pickup lines

[slimdog]

i got smack for asking a girl if she wanted to split a baby with me or at least try to, i guess i nead better ones.

[slayer31]

"how much does a polar bear weight...??? enough to break the ice. hi. im slayer." you bet your balls its worked.

[aseepish]

i got smack for asking a girl if she wanted to split a baby with me or at least try to, i guess i nead better ones.

Maybe she thought you wanted to eat it.

[Bjjexpertise@be]

Walk up to her and say "So a baby seal walks into a club..."

[Troll Virus]

i got smack for asking a girl if she wanted to split a baby with me or at least try to, i guess i nead better ones.

"You don't sweat much for a fat girl" usually works pretty well.

[treelizard]

I can tell you which ones I've smacked people for but not sure if that would help.

[Tant01]

Ever knee a groin?

I can tell you which ones I've smacked people for but not sure if that would help.

Do tell?

I haven't been slapped in ages.

[treelizard]

This week I got "Have you ever done it in an RV?" which was slap-worthy. The other one I got was "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" That one was amusing. The third isn't worth repeating, it was boring and my response was "You'll have to do a lot better than that..."

Where do guys come up with these, is what I want to know.

[osopardo]

...Where do guys come up with these, is what I want to know.

Talking to each other, unfortunately...

[osopardo]

case in point; me teaching c0bra how to pick up Asian Grrrl...

http://www.defend.net/deluxeforums/showthread.php?p=93899#post93899

hey, I miss that kid! Glad he went on to get a life.

[osopardo]

Old School Latino Style

Excuse me, I was wondering if you'd tell me if you're in love; currently, I mean... because I could never bring myself to take away something so precious from another man.






Ladies, feel free to swoon.

[Tom Yum]

As the resident looser who gets slapped or sends women running the other direction due to his unfortunate appearance, I can say one liners rarely work...if you can catch 'em with a little irony or sarcasm timed right backed with just enough enthusiasm, it will work and you won't remember exactly what it was that you said (since it wasn't really planned).

[treelizard]

Flowers usually work.

[Tom Yum]

Flowers usually work.

I'd say maybe. Flowers puts you in the friends category rather than the lover category, but I could be wrong.

[treelizard]

I'd say maybe. Flowers puts you in the friends category rather than the lover category, but I could be wrong.

They do? I've never heard that before.