look at me in jacket it has my name on it,,my real name on it

[nutter]

I've been doing a lot of .... praying lately and this has helped me collect my thoughts ......

and you is trying to sound rational mate?

[Garland]

The term "idiot savant" comes to mind when thinking of Nutter.

Nope...and I caught the "halfway" bit...but, no...Just "IDIOT" is the better descriptor...as a few other words...a word for nutter...hmmmm...cockgobbler, anal agitator...poster child for abortion all come to mind...but not savant.

Seriously, somebody should find a way to kick him back into his mothers womb.

[Oreomeister365]

mate?

When I take something out of context, I can make things seem different. Here we see nutter attempting to mate over the internet.

This letter may seem a bit long but Nutter's bumptious protests cannot be adequately described in less than a long essay. Before I launch into my rant, permit me the prelude caveat that Nutter deeply believes that we should all bear the brunt of his actions. Meanwhile, back on Earth, the truth is very simple: Nutter seems to assume that he commands an army of robots that live in the hollow center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like shaking things up a bit on the surface. This is an assumption of the worst kind because when I say that he has a near-legendary lack of common sense, decency, and manners, this does not, I repeat, does not mean that he's merely trying to make this world a better place in which to live. This is a common fallacy held by nugatory delinquents. Here's an eye-opener for you: I am reminded of the quote, "His incessant jactancy is really getting on my nerves." This comment is not as batty as it seems because what really irks me is that Nutter has presented us with a Hobson's choice. Either we let him create an atmosphere that may temporarily energize or exhilarate, but which, at the same time, will pose the gravest of human threats or he'll scupper my initiative to arraign him at the tribunal of public opinion. Help me embark on a new path towards change. Join your hands with mine in this, the greatest cause of our time.

[osopardo]

i am mat blake the real matbla there is no other matbla but me

I have a few points of contention with Mr. Matt 'Badass" Blake. For complete details, I refer you to my forthcoming book on the subject. I shall here mention only a few random items that may be new or especially interesting to you. For instance, Mr. Blake can get away with lies (e.g., that revisionism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions) because the average person cannot imagine anyone lying so brazenly. Not one person in a hundred will actually check out the facts for himself and discover that Mr. Blake is lying.

When asked to mend his ways, Mr. Blake will give people a wink and a smile, but when the wheels begin to turn, it's business as usual. The world today seems to be going crazy. How much more illumination does that fact need before Mr. Blake can grasp it? Assuming the answer is "a substantial amount", let me point out that the long-term consequences of Mr. Blake's tactics are rarely examined, let alone subjected to scientific scrutiny. Of course, this sounds simple, but in reality, the real issue is simple: We must hold not only him, but also his spokesmen, accountable for their sinful expedients. Even though he has aired his disapproval of being criticized, I still think that on the issue of vandalism, Mr. Blake is wrong again. Sure, some delirious, pernicious mythomaniacs are hopelessly two-faced. But those of us who are too lazy or disinterested to hammer out solutions on the anvil of discourse have no right to complain when he and his adherents spam the Internet with unsolicited macabre e-mail.

Mr. Blake seeks scapegoats for his own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target he can find, that is, tyrannical, meddlesome chuckleheads. He parrots whatever ideas are fashionable at the moment. When the fashions change, his ideas will change instantly, like a weathercock. In many ways, if you think about it you'll see that Mr. Blake's scabrous orations are merely a distraction. They're just something to generate more op-ed pieces, more news conferences for media talking heads, and more punditry from people like me. Meanwhile, Mr. Blake's factotums are continuing their quiet work of advancing Mr. Blake's real goal, which is to destroy our youths' ability to relax, reflect, study, and meditate.

If Mr. Blake is going to talk about higher standards, then he needs to live by those higher standards. I certainly feel that he has insulted everyone with even the slightest moral commitment. Mr. Blake obviously has none, or he wouldn't erode constitutional principles that have shaped our society and remain at the core of our freedom and liberty. He is not just loquacious. He is unbelievably, astronomically loquacious.

Mr. Blake is currently limited to shrieking and spitting when he's confronted with inconvenient facts. By the next full moon, however, Mr. Blake is likely to switch to some sort of "transmogrify society's petty gripes and irrational fears into 'issues' to be catered to" approach to draw our attention away from such facts. Developing a policy of inclusion will not be easy, because he has never gotten ahead because of his hard work or innovative ideas. Rather, all of his successes are due to kickbacks, bribes, black market double-dealing, outright thuggery, and unsavory political intrigue. Mr. Blake has nothing but contempt for you, and you don't even know it. That's why I feel obligated to inform you that the best thing about him is the way that he encourages us to carry out the famous French admonition, écrasez l'infâme!, against his invectives. No, wait; Mr. Blake doesn't encourage that. On the contrary, he discourages us from admitting that obscene dunces are born, not made. That dictum is as unimpeachable as the "poeta nascitur, non fit" that it echoes and as irreproachable as the brocard that a great many of us don't want Mr. Blake to manipulate the public like a puppet dangling from strings. But we feel a prodigious societal pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to his craven lamentations. In a similar vein, people tell me that inherent in our legal construction of fanaticism is the notion that a day of reckoning is coming, and Mr. Blake will be called to account. And the people who tell me this are correct, of course. Although this has been overlooked or ignored by the established scientific community, he is extremely filthy. In fact, let's see what my Filthy-O-Meter has to say about Mr. Blake. Whoa! The needle is off the scale! It's a good thing I checked, because the hour is late indeed. Fortunately, it's not yet too late to embark on a new path towards change.

Just to add a little more perspective, if my own experience has taught me anything, it's that there are some basic biological realities of the world in which we live. These realities are doubtless regrettable, but they are unalterable. If Mr. Blake finds them intolerable and unthinkable, the only thing that I can suggest is that he try to flag down a flying saucer and take passage for some other solar system, possibly one in which the residents are oblivious to the fact that I enjoy the great diversity of humankind, in our food, our dress, our music, our literature, and our forms of spiritual expression. What I don't enjoy are Mr. Blake's coldhearted, unscrupulous machinations which yield this country to the forces of darkness, oppression, and tyranny. Stripping from the term "tetraiodophenolphthalein" the negative connotations it evokes, I will try to mention a bit about bestial, illiberal nudniks such as Mr. Blake. Why does he want to make mountains out of molehills? Psychologists might suggest that his greed will be his undoing. Counselors might contend that thanks to Mr. Blake, what I call paltry, diabolic personæ non gratæ can now freely muzzle Mr. Blake's critics. Sociologists might point out that we might be able to explain away many of his morbid calumnies as being merely the effect of bad drugs. I, not being one of the many mudslinging, profligate morons of this world, agree with the above assessments, but I don't need to tell you that the cry of "bigot" is raised mostly by bigots. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that Mr. Blake is trying to perpetuate harmful stereotypes. His mission? To twist the truth.

Why does Mr. Blake want to convert lush forests into arid deserts? Because he is morally debased and has no convictions of right or wrong. That's not the only reason, of course, but I'll get to the other reasons later. Why is he really so wild? Is it because no one -- except Mr. Blake, so high on his own hallucinations that he believes them to be real -- can seriously believe that he is forward-looking, open-minded, and creative? Or because he uses language that would make a sailor blush? In classic sophist fashion, I ask another question in reply: Whatever happened to good sportsmanship? I could give you the answer now, but it would be more productive for me first to inform you that once people obtain the critical skills that enable them to think and reflect and speculate independently, they'll realize that if we let Mr. Blake play the blame game, all we'll have to look forward to in the future is a public realm devoid of culture and a narrow and routinized professional life untouched by the highest creations of civilization.

Mr. Blake recently stated that our elected officials should be available for purchase by special-interest groups. He said that with a straight face, without even cracking a smile or suppressing a giggle. He said it as if he meant it. That's scary, because his metanarratives are destructive. They're morally destructive, socially destructive -- even intellectually destructive. And, as if that weren't enough, I have a message for him. My message is that, for the good of us all, he should never keep us perennially behind the eight ball. He should never even try to do such a devious thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by "never", I don't mean "maybe", "sometimes", or "it depends". I mean only that Mr. Blake's eccentricity is surpassed only by his vanity. And his vanity is surpassed only by his empty theorizing. (Remember his theory that he is a martyr for freedom and a victim of academicism?) I didn't want to talk about this. I really didn't. But Mr. Blake wants us to emulate the White Queen from Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass, who strives to believe "as many as six impossible things before breakfast". Then again, even the White Queen would have trouble believing that character development is not a matter of "strength through adversity" but rather, "entitlement through victimization". I prefer to believe things that my experience tells me are true, such as that we must work together to treat the disease, not the symptoms. What can you do to help? For starters, you might want to establish a supportive -- rather than an intimidating -- atmosphere for offering public comment. I personally derive great satisfaction in doing that sort of thing because Mr. Blake shouldn't expose and neutralize his enemies rather than sit at the same table and negotiate. That's just plain common sense. Of course, the people who appreciate his belief systems are those who eagerly root up common sense, prominently hold it out, and decry it as poison with astonishing alacrity.

Mr. Blake claims that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. I feel that the absurdities within that claim speak for themselves, although I should add that if we contradict Mr. Blake, we are labelled shiftless televangelists. If we capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms. It may seem to many people, maybe even the majority, that his thesis is that newspapers should report only on items he agrees with. That's entirely contemptuous, you say? Good; that means you're finally catching on. The next step is to observe that Mr. Blake's screeds have caused widespread social alienation, and from this alienation a thousand social pathologies have sprung. I want to see all of us working together to ratchet up our level of understanding. Yes, this is an idealistic approach to actualizing our restorative goals. Nevertheless, you should realize that I can't follow Mr. Blake's pretzel logic. I do, however, know that no matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how his fulminations are often disregarded merely as maledicent and are consequently not treated as the serious assaults on liberty and freedom that they sincerely are. That's the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also compare, contrast, and identify the connections among different kinds of indelicate authoritarianism. Mr. Blake says it is within his legal right to create a callow world of guilt and shame. Whether or not he indeed has such a right, Mr. Blake may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I consider him to be a weapon of mass destruction himself.

In order to understand the motivation behind Mr. Blake's activities, it is important first to fight to the end for our ideas and ideals. We must take a proactive, rather than a reactive, stance. By "we", I mean all the hundreds of thousands who fundamentally long for the same thing, without, as individuals, finding the words to describe outwardly what they inwardly visualize. I could be wrong about any or all of this, but at the moment, the above fits what I know of history, people, and current conditions. If anyone sees anything wrong or has some new facts or theories on this, I'd love to hear about them.

[osopardo]

love it!

[matbla]

i got a roly blue jacket i do not like the color
and what is the fun with me ?
cut it out
frommatt blake

[osopardo]

isn't roly exactly what poly should wear?

[mysteryninja]

hey mat, what happened to the other satin (nylon) jackets that you had?

[matbla]

what other satin jacket do you mean? from matt blake
by the way there not satin there nylon satin and i hate nylon satin i want heavy satin jacket so please leave me a lone and answer the right way
i am not matt blake bad ass or a retard or any thing like that i am learning dsisabled so stop make someone out to be what there not
you board yes this board is not nice you rude and make people upset and make them leave you the rudiest board i been on so stop talking bad about people and then the board should get back to normal o.k i got this for christmas and love it and want a black one o.k please do not fun of it but i am looking for a black one in 3xl they do not have in stock i am not trolling i just want what i want o.k
from matt blake

[elliotNess]

ROTFLMAO...............this place is getting crazy. ha ha ha

[mysteryninja]

the other satin jacket

Mat,

I wasnt making fun of you. A while back you were posting on Tung fu. You were still talking about wanting a satin jacket. Someone from the board sent you two jackets, a red one and a blue one. You posted pic's of yourself. I probably still have those pics somewhere on my computer.

Anyway, you've been searching for satin jackets for about 5 years now. It doesn't sound like you've gotten very far in your search.

[gregimotis]

Oh no you don't

[Memnoch1207]

HAHA...this is hilarious, I haven't been here in a couple of months and this thread is still going on! Hey Matt Blake, since you like posting pics of yourself, go outside and take a picture of yourself in the front of your house...just to prove you are who you say you are...

Must...keep...thread...going...at least for another couple of months!

[matbla]

the jacket that you mention is red and one is blue there
nylon not satin i sorry
i would have had one if someone would help me get one
all you do is laugh at peoples topics here
i lookinfor a satin heavy weight jacket 3xl no lettering and navy blue or black
i sorry to ask it
but you seem to thank every thing i post is just joking and i do not mean what i say your ...wrong here i mean it
i am looking for jacket not a joke like you are and the way you stupidedly post joking about it
i was looking for the jacket yes it has been 5 years but you hve not
helped me i do not want nylon jackets a heavy satin jacket navy blue or maybe black in 3xl from matt blake get it right i hate joking it
is not a joke to want real help on this stupided board you all are a jok...
sorry for tell you that from matt blake (matbla) there is no other matbla
i do not want any one to post joking about it again o.k joke to your self not me any more your a joke!!!

[elliotNess]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha too damn funny!!!!