check out my co-worker

[aku aku]

Looks like they enjoyed their honeymoon, good for them. I bet lots of people pose with Mickey Mouse, nothing wrong with that.

Just curious, do they play dungeons and dragons?

[Garland]

...what the ****? Where do these people come from? Is there something to be said to estrogens coming through in haircare products and food that's causing panzy-itis? Women are getting their periods younger, and men are turning into women...go fucking figure...all this bullshit has one etiological source.
(because I said it, it makes it so. don't fucking argue or i'll cockslap you)

I say we do the same thing with testosterone that we did with floride.
Put that shit in the water...
**** yeah.

boo-yah.

[Ahsen]

.............Exactly.

exactly what

[Garland]

exactly what

...exactly.

[treelizard]

...what the ****? Where do these people come from? Is there something to be said to estrogens coming through in haircare products and food that's causing panzy-itis? Women are getting their periods younger, and men are turning into women...go fucking figure...all this bullshit has one etiological source.
(because I said it, it makes it so. don't fucking argue or i'll cockslap you)

I say we do the same thing with testosterone that we did with floride.
Put that shit in the water...
**** yeah.

boo-yah.

B6 and zinc promote liver clearance of elevated estrogen. Also magnesium, adequate protein (esp. around breakfast/lunch) and EFAs in the form of fish oil.

[Garland]

B6 and zinc promote liver clearance of elevated estrogen. Also magnesium, adequate protein (esp. around breakfast/lunch) and EFAs in the form of fish oil.

...what do you know...my sarcasm ellicited an actually well thought out and valuable response. Thanks for ruining my joke treelizard.

[treelizard]

Don't mention it.

[Garland]

Don't mention it.

...you suck.

[treelizard]

...you suck.

mwahahahaha

[DickHardman]

you guys are starting to get off topic, so ima pull a mattblake and ask you all to return to the originally subject, which is my coworker who thinks he is one of king arthurs nights of the round table, or at least he wishes he was.


treelizard, what do you think of this big mountain of man love before you? does that man in the cape in those pictures look like boyfriend/husband material to you?

[Garland]

is that man in the cape in those pictures look like boyfriend/husband material to you?

after a month or two in jail...he might be wifey material for me.



but...I am a rather uniquely sick individual.

[treelizard]

treelizard, what do you think of this big mountain of man love before you? does that man in the cape in those pictures look like boyfriend/husband material to you?

not my type, but apparently his girlfriend/wife did, so who am i to judge?

[DickHardman]

not my type, but apparently his girlfriend/wife did, so who am i to judge?

at least he has big pecs. women like big pecs right?

[treelizard]

at least he has big pecs. women like big pecs right?

Not the first thing I screen for, but I can't exactly speak for all women.

I did have a high school history teacher who had a Renaissance Faire style wedding. I remember buying her a lot of Godiva chocolate so she could use my discount.

[Garland]

at least he has big pecs. women like big pecs right?

...I'm growing man boobs, bra.