astral projection

[jubaji]

Astral projection is baloney.

Then I just finished a ham, salami, lettuce, tomato, onion, swiss, and Astral Projection sandwhich and it was gooooooooooooooooooooooood!

[HtTKar]

What? no mayo?
What are you going to use for a transfer medium?

[Tom Yum]

Then I just finished a ham, salami, lettuce, tomato, onion, swiss, and Astral Projection sandwhich and it was gooooooooooooooooooooooood!

You got astral projection on your sandwhich? No beer?

i usually tell the waiter to hold the astral projection

[jubaji]

What? no mayo?
What are you going to use for a transfer medium?

Hey, I'm married. I don't use condiments anymore.

[Garland]

You need to develop a discerning brain.

It would be easy to "prove". Tell you what, hide an unknown object in your bedroom and tell one of your astral a*** holes to visit you in the night and tell you what it is.

Let us know the result.

Nobody can ever "prove" anything, we simply take some things to be the best, most generally accepted explainations at any given time...i.e. with better tools and with better knowledge we can always enhance and alter or discard wrongful theorums (i.e. the geocentric earth crap)...even Natural Laws can be tweaked. (i.e. say we find a better way to measure the pull of gravity)
Science isn't definite, I mean, people can never agree upon anything, is a virus a living organism, by whose criteria do we define life, what is life, lets define it from a philosopher's point of view, I mean, really, is there a wrong answer...and where'd I put my crack stem....I mean, who knows these things??? I mean, do you choose the guy with the archaebacteria and eubacteria bunched into one giant classification of monera, or do you want them seperate, when did they evolve relative to each other...same time, how are they different, what do we think we know...where am I and what are you doing with my shoes......damn, I think I dropped my pupil...I'll be RIGHT back folks...

[Garland]

My answer to your question about astral projection is such...and I am not responsible for anyone following this suggestion, as if they do, they's stupid, and follower...so if you's a lemming that don't understand humor...slit yo wrists

I'm just kiddin'.....or am I???


Go on-line, buy some 5-MeO DMT, a research chemical tryptamine,snort 2 to 4 mg, (or better yet 5-MeO Dipt Foxy Methoxy, which is now illegal, thank yous very much mr. analog act) purchase a half eighth of psylocibe cubensis mushrooms, and ingest...do so with spotters out in the wilderness area of your choice...and meditate on life and transcending the physical world, travel through the intangible world of thoughts and incoherent internal psycho babble and try not to lose yourself there.... and then leap off a cliff for being a hippy.

F. U. R
M. U. R.
Y.U.R.

what that say?? fur mur yurs four more years......
If you ain't rich, republican, and dumb as shit, you're gonna die in the draft anyway, hippy scum, and if not, you will when we decide to bomb the poor...or just recycle you as a food source to the elderly after we take away social security. I don't care, cuz I'll be gettin' "serviced" by some needy welfare moms while their husbands is out gettin' shot for my money....na na na na na na.

Sieg Hiel....thank you very much for playing.

Really, decrease the surplus population is good, right Malthus...oh, ok....what's that??? Bomb Canada....oh, ok! What have they done for us lately anyway....their beer sucks....and it's better than invading poland.



Damn...sort of got lost in a tangent/rant there...my bad.

[Amaze]

I'd say leave that dmt alone