bleeding, swetting, fainting:)

[OldGit]

Come on folks, don't be mean to the poor lad. He wants to find a wise old teacher living in a cottage in the woods. Surely that's not too much to ask for? There must be lots of them out there...!

And remember he's dedicated his whole life to martial arts. Which must be about fourteen years I reckon.

Funniest post I've read in ages. More please!

[Tom Yum]

Funniest post I've read in ages. More please!

Ehhhxcellent...

[Tom Yum]

My wife bleeds every 28 days
sweats every night (me too!!!)
and faints when i tell her where i was last night

Air conditioning is not a new invention.

[OldGit]

Quite right. Air conditioning was probably invented by the ancient Chinese. They invented all sorts of stuff, like writing and fireworks and kites.

I bet every old Chinese master living in a cottage in the woods has got Ancient Chinese Air-Conditioning. Made out of bamboo and rice paper. So no need to sweat too much while your dedicating your life to getting your ass whipped or whatever the fcuk this thread was about.

[Tom Yum]

fanman ----> sweats everynight -----> no ac ----> ditch fan, get ac

[fanman.]

fanman ----> sweats everynight -----> no ac ----> ditch fan, get ac

I could never ditch my fan!!! For without my fan, I am no longer fanman. Without my fan I am nothing but a man.

[Tom Yum]

I could never ditch my fan!!! For without my fan, I am no longer fanman. Without my fan I am nothing but a man.

You could allways opt to be a tranny