any suggestions?

[fanman.]

These two black dudes (no racism intended) moved in nextdoor to me about three days ago. The day they moved in wanntd to greet them so i wnet to their house. I heard some loud rap music pumpin so i assumed they were home. Theres no doorbell on that house so i knockd on the door. NO ANSWER!!!!1 so i knocked and i knocked and i knocked again. after waiting a long time i went bACK home. as soon as a got home, my doorbell rang. I went to open the dooer but knowone was ther. 5minutes later, the same thing happened. the next time it happened, i din't bother opening the door. I got no proof that its them black guys, but i think it is.

Also, I like practising my kung fu in the back yard. usually i like to put my peaceful oriental music on while a practise mye forms, but them black guys always have rap music pumpin' real loud. And whenever i go out into the backyard now, they come out n lean on the fence and watch me while they drink beer and smoke stuff. the first time this happened, they said nothin, they just watchd n laughed. I said hi but they just frownd and looked at me like im filth. when they finish their cans of beer, they chuck them at me while im practising my forms. They say, "dodge this, karate boy!!!!!!1" they yell all sorts of obscenities at me. they have their friends and girlfriends a lot of the time and they watch as well. I JUST WANNA TRAIN IN PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I don't like all thsi sh!+, but I wanna resolve this without fighting, if possible, because they are my neighbours and they will always be there and they are all big dudes and they got big friends who thye might get to bash me. My office buddy's cant do the job.

Any suggestions????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Tom Yum]

suggestions

1. Don't wear any clothes that reveal your man boobs. Wear a bro.
2. Don't leave your "chocolate-stained" underwear out to dry.
3. Eat more fiber (see no.2)
4. Bottles partially filled with water or moonshine do not count as instruments.
5. Deep fried snickers bars + 3am kung-fu flicks = weird dreams.
6. Anti-freeze does not enhance flavor of mixed drinks...

[fanman.]

A bro, eh? I thought that was just somthning they mad up on Sienfield.

Anyway's, they went to far yesterday. The two black guys were throwing a party, and they were all leaning on the fence watching mee practiss Cung Fu. they were all smoking and then on the count of three they all threww their lighted cigarretes onto the grass in my yard. SH!T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1, i screemed! I had to work really fast and stomp the ground to put it out, and they were all laughing at me and takin videos of me with there cellular telephones. One of the guys who owns the housse, he say to me , 'com ere, karate boy'. i wlked up to him all confident, and ready too fight. butt he jst got his celullar telephone and took a photograph of my face.

With the cigarettes, and the rap music pumpin 24/7, and the fotogrpahs, I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please please, PLEASE help me get a solution outta this problem!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sensei Saki]

Are you Canadian?
Are you telling the truth?Is this a "yes or no" question?
Tell me a story.Who told you that?When were they?
Oh, you are a poet.
We have never talked about it before.One what?Why?One what?Interesting gossip:
said wlked up to him all confident and ready too fight.Where did butt he jst got his celullar telephone and take a photograph of his or her face?That sounds like a plan.Wow you are very polite.

Thank you for your request.

Thank you for your request.

Can you ask for help in the form of a question?

[fanman.]

Sensei Saki, your incessant rambling and bouncing has not helped , but it did lead me to think of somethin . i will get FIRECRACKERS and blow up thier mail box!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I can't talk now about my viscuous plan, but i''l tell all later. I can here some banging noise outside and i gotta go chekc it out.

[jubaji]

Kid, stop making up stupid stories and go do your homework.

[PFC_Kurtz_John]

These two black dudes (no racism intended) moved in nextdoor to me about three days ago. The day they moved in wanntd to greet them so i wnet to their house. I heard some loud rap music pumpin so i assumed they were home. Theres no doorbell on that house so i knockd on the door. NO ANSWER!!!!1 so i knocked and i knocked and i knocked again. after waiting a long time i went bACK home. as soon as a got home, my doorbell rang. I went to open the dooer but knowone was ther. 5minutes later, the same thing happened. the next time it happened, i din't bother opening the door. I got no proof that its them black guys, but i think it is.

Also, I like practising my kung fu in the back yard. usually i like to put my peaceful oriental music on while a practise mye forms, but them black guys always have rap music pumpin' real loud. And whenever i go out into the backyard now, they come out n lean on the fence and watch me while they drink beer and smoke stuff. the first time this happened, they said nothin, they just watchd n laughed. I said hi but they just frownd and looked at me like im filth. when they finish their cans of beer, they chuck them at me while im practising my forms. They say, "dodge this, karate boy!!!!!!1" they yell all sorts of obscenities at me. they have their friends and girlfriends a lot of the time and they watch as well. I JUST WANNA TRAIN IN PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I don't like all thsi sh!+, but I wanna resolve this without fighting, if possible, because they are my neighbours and they will always be there and they are all big dudes and they got big friends who thye might get to bash me. My office buddy's cant do the job.

Any suggestions????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Kick the living **** outa them till the shut the **** up -.- i hate fucking inconsiderate ****s like that

[Tant01]

Funny Troll needs police to tell him about RESTRAINING ORDERS!


Lets keep it Real?

[BoarSpear]

bust out your sword...go back to practice...if they continue to give you shit...flip out like a ninja on 'em Get a BIG dog... play really loud country music...remember EVERYONE knows its crazy white boys who flip out and kill people....how many non white serial killers are there? rent house of a thousand corpses, and texas chainsaw massacre...decorate the house and yard accordingly

got any guns? clean them...outside

[Tom Yum]

got any guns? clean them...outside

Hell yeah!!!!!

[OmaPlata]

If you clean the guns out there, theyll come steal em. Man up and go fight one of em. Challenge one of them. I did it in high school. with the east side piru ganstas, picked the running back on the football team, then i got beat down, and they were all my friends after that lolllolololol
theyre just fucking you dude, but if they throw shit at you go throw it back, theyre gunna keep messing with ya if you dont stand up for yourself. dont be a dick about it , well you might just want to move, no blacks except some Charger and Padres players live near me so theyre cool

[shaolin-warrior]

These two black dudes (no racism intended) moved in nextdoor to me about three days ago. The day they moved in wanntd to greet them so i wnet to their house. I heard some loud rap music pumpin so i assumed they were home. Theres no doorbell on that house so i knockd on the door. NO ANSWER!!!!1 so i knocked and i knocked and i knocked again. after waiting a long time i went bACK home. as soon as a got home, my doorbell rang. I went to open the dooer but knowone was ther. 5minutes later, the same thing happened. the next time it happened, i din't bother opening the door. I got no proof that its them black guys, but i think it is.

Also, I like practising my kung fu in the back yard. usually i like to put my peaceful oriental music on while a practise mye forms, but them black guys always have rap music pumpin' real loud. And whenever i go out into the backyard now, they come out n lean on the fence and watch me while they drink beer and smoke stuff. the first time this happened, they said nothin, they just watchd n laughed. I said hi but they just frownd and looked at me like im filth. when they finish their cans of beer, they chuck them at me while im practising my forms. They say, "dodge this, karate boy!!!!!!1" they yell all sorts of obscenities at me. they have their friends and girlfriends a lot of the time and they watch as well. I JUST WANNA TRAIN IN PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I don't like all thsi sh!+, but I wanna resolve this without fighting, if possible, because they are my neighbours and they will always be there and they are all big dudes and they got big friends who thye might get to bash me. My office buddy's cant do the job.

Any suggestions????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Practice elsewhere, or when they throw cans, catch them with chop sticks. If that dosent work, break out the poke' ball and unleash the power of pickachu. But all kidding aside, try my first suggestion. PRACTICE ELSEWHERE OR FIGHT!!!

[aseepish]

Kid, stop making up stupid stories and go do your homework.

Yeah! Everyone knows there aren't any black people in Canada!

[aseepish]

Kidding!!!

[aseepish]

got any guns? clean them...outside

Everyone knows there aren't any guns in Canada either!