Anti-Pornography Tyra Banks

[DickHardman]

that only happens in the movies guys. if i was at the beach, staring at some hot chick who is about to put lotion on herself, she is more likey to think im a rapist or something more so than she is going to feel the need to get me to rub the lotion all over her body. but yeah, wishful thinking is great. in fact, its the only kind of thinking i ever do.

[Tom Yum]

Well if it helps you guys at all, I'm still the 35 year old, Korean virgin androgenous virgin video gamin' nerd that you perceive me to be

[DickHardman]

Well if it helps you guys at all, I'm still the 35 year old, Korean virgin androgenous virgin video gamin' nerd that you perceive me to be

its ok bro, im a big black guy with big lats and traps who smokes weed and drinks newcastles to dream of ufos and all the awesome things ill never do or be in life.

[Blue Wave Gym]

lol

Bluewave and Dick,

I submit to you that there are intelligent, beautiful women here in America - who do have a lot to offer!

Meeting them is pretty much a game of rare chance though. You're probably not going to meet her at the bar scene or even at the grociery store; she hides - she'll probably be at the ballet, taking an informal class outside of her line of work, taking up taekwondo or even judo! Hell, you might just accidentally meet her on the beach and ask you to rub some sunscreen on her back!!

At the same time, I don't think there's anything wrong with meeting foreign women. You just have to get to know the gal and that can take time - I think we have an entire thread devoted to the topic of gorgeous asian women - but yeah, nothings better than meeting a beautiful woman, who more importantly is a good, genuine partner if all you seem to get are scared, shallow, self-centered types - yes, they have reason to be that way.

My $0.02 Rial on the topic.

Getting relationship advice from Tom Yum is like getting advice from Dick Hardman on not smoking the sticky icky or from me on controlling you temper.

[Liberty]

that only happens in the movies guys. if i was at the beach, staring at some hot chick who is about to put lotion on herself, she is more likey to think im a rapist or something more so than she is going to feel the need to get me to rub the lotion all over her body. but yeah, wishful thinking is great. in fact, its the only kind of thinking i ever do.

I don't know about that - once, while at the beach, an older woman sat down next to me and went on about how sexy my feet were, that I must have royal blod and all that, she then came on to me, asking if I was int older women and so on. Another time... anyway... must be my feet or something. You might want to clip your nails or something - LOL!

[DickHardman]

I don't know about that - once, while at the beach, an older woman sat down next to me and went on about how sexy my feet were, that I must have royal blod and all that, she then came on to me, asking if I was int older women and so on. Another time... anyway... must be my feet or something. You might want to clip your nails or something - LOL!

that aint even close to being in the same category as rubbing lotion all over some hot chicks body.

but anyway, so what happened?? did you end up jackhammering her straight into the sand or what???

[glendanfig]

did you end up jackhammering her straight into the sand or what???

thats a funny visual