How do you chat up women ?

[polegirl]

Here are some lines NOT to use

"Want to F%&k" (yes it has been used)
"How about it?"
"Want a root"
Anything that involves grabbing any part of a woman that you have not been invited to grab - these include the crotch rub dance (where a woman is dancing a guy comes up behind her and rubs his crotch against her), the breast grab or anything like it.

I heard a really good one the other day which involved a guy throwing ice on the ground stamping on it and saying "Now that I have broken the ice my name is....". Very clever.

My advice, just be yourself and be confident, that is a huge turn on.

[Tom Yum]

these include the crotch rub dance (where a woman is dancing a guy comes up behind her and rubs his crotch against her), the breast grab or anything like it.


My advice, just be yourself and be confident, that is a huge turn on.

I have seen the crd dance used effectively, I kid you not. Everything else, I agree with.

[polegirl]

I have seen the crd dance used effectively, I kid you not. Everything else, I agree with.

Was she really really really really really really really REALLY drunk?

[Tom Yum]

Was she really really really really really really really REALLY drunk?

Nope. I can't think of any other reasons why it might have worked.....

[Xebsball]

women are so subjective
thats exaclty why there are so few women scientists
it disgusts me

if i wanna **** why just say "Hey lets ****"
you have to be talking to her a long time and MAYBE if you are lucky by the end of the night you get to finally **** her
otherwise you gonna have to be talking to her a few more days until you finally get a ****
time is money, and prostitutes require so much less time
thats why i think prostitutes are great

oh yeah?
"be confident, be yourself"
there is nothing more confident and more representative of a mens true self then telling a girl "Lets ****"
1) the man is being truth about his intentions
2) the man is being confident

wtf is wrong with you women
you dont like the truth
you love to have us lie to you, thats what you love
what when men tells you youre fat or your old
"Oh my god!! What are you talking to me like this!"
He is being truthful, you stupid ****
Didnt you ask him to be truthful to you, bitch?

[koto_ryu]

NO do not do that. I had a guy comment on my shoes once and my thoughts were not "Who is this guy?" but rather "This guy is gay, only a gay guy would comment on a woman's shoes." It turned out he was not gay but it put a downer on everything.

So, uh, what should we comment on, just out of curiousity? *pulls out a little notebook*

[koto_ryu]

"Want to F%&k" (yes it has been used)

What about "Would you like to procreate to insure the survival of our species?"

"How about it?"

You could always say "How about not" as a good comeback for that one.

"Want a root"

LOL haven't heard that one in years.

I heard a really good one the other day which involved a guy throwing ice on the ground stamping on it and saying "Now that I have broken the ice my name is....". Very clever.

LOL thats actually pretty lame Best thing to do overall? Go over, say hi, and act normally. If they like you, you're in. If they think you're a tool, then hey, at least you don't have to go all that time pretending you're not one.

[koto_ryu]

thats exaclty why there are so few women scientists
it disgusts me

It disgusts you that there aren't that many female scientists?

thats why i think prostitutes are great

^ Doesn't surprise me in the slightest, to be honest.

there is nothing more confident and more representative of a mens true self then telling a girl "Lets ****"

That's more like a move out of desparation than confidence.

what when men tells you youre fat or your old
"Oh my god!! What are you talking to me like this!"
He is being truthful, you stupid ****
Didnt you ask him to be truthful to you, bitch?

And after this, Xebsball gets ignored by me

[GrayGhost]

Screw helping him, he's never even replied to the post we put here.

[Tom Yum]

This thread hasn't just evolved, its mutated...

[oni kaizoku]

[QUOTE=GrayGhost]
Above all don't take dating seriously. Don't take girls seriously. Don't allow women to control your self esteem. Your self worth is not measured by women. If a girl blows you off, so what. Go find another who won't. Dating is a game. A game to be enjoyed. When you take it seriously then you get burn, and hurt and sucidal.

Well said.
As a female, I'd have to say that it's ridiculous to be anxious talking to girls... there are just too many things to strike up a conversation about and if she doesn't want to talk to you, it will be pretty apparent...unless you're completely clueless on reading people. And if she doesn't want to talk, screw it. Remember, we females outnumber you guys- there are plenty of other girls to talk to than someone who's going to blow you off.
In my opinion, most girls aren't worth worrying about...so, like Grey Ghost said- don't take dating too seriously.
And don't use those stupid pickup lines- they're foolish...unless you're just looking to get f**ked by any random bimbo... then they're fine... but if you're looking for someone with intelligence, don't start a conversation with a witless pickup line... we enjoy that as much as we would enjoy swallowing a fist full of thumbtacks...

[Tom Yum]

I've got a pretty good 6 inch thrust. Put my hips into it too.........








but like other kali techniques, reflexes and timing are more important

[Garland]

Here are some lines NOT to use

"Want to F%&k" (yes it has been used)

Ha, amatuers...it's "Hey, nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"

And, for all your naysaying, I've seen it actually WORK.

also there's the ever famous "can I put it in you?"

I couldn't believe it, I actually saw my homeboy score with these lines, and he's a scrawny little junkie.

Moral is, confidence is everything, tact, style, class, and general polite behavior is seldom rewarded in the dating game, which is why I get significantly less play that my boy, who mistreats girls he dates and has them at his beck and call.

Whatever, I refuse to sacrifice my integrity, and continue to be PLAYED by every girl I get involved with, which is WHY I now stick to casual, no strings attatched sex without the emotional baggage of a full blown relationship or the guilt of playing or manipulating girls. I tell them straight up front, no relationships, maybe friends with benefits...and I can tell you this, it is soooo much better than dealing with a head case for months before catching them with someone else, or before they start talking that marraige and commitment crap, or the ever more popular new way to dump people, simply severing all ties and forgetting they exist...damn that one hurts. Happened to me and 3 of my pals within the past 5 months, at least I have company for my misery.
Boo hoo hoo, now I'll go write an emo song about how all of this made me stronger and how sad the state of the world is.

[Tom Yum]

women are so subjective

I have less experience and success with women then most, cause I'm just a kid but...

Yeah, women are subjective. This is what gives every guy a standing chance...lol. Some women like bad boy bartender playas to clean cut career ladder climbers. Some women like guys who are content, yet others go for guys who have potential.

Hint: If you are a bad boy bartending playa, go for the kinds of gals that like bad boy bartending playas.

if i wanna **** why just say "Hey lets ****"
you have to be talking to her a long time and MAYBE if you are lucky by the end of the night you get to finally **** her
otherwise you gonna have to be talking to her a few more days until you finally get a ****
time is money, and prostitutes require so much less time
thats why i think prostitutes are great

Kelly Bundy from Married with Children said something powerfully true about women to her desperate brother, Bud:

"Bud, if a women wants to go to bed with you she's gonna know it right away"

If you are talking longer than necessary, you've moved from 'dating' to 'friend' to 'nice guy I met' to 'annoyance' in one single step...lol.

Sometimes its better just to be the nice guy, get rejected and move on.

[Tom Yum]

I couldn't believe it, I actually saw my homeboy score with these lines, and he's a scrawny little junkie.

Moral is, confidence is everything, tact, style, class, and general polite behavior is seldom rewarded in the dating game, which is why I get significantly less play that my boy, who mistreats girls he dates and has them at his beck and call.

Getting the hook-up has everything to do with confidence, tact, style and sometimes class. Tact and style can't be fudged. Smart women can sniff out real confidence. They can also tell if tact and style were bought or earned. Remember that tango scene with Al Pacino on Scent of a Woman?

What kind of women are you approaching?

What are the chances that Al was just payin' for classes at bob's school of dance so he could get some...lol. The man really has it in him. Another fine example of how sometimes what's inside counts, as long as the outside is ok

Big difference between confidence and ego, though and ego is probably where we loose our chances.

Again I don't really know much about any of this. Just stuff other people told me.