Most useless Martial Arts styles

[CKD]

I think I understand Sherwincs language and can make a come back.
Boxer alphabet is ABCD. He can string alphabet to soo many words so quickly that kung fu only understand a little bit. While kung fu practicioner try to figure out which letter to use boxer already sending many words from alphabet toward his face.
Example: Kung fu practicioner deciding to use word but boxer with limited vocab already have a word going to kung fu face once the word hit face is concaved and there is lot of blood...
If bjj can close distance against kung fu even best iron toe is useless.... this will also neutralize grasshopper play funky music and bird humps the sky.
Example: Kung fu trying to attack but bjj practicioner already closes distance into kung fu and uses his grappling alphabet to spell, HIP THROW, after that kung fu is dazed and bjj quickly uses grappling alphabet to spell, ARMBAR, and kung fu lies there with broken arm wishing he could use the tiger eats deep fried macaroni technique.
Convinced?!??

[jubaji]

Ugh..This place is a hole...

And you're an ass. Perfect combo!

[Mr. Heel Hook]

WHOO! What an ingenious add on to what I said!!!


Wait... no...

Grow up, shithead.

[IPON]

Ugh... I thought I discontinued from this message board. This place is a hole...

Welcome Back

[Mr. Heel Hook]

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[sherwinc]

I think I understand Sherwincs language and can make a come back.
Boxer alphabet is ABCD. He can string alphabet to soo many words so quickly that kung fu only understand a little bit. While kung fu practicioner try to figure out which letter to use boxer already sending many words from alphabet toward his face.
Example: Kung fu practicioner deciding to use word but boxer with limited vocab already have a word going to kung fu face once the word hit face is concaved and there is lot of blood...
If bjj can close distance against kung fu even best iron toe is useless.... this will also neutralize grasshopper play funky music and bird humps the sky.
Example: Kung fu trying to attack but bjj practicioner already closes distance into kung fu and uses his grappling alphabet to spell, HIP THROW, after that kung fu is dazed and bjj quickly uses grappling alphabet to spell, ARMBAR, and kung fu lies there with broken arm wishing he could use the tiger eats deep fried macaroni technique.
Convinced?!??

Kungfu can also understand the only ABCD of boxing, so its my turn to intercept those ABCD of boxing alphabets.... now, since boxing only know ABCD - how can a boxing defend if i attack him EFGH? or EfGh? or efgh? or eFgH?

its a simple comparison yet since the beginning and until now - you are still stupid.....

HAW HAW HAW

[Toudiyama[NL]]

Yeah figureskater have the most complete alphabet yet in a hockeygame they will be pulverised by the hockeyplayer

Western alphabet is only 26 characters ( + a few) the chinese 3000 basic characters to begin with, yet most modern inventions gave come from the west

It is not how much chaacters you know but how you use them

Boxers use their limited alphabet way more effective than you can immagine
Also the time you spend on learning all the characters of your style, they spend on using their limited alphabet practicaly
This gives them a headstart over you which can't be overtaken unless they stop training


BTW research of both Chinese and old Okinawan MA showed that there are only 36 Habitual Acts of Physical Violence (HAPV) in other words onl 36 kinds of attacks, the resst are only slight variations to these

Using what you know to the fullest is what is important not how much you know
It is as if you have all the ingredients to make a perfect soup but spend to little time cooking to pull it off because you don't know what ingredients to choose, the boxer on the other hand has only a few ingredients but makes a fine tasting stock or clear soup
Their ingredients are so powerfull that their soup doesn't need any other
Then you are invited for a cook off and you refuse because off all the hunderds of ingredients you know you are only allowed to use half
You never showed the world yyou can cook but still claim to be the best cook because you have the most ingredients to choose from

[Toudiyama[NL]]

Kungfu can also understand the only ABCD of boxing, so its my turn to intercept those ABCD of boxing alphabets.... now, since boxing only know ABCD - how can a boxing defend if i attack him EFGH? or EfGh? or efgh? or eFgH?

its a simple comparison yet since the beginning and until now - you are still stupid.....

HAW HAW HAW

ever heard about Quality over Quantity?

[Tameo]

ever heard about Quality over Quantity?

Who said you can't have quality and quantity together?

[darrianation]

sherwinc would be eaten alive by a boxer. Hey sherwinc is it time to water you yet?

[Tameo]

Why do you think? you have seen him fight?? I doubt it.

[Toudiyama[NL]]

Sherwinc should enter a Vale Tudo tournament, only biting and chouching(SP?) prohibited so everything allowed so almost nothing of his curiculum is prohibited. so no excuse like:"All our techniques are prohibited so we can't score"

[Dim Wit Moc]

Kung Fu not fo tunumnt. Kung fu for cheet, kill, distroy. Kung fu man walk away to liv nuther da. Tunumnt man lie ded. It like the provurb that sa is preferabl to be liv dog than ded liun. Tunument man no survive jungl.

[darrianation]

Why do you think? you have seen him fight?? I doubt it.

No!

I have seen boxers fight and train, I have trained with them and have gotten into the ring with them so I know what they can do.

I have seen Thai fighters fight and train and I have trained in MT and have gotten in the ring with them and know what they can do.

Sherwinc has never done either yet he spews forth crap like they cannot stand up to Kung Fu and sherwinc is a KF practitioner (so he says, I think he’s a troll) implying he can defeat these guys because they are crap.

Anyone who talks like this is insecure and cannot fight. Sherwinc is to frightened to get in the ring with these guys because he knows he’ll be killed. Even in the street don’t ever count a boxer out because you’ll never see that jab to intercept it, or the follow up right that will shatter your jaw.

I am not saying KF is crap but sherwinc say anything not Chinese is crap and he is dead wrong about that. Sherwinc does not have a logical thought in his head.

[jubaji]

WHOO! What an ingenious add on to what I said!!!


Wait... no...

Grow up, shithead.

I guess I should be more mature, like you. Asshole