I accidentally invited the Mormons to my house.

[GQchris]

As for beers, I enjoy Schlitz. I love the classics, no frills.

[DickHardman]

As for Dick's reading list, the Book of Mormon is actually a pretty good story too. It's as interesting a way to present a geneaology as the Old Testament was.

i doubt it comes anywhere close to 20000 leagues under the sea were they battled giant squid.

[Garland]

btw when they get to your house, you should let them in and serve them 40 oz beers and a fat joint and try to persuade them out of their brainwashed cult.

...funny story. I live in Salt Lake City, Utah...the Mecca for Mormons...
they are quite literally everywhere. One day some missionaries showed up at my house after I'd had a bit of a rager at my house. Hung over and in a beligerent mood, I invited them in.

I still had people passed out in my living room, empty drinks everywhere, and at this point in my life, there was probably explicit evidence of drug use strewn across tables and such.

I offered them a seat and asked them how long they'd been a couple.
I then proceeded to tell them that it was okay, and I didn't judge them...
I went off on this for about 70 seconds before they ASKED to leave and let themselves out.

[Garland]

Thai Bri,
Finally, something we can see eye to eye on. Grolsch is good beer. I just wish they didn't sell it in bottles they charge $16 for.

I love Grolsch, but Kokane and Delerium Tremens are at the top of my list, followed quickly by a REAL black and tan.

[Tom Yum]

I find it bloody annoying that such a serious topic has been spoilt by irrelevant posts.

Grolsch is best by far.

Grolsch. Good one. How about La Trappe?

[Tom Yum]

followed quickly by a REAL black and tan.

The Irish Carbomb! - The top video clips of the week are here

[Garland]

...my bartender is an 80 year old lady. She mixes great drinks...but I NEVER want to see her in an outfit like that one. Unless she's a fortune I don't know about...