Ursd

[Garland]

Okay, so I have come up with an idea...with the new craze ok Reality Based training, why not REALLY go against the grain. I propose Un-Real Self Defense. This will feature the best and flashiest lowEST percentage techniques that you'd have to be an extremely talented and gifted athlete to even think of pulling off in any sort of encounter. High spinning and flying kicks, of course.

C'mon guys...what are the lowest percentage techniques you can think of?

We'll of course feature the flying side kick knife or gun disarms.

[7r14ngL3Ch0k3]

I think others may have had a jump start on that one........

[kingoftheforest]

There's always the Forest Gump method.

When someone confronts you like they want to fight, you just pick up the nearest blunt object and bash yourself with it.

The guy will be like "Holy Shat if that's what he does to himself......."