pleasse us help lern judo thorws

[Ben Dover]

We was wondering if youall could tell us how to do a judo throw.

We want the best one for womin andkids too lern.pllease

[Tom Yum]

Your profile says that you've studied a dozen martial arts - judo included yet you ask us to teach you judo throws?

Kevin Green, is that you?

[IPON]

I responded to your odd questions on another post. If you stduied the arts you claim, which include Judo, you should have to ask a question. If you are lying, which I suspect, you should not teach ....... period

[Thai Bri]

I think he needs spelling lessons before even thinking of taking up Judo.

[Ben Dover]

sinCE thet bare et that chunk outa my leg .BUT JAPON WAS A LONG TIME AGO sos i caint explane it rriihgt

[platinum_angel]

herr esen ecsampel ofA judo trou.fistr yerr taceyerr takk you arm endput its up yerr ass

terr etes yerr troll ta trou

[Toudiyama[NL]]

Originally posted by IPON
I responded to your odd questions on another post. If you stduied the arts you claim, which include Judo, you should have to ask a question. If you are lying, which I suspect, you should not teach ....... period

In total he claims to have studied 5 arts that involve trowing of some kind, hard to believe that nothing stuck at all

Maybe he considers walking past a dojo studying, like he did with English ( walking past the library)

[Ben Dover]

I remember some but I figgered you all wood have some pointers. I am sorry if i seam stupid but i just thouht i wood ask.
how bout the judo chop? Is that good to? i dont know what the names arr. mabye pictures wood be good

[Ben Dover]

I figgered that you came here to help people. But you fellas arr sure not much help.Maybe thees sites is just for patten youselfs on the back and listeneing to yourslf talk. it seems to be everyting but martial arts just making fun of people. maybe I need a diktionairy but you need taught some manners. or maybe you d o not now how to tell it!

[Thai Bri]

Have you been legally declared as a dyslexic?

[Toudiyama[NL]]

someone who studied the arts you claim to have studied, sshould never be asking these questions, no matter how long ago it is

It looks like you are either a fake when it comes to the arts you studied'or you don't really want to ask a question

Also the use of the word judochop makes clear why a lot of people chose to stick with japanese as the language for it, we would maybe have understood your question

I do not think a dictionary would help you much, I would suggest you take lessons to learn to write the language of the country you are so proud of, would be a sign of respect towards your country

Oh and this is the Off Topic part of the forum, here we often make fun of eachother

[Jack Johnson]

judo vs satan spawn

now up there in your mountain hide away I wouldn't imagine you have the sort of criminality that is found in large american cities so you are thinking more about the iminent apocolypse that you people are all ways talking about. When demonic creatures will be released to attack people. Is judo the best art for dealing with this sort of opponent? If you try a shoulder or hip technique a demon is likely just to take a bite out your back or shoulder and if you try a leg technique he can just hold you off with his powerful arms he won't need a gi to hold on to he can just but his claws through your flesh. I'm not saying judo isn't effective just that it might not be the best art to use against satan spawn.

"come back, come back to Austin Texas,
Satan loves you and he's heard all your songs"
Daniel Johnston

[swan104]

I was about 11 years old the last time I attended a Judo class, and I'm 26 now. I have forgotten a lot of it, including most of the Japanese names for the throws, but I still do not ask people how to do a "Judo Chop."

I think that was a move used by Austin Powers. Serious stuff then!

You might as well as people how to do a "Miyagi Crane kick" while you're at it.

When did you last do Judo? How long was it for?

[IPON]

"Judo Chop" sigh........

A better technique is kung pow chi-ken

Bendover - buy a book you can go to a M-A-R-T-I-A-L A-R-T-S (in case you were not familiar with the spelling) store or regular bookstore. Go to blockbuster and get ajackie chan movie. Then stand outside and assume the perpendicular position (right angle, bendover-get it) to make it easier for someone to kick your azz.

[Ben Dover]

Re: judo vs satan spawn

Originally posted by Jack Johnson
now up there in your mountain hide away I wouldn't imagine you have the sort of criminality that is found in large american cities so you are thinking more about the iminent apocolypse that you people are all ways talking about. When demonic creatures will be released to attack people. Is judo the best art for dealing with this sort of opponent? If you try a shoulder or hip technique a demon is likely just to take a bite out your back or shoulder and if you try a leg technique he can just hold you off with his powerful arms he won't need a gi to hold on to he can just but his claws through your flesh. I'm not saying judo isn't effective just that it might not be the best art to use against satan spawn.

"come back, come back to Austin Texas,
Satan loves you and he's heard all your songs"
Daniel Johnston

Thet sounds just like that there bare thet dun tryed to eat me.And we is WELLARMED pacifists.The Lord and us is reddy for the 2 legged weasels but they dont like it here up high and all.