids(spelling?) and decided to check with you guys to see how serious it could be before I check with a doc.

And jubaji, the very thought of anal sex scares me. -shudders-

[jubaji]

And jubaji, the very thought of anal sex scares me. -shudders-

Congratulations. You are normal.