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Now im not the most experienced or best martial artist here by a long way but i could at least spot this guy.
He was stood chatting up a girl, so i wondered over cos i was working with her, and he propmtly threatened me. Beats me why, I have a girlfriend, and my co worker has a boyfriend at work, so im not exactly out to "steal his bird" or some stuff.
I reply, saying that wouldnt be a good idea etc, and he said - Oh yeah/ Im a brown belt in ju-jitsu, i do karate and boxing. Now this guy was pretty convincing, and hes in OK shape, so i think, maybe.
So i test him, and ask him what he did for his belt test. He says he did 2o angles of punches, so i said, do some shadow boxing and show them to me (I dont do ju jutsu so i figgered id have to see them) and the guy turned to face me (yeah thats shadow boxing) , and waved hs hands in what looked like about three punches. I said, where are the other 17 then, he said "I Cant rememberm i did it three years ago" This was the first solid bull i found. Then i asked him how high he could kick. He stuicks his arm out, and i ask him to demonstrate, he cant kick higha t all. I ask why? Groin injury - Second bullshit. Then he realised that i knew he was bullshitting and started to talk about what a great streetfighter he was. And how he liked to stamp on peoples heads. I had to walk away before i fell apart and laughed hysterically.
Still, i left - just so the buffon wouldnt need to vindicate his honour by attacking me. And i heard him talking to my co-worker about how he liked to kick people when they were down. She was trying not to laugh.
This is just one example of MA bullshit i found. I wonder how much more there is.
He was stood chatting up a girl, so i wondered over cos i was working with her, and he propmtly threatened me. Beats me why, I have a girlfriend, and my co worker has a boyfriend at work, so im not exactly out to "steal his bird" or some stuff.
I reply, saying that wouldnt be a good idea etc, and he said - Oh yeah/ Im a brown belt in ju-jitsu, i do karate and boxing. Now this guy was pretty convincing, and hes in OK shape, so i think, maybe.
So i test him, and ask him what he did for his belt test. He says he did 2o angles of punches, so i said, do some shadow boxing and show them to me (I dont do ju jutsu so i figgered id have to see them) and the guy turned to face me (yeah thats shadow boxing) , and waved hs hands in what looked like about three punches. I said, where are the other 17 then, he said "I Cant rememberm i did it three years ago" This was the first solid bull i found. Then i asked him how high he could kick. He stuicks his arm out, and i ask him to demonstrate, he cant kick higha t all. I ask why? Groin injury - Second bullshit. Then he realised that i knew he was bullshitting and started to talk about what a great streetfighter he was. And how he liked to stamp on peoples heads. I had to walk away before i fell apart and laughed hysterically.
Still, i left - just so the buffon wouldnt need to vindicate his honour by attacking me. And i heard him talking to my co-worker about how he liked to kick people when they were down. She was trying not to laugh.
This is just one example of MA bullshit i found. I wonder how much more there is.
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