Kevin should become a ninja!

[Lizard]

Look kevin, just let ninjitsu into your life. I used to get pissed off all the time then I discovered that there was more to life than being bored. I became a ninja. I chop off heads all the time without even thinking twice about it! Once I totaly uppercutted some christian just for opening a window! Ask robert G if you don't beleive me.

It's totaly awsome you even learn how to commit ritual suicide with a frisbee! If this is acheived then everyone will be like "HOLY CRAP!!!"

3 facts about ninjas

Ninjas are mammals (except reptilian ninjas of course)
Ninjas fight ALL the time
The purpose of being a ninja is to flip out and kill peope

Also you wouldn't have to worry about bowing because ninjas LOVE to bow before they kick the crap out of people.

Here is an example of what being a ninja is all about:

[Lizard]

Are you ready to change your life for the better? Convert and repent your sins! This is a totaly awsome religeon, you can wail on a guitar hard (harder than the hardest blackest boner alive apparently).

http://www.realultimatepower.net

[Toudiyama[NL]]

or better still turkish wrestling suits his gay character

[kevin green]

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

WHAT DO YOU CALL PROSTRATING YOURSELF ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND STICKING YOU BUTT UP IN THE AIR? ISN'T THAT WHAT BITCHES DO?

[RobertG]

Hey Lizard, can you worship Satan and be a Ninja too? Or do you have to worship Shinto to be a Ninja? Kevin should really try the frisbee sepuku. I'd be like Holy Crap! if he did.

3 facts about Kevin:

Kevin is a douchebag.
Kevin douches all the time.
The purpose of Kevin is to flip out and douche people.

[Lizard]

Anyway how about being a ninja? You don't have to bow if you don't want to, just as long as you flip out and destroy stuff. Ninjas are way cooler than christians and it's really fun. Seriously I think it would be good for you.

[Lizard]

Originally posted by RobertG
Hey Lizard, can you worship Satan and be a Ninja too? Or do you have to worship Shinto to be a Ninja? Kevin should really try the frisbee sepuku. I'd be like Holy Crap! if he did.

3 facts about Kevin:

Kevin is a douchebag.
Kevin douches all the time.
The purpose of Kevin is to flip out and douche people.

You can be a satanic ninja if you want. Ninjitsu and satanism have a lot in common and you can follow both religions. I think they compliment each other:

"Worship satan, bow before him"
"No, I don't want to bow!"
"Then I will flip out and kill you! hahaha!" SLASH! Catch kevin's head in basket

[Jack Johnson]

christian ninjitsu you flip out and kill people for christ's sake
I think you can get an e-learning masters degree in this subject from the university of minnesota

......it was a spectacle that could bugger the imagination
William Burroughs

[greyfox13]

**** I HATE THAT GAY ASS WEBSITE ITS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT

[RobertG]

Originally posted by greyfox13
**** I HATE THAT GAY ASS WEBSITE ITS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT

That is the greatest website ever. You have no idea what you are talking about. And don't talk shit about the ninjas or they will totally flip out.

[Kingston]

Originally posted by RobertG
.........or they will totally flip out.

lol. That website kicks ass

[greyfox13]

i dont belive this shit im hearing! that is the most ****ed up, gay website ever!!

p.s i love ninja, so shut it

[RobertG]

I'll tell you whats gay....pirates. Pirates are totally gay. Therefore ninjas wail on them.

[greyfox13]

ninjas are awesome, but i dont like pirates, pirates suck