How do you chat up women ?

[polegirl]

Polegirl,

P.S. So you want an honest to goodness relationship? Pure and naked honesty? I commend you. I've looked for it and have never found it yet (please don't give the remark I know you could). 99.9% people can't handle it. But if you are then I say good for you. Just don't expect everyone else to be ready for it, nor do they really want it. But if you're ever in CA, look me up, I'd love to have a honest relationship for once.

Thanks GreyGhost I appreciate your honesty!

[polegirl]

What do they need men for?

1. A hug when we feel down and worried (men have the BEST arms that can make a woman feel really really safe...god that is the best feeling).
2. A kiss
3. Sex
4. A shoulder to cry on
5. Sex
6. Someone to talk to
7. Did I mention sex??? (okay technically a plastic toy could work but it is not the same!!!)
8. Companionship
9. Someone to laugh with
10. Someone to be with

A shoe or a handbag cannot give me ANY of those things (well maybe if I was really really weird!!!!!! )

[cakegirl]

Don't forget:

11. Someone to kill spiders (a valid and important duty here in Australia)
12. Sex
13. Someone to lift heavy stuff
14. Sex
15. Someone to get stuff off the top shelf
16. Sex.

Did someone say sex?

[polegirl]

Don't forget:

11. Someone to kill spiders (a valid and important duty here in Australia)
12. Sex
13. Someone to lift heavy stuff
14. Sex
15. Someone to get stuff off the top shelf
16. Sex.

Did someone say sex?

17.Oh and someone to kill cockroaches (the cockroaches here are HUGE)!!!! God I hate those.
18. Oh and someone to fix stuff (in a white t-shirt - no sleeves and shorts...yum).
19. Oh and someone to kiss your neck (yep love that, oh so much..Just went to my happy place!!! )
20. And we are back to the sex thing.

[cakegirl]

21. Someone to take the trash out
22. Sex
23. Someone to look intimidating when you're out at night and have to go past the "junkie" part of town or when a creepy guy has the hots for you
24. Sex

[polegirl]

25. Someone to dance with so the creepy guy will stop trying to feel your ass
26. Sex
27. Someone to help make the creepy guy go away
28. Sex
29. Someone to give you a really cute smile and a wink when all is serious so you feel like laughing outloud (but that would be inappropriate).
30. Sex

[Garland]

31. someone to hold your drug filled purse when the cops pull you over.
32. someone to hold your hair back when you drink too much.
33. someone to play sadistic mind games with. (misery loves company.)
34. someone to cover your petty debts.
35. someone to place the blame on when shit turns south.

.....

[Tom Yum]

25. Someone to dance with so the creepy guy will stop trying to feel your ass

26. Women need something to ride....in the mornings.........






so you can get to work on time, not too late and still be in a good mood !

[Garland]

36. a place to stay
37. a shoulder to cry on, when you'd coldly turn yours.
38. someone to emotionally blackmail when you want something.
39. a body to be close to when everyone else in your life calls you on your crap.
40. somebody who won't judge you're sordid past.
41. somebody to go through a AIDs scare with.
42. somebody to call and say you love, when you really just want a place to crash.
43. somebody who doesn't judge your heroin addiction.
44. somebody to forget about, and ditch without a word.

****, That felt therapuetic....

[polegirl]

26. Women need something to ride....in the mornings.........






so you can get to work on time, not too late and still be in a good mood !

Tom, you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO right!

[polegirl]

36. a place to stay
37. a shoulder to cry on, when you'd coldly turn yours.
38. someone to emotionally blackmail when you want something.
39. a body to be close to when everyone else in your life calls you on your crap.
40. somebody who won't judge you're sordid past.
41. somebody to go through a AIDs scare with.
42. somebody to call and say you love, when you really just want a place to crash.
43. somebody who doesn't judge your heroin addiction.
44. somebody to forget about, and ditch without a word.

****, That felt therapuetic....

Wow you have been really burnt.

[Tom Yum]

Tom, you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO right!

Thanks....





I'm a huge fan of modern transport and carry Chilton/Haines for several car models. Replacing all of the belts takes too long to do on your own unless you are an auto-maniac or have the weekend, so its best to bring it into a trusty mechanic.

Cleaning n' replacing filters, oil changes, battery maintenance and break pads can be done within 1-2 hours. Electrical work is another story as is environmental reg stuff.


Safe Riding !!

[polegirl]

Safe Riding !!

Always

[cakegirl]

Chilton/Haines?

Cake?

[Tom Yum]

Chilton/Haines?

Cake?

mmmm....cake

Chilton is a series of catalogs that show detailed drawings of car systems and parts; they can teach you how to fix a lot of problems with your car.



mmmmmm.....cake