WHat did you do at work today that you shoudnt have????

[Ghost]

Ok say just about everyday i do something i shoudlnt have.

Often its not much like take an extra long lunch break, come in late and get away with it etc.

Spend all day browsing this forum!!!

So maybe on this thread we can put in anything we did on the day and got away with it, as long as its real.

Or if you dont want to ignore it.

Me and my mate here are playing a bit of a game where we graduallu(over weeks) try and do something we really shouldnt and see if we can get away with it.

[Ghost]

Ok so i will start this off.

Today the guy i work with has gone off up North to shag some bird he met on a Bike forum.

Anyway , today i signed him at the reception desk, its now 4.05pm and no one has noticed he isnt here!!!!!
I will sign him off in the evening and i think we will get away with it.

I cant believe this might actually work.

I think if you guys try stuff too it could be a bit like fight club but different. And we all report back to here.

[kengar]

I don't know, maybe its just me. But what does this have to do with MMA, bjj or any other acronym? Maybe put this under another category.

[Tom Yum]

Change of Category

Agreed.

The message has nothing to do with BJJ, MMA or NHB. Last time I checked, their was no 'bird shagging' category or 'fight club' category.

Projection of sorts?

[platinum_angel]

there is an open category though where you can post this crap

[Lizard]

Well it's not about work, but it is about getting away with something.

When I was in high school I used to really hate PE (physical excersise) so I used to walk out of school every thursday. Eventualy they noticed I wasn't there and asked to see me, they said that they would tell my parents, they didn't. I did it again, they noticed I wasn't there and asked to see me and said that this time they really would tell my parents, they didn't. So I did it again, they asked to see me, I didn't go, they forgot.

Oh and another time I threw a stink bomb into the head of years office.

And we once found a metal top for a table so we started throwing each other into it so that it bent (we were pretending we were throwing people through tables like in wrestling).

The stupidity of some people astounds me.

Someone get this thread onto the open access forum!

[Ghost]

I posted in another thread but.....

I didnt turn up for work at all last week and no one has noticed.

This is beyond comprehension to me.

The only guy that noticed was the one in my office that sits next to me.

I was ill last week..................... apparently

[falcon3624]

One time I got my check and when I got to the bank and opened it I realized there were 2 identical checks in the envelope. I went ahead and cashed both of them. No one ever said a word about it either.

[Ghost]

What was that falcon, you sucked your boss off, no man, you shouldn't have done that.

[rico]

talked crap to a "guest" to see if he would do anything, then dared him to.

[falcon3624]

Originally posted by Ghost
What was that falcon, you sucked your boss off, no man, you shouldn't have done that.

No, that was you that was trying to suck me off......don't you remember?? You might not cuz you took a pretty hard lick to the head when I beat you down with that stapler........lol

[Ghost]

As i remember it i was trying to fight you off.

You wanted to staple your willy to my bum whole but i wouldnt let you. Then you beat me down with it.

Thats when i took you to the floor, you instinctively turned on to your front (you're never supposed to do that) but you were hoping to take it up the arse, but i got you in strangle from behind and choked you out.

[falcon3624]

I can see that you had fun this weekend ghost........lol.......did we "accidently" walk in the gay pub again this week??

[Tom Yum]

Originally posted by rico
talked crap to a "guest" to see if he would do anything, then dared him to.

Like "Office Space"...you've got to show your points..lol