A bit of humor

[Hardball]

This question is especially directed to those who THROW OR GRAPPLE. How do you deal with guys who are always FARTING in the dojo?

[Bjjexpertise@be]

This question is especially directed to those who THROW OR GRAPPLE. How do you deal with guys who are always FARTING in the dojo?

Don't let them triangle/sankaku you .

[jubaji]

It's easy to beat the shit out of someone when he's already halfway there.

[kingoftheforest]

Thatsa secret technique.

[Hardball]

Thatsa secret technique.

Silent but deadly. LOL

[kingoftheforest]

Silent but deadly. LOL

That would be a ninja fart.

Karate farts are loud and quick.

KF farts are long and high pitched.

[Hardball]

That would be a ninja fart.

Karate farts are loud and quick.

KF farts are long and high pitched.

Biological warfare, pass the gas mask.

[Nancy08]

Some facts:

What makes farts stink?
The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.


Why do farts make noise?
The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus. Contrary to a popular misconception, fart noise is not generated by the flapping of the butt cheeks. You can see proof of this in the close-up video footage of Carl Plant's fart on Mate-in-a-State .

Now you know.....






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[Hardball]

Some facts:

What makes farts stink?
The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.


Why do farts make noise?
The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus. Contrary to a popular misconception, fart noise is not generated by the flapping of the butt cheeks. You can see proof of this in the close-up video footage of Carl Plant's fart on Mate-in-a-State .

Now you know.....






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