Online Fight

[Fighter]

This is a game I'm starting. Where people fight eachother online using MA techniques

EG: Fighter asumes the onguard position and awaits (someone) to attack

OK

Here we go.

[Fighter]

Game

Fighter was the first one there. A huge fighting arena where people from all around the world come to fight. He sits down and waits for someone to arrive so that he may fight.

Fighter is menally preparing himself for the fighting ahead.

[osopardo]

Fighter was the first one there. A huge fighting arena where people from all around the world come to fight. He sits down and waits for someone to arrive so that he may fight.

Fighter is menally preparing himself for the fighting ahead.

I was thinking of exactly the same sorta thing recently. I called it "cyber-fighting". Safe, non-comittal, anonymous...

OK here we go... Osopardo makes his way to the arena. He is surrounded by a huge entourage, including corner men, trainers, hanger-ons, eye-candy, several break dancers carrying boom boxes, a small marching band composed entirely of midgets dressed as mummers and two large brown bears trained to walk upright on their hind legs. Osopardo himself is completely naked except for a large bear skin, the head of which forms a headdress and the body a long cape flowing behind him down his back. His ankles are taped and festooned with thick tufts of bear fur. As he strides around the arena, he looks contemptuously at Fighter, who is sitting there meditating. Several members of the Bear's entourage have the specific task of holding Osopardo back and restraining him from attacking Fighter before the match is officially started.

The announcer comes out and it takes a considerable amount of time to clear the arena. When eventually the entourage leaves, we see a large pile of dung on the mat from one of the trained bears. Orderlies are called to clean up the mess...


Your turn.

[Tom Yum]

The announcer comes out and it takes a considerable amount of time to clear the arena. When eventually the entourage leaves, we see a large pile of dung on the mat from one of the trained bears. Orderlies are called to clean up the mess...

Our official announcer, Tom Yum, walks into the arena dressed ala John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever, sporting a giant gold chain with a picture of Mr. T in a locket. He is also stylishly walking in platform shoes fitted with minature aquariums in the soles.

"Rrrrrlladies ennnnn Gentlemen, rrrrrllllllets get readddddy to rummmmmble. In the red corner standing five foot eight weighing two hundred seventy two pounds, in the bear skin.........Osssssssooooooparrrdo"

"In the blue corner standing six feet one inches tall weighing in at one hundred twenty eight pounds, in the leather gimp costume......vvvffffffiggghter"

"This is a 6.71 round fight for the championship title, sponsored by Viagra."

Tom Yum pulls off his jacket to reveal a jet pack with two thrusters that lite up and send him off into the air, where he is on his way to a an 'all you can eat shellfish night' at Red Lobster for $4.79.

[osopardo]

LOL,

Oh man! I was hoping you'd be the announcer and color commentator! Especially after your great work with the Ali-Tyson match.

[osopardo]

This is an old post originated by a member who may no longer be active, so I won't fault him for not responding to the bell. God knows, he waited long enough for someone to accept his challenge!

So, are there any other takers? The bear poop has now been cleaned up.

[osopardo]

C'mon, H2H, I wont hurt you...






































much

[Tom Yum]

This is an old post originated by a member who may no longer be active, so I won't fault him for not responding to the bell. God knows, he waited long enough for someone to accept his challenge!

So, are there any other takers? The bear poop has now been cleaned up.

After 4.3 pounds of various batter fried crustacea and shelled critters sauteed in garlic lemon butter and a mint, Tom Yum heads back to the arena rrrrrready to announce the next challenger into the ring....

[gregimotis]

Suddenly, the lights at far side of the hall go out. A hush falls over the crowd as several robed figures silently make thier way to the ring. As one, they climb to the ropes - and then a single dark robed woman enters the ring...

The robe is shrugged to the floor. Lady J. bows deeply...







(Don't blame me, Oso, you're the one necromancing the threads around here)

[osopardo]

WTF?!? Who's Lady J?!? Now I'm worried!

[Tom Yum]

There's name confusion....

Lady J was a GI Joe cartoon infantry woman with an hour glass figure. Ms. J ( an inactive member here) is the real life thing, 'cept she does anti-terrorism stuff on the side.

[osopardo]

And which one am I "up against?"

[Tom Yum]

You'll have to bribe me with Kentucky Moonshine first, then I'll decide...

[osopardo]

I dont know, my wrist is killing me from using the joystick...

I really don't think we want to hear about you and your joystick...

[gregimotis]

There's name confusion....

Lady J was a GI Joe cartoon infantry woman with an hour glass figure. Ms. J ( an inactive member here) is the real life thing, 'cept she does anti-terrorism stuff on the side.

Oh wow, now even I don't know who Oso's fighting. Let's stick with Ms. J. Get ready for a grinding verbal fullisade!